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Prof. Crocodile posted:imho add tim burton and helena bonham carter for more permutation options. ooh that's a good one too Danny Elfman does the soundtrack for No Country For Old Men
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Prof. Crocodile posted:imho add tim burton and helena bonham carter for more permutation options. tim burton is married to johnny depp, and their friend helena bonham carter directs them in a lot of movies. |
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Oct 18, 2020 21:16
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kristen schaal starting an onlyfans that's just pictures of bret & jemaine playing music, fully clothed
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punishing myself by squiriting wasabi packets into my mouth. my jaw agape, i scream to the heavens "hoo hohn eehen eehewr hahahee"
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 Seamus Aran. god GIMP sucks. I miss my bent copies of photoshop. |
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i just realized that the only video game youtubers i watch are canadian. i think "itt we are canadian video game bloggers" is a good idea for a thread but i can't quite make it come together without it seeming mean-spirited. "oh wow that headshot looked like it hurt. soary." |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i just realized that the only video game youtubers i watch are canadian. i think "itt we are canadian video game bloggers" is a good idea for a thread but i can't quite make it come together without it seeming mean-spirited. Hey check out this wookie hoser! Way to camp there, buddy. You get that gillie suit at MEC? |
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Oct 20, 2020 23:56
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i just realized that the only video game youtubers i watch are canadian. i think "itt we are canadian video game bloggers" is a good idea for a thread but i can't quite make it come together without it seeming mean-spirited. "itt we are video game bloggers from Fargo (1996 film)" |
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Welcome to Farming Simulator 2020. First of all, you'd be forgiven for thinkin that's a real Massey-Fergason, eh, but they don't have licensed tractors so what you've got is a bit of a hodgepodge eh, but it kinda works. So you gotta choose yer wheat to sow eh, classic red fife or something lower yield but might fetch higher prices at the co-op or what have you. |
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most people think it means something akin to holy war but it's actually closer to struggle, as in, "one who struggles with their anime." that is the true fyhad. half a giant stone dong emerging from the desert, scrawled over in a babble of tongues is the phrase THIS IS NOT A PLAPE OF HONOR crimes |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:a child is caught swearing, and when his mom demands to know where he learned such foul language he is reluctant to tell her about the legendary lost episode of sesame street where kermit smacks the cookies out of cookie monster's hands and says: "suck my dick you gently caress man!" 
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biosterous posted:great american melting thot alone with my thots
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:two hula-hoops on thighs Immediately thought of this: https://youtu.be/pF8GiRzJN6g |
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Awkward items to thank while doing the KonMari Method, such as the dildo you used during college |
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Jaguars! posted:Awkward items to thank while doing the KonMari Method, such as the dildo you used during college i think this one is ready for primetime
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I'm tired of these dating apps, do you know when our dating entrees will be out? |
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I'm sure this has been thought of before by someone, somewhere but it's fun to think about rn: Supermarket Sweep. A gritty heist featuring a crew who steal the highest value items from grocery stores. Coldcut open on the deli section of a high end grocer. Pan across various delicacies and finally the prize, a hugely expensive flank of iberico ham. |
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Thankless jobs that may or may not actually exist The guy who has to drive pickup trucks to the top of mountains to film commercials The 10th dentist |
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Harold Fjord posted:I'm sure this has been thought of before by someone, somewhere but it's fun to think about rn: Man, remember that game show back in ancient times, where the contestants had to like guess the prices of foods to earn time that they were allotted at the end of the show to fill a basket with as much groceries as possible and they won cash equal to the value of the groceries they collected or something? Or maybe the contestant with the highest value in groceries won whatever grand prize? Or maybe it was the highest value per weight? I think about that show with strange frequency sometimes. I don't remember anyone going for arm loads of imported Olive oil or prosciutto or wheels of cheese. It probably wasn't that kind of grocery store though. |
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It's back! Leslie Jones is the host, I came across it this week. |
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Market sweep, where I'm trying to squeeze a live squid, a tiger pelt, a cashmir jumper with a picture of Jesus on the front and a secondhand VCR into one basket before the timer runs out Sharemarket sweep International arms market sweep |
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black market sweep, where u gotta score a brick a piece a burner and a whip and the first one to buy their momma a house wins
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"slay you with a crossbow" sung to the tune of bone thugs "crossroads" |
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Deep Glove Bruno posted:"slay you with a crossbow" sung to the tune of bone thugs "crossroads" "goatse" sung to the tune of no doubt "don't speak" |
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canyoneer posted:"goatse" sung to the tune of no doubt "don't speak" lol |
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canyoneer posted:"goatse" sung to the tune of no doubt "don't speak" gently caress
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canyoneer posted:"goatse" sung to the tune of no doubt "don't speak" nut posted:don’t stretch me cuz it hurts
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Henchman: Hey boss! He's wearing a wire! Crime Boss: Is that right, rat? You wearing a wire? Me: Umm, it's bluetooth, actually. |
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ideas for modernizing the olympics: national anthems played at the medal podium will now only be remixes (edm, trap, or dance) the paralympics runs in parallel with the olympics featuring athletes with a range of disabilities competing in the same events. the perpalympics will run perpendicularly with esports athletes competing in vr equivalent events. crush a can for jesse owens judged events will be scored by audience applause-o-meter, as measured by official olympic timekeeper partner omega watches |
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It's so easy even a caveman can do it... "Alright sir, can you just read me the VIN Number on your-" "UGDUG VIN NUMBER 1HG34122AJG183LN UGDUG WANT MAKE ASK BUNDLE WITH HOME" "Sure, let me look up your vehicle first-" "UGDUG NEED FULL COVERAGE AND UNINSURED MOTORIST" ok there's no punchline here but I had a dream about a caveman reading a VIN number. This is one of those snl bits that doesn't make it to air because they have to make room for the absolutely hilarious impressions of the jackass. They just get funnier and funnier hoooo boy so dang funny can't get enough of em |
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'Cause we're just two girls, oh, little old us Well, don't let us have any cups |
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a state public health official struggling through a virus briefing because he's too embarrassed to use the term "superspreader" |
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