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endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

secretly best girl posted:

gently caress it, I'm trans, I'm out, and now I have to go retag and rewrite a bazillion podcast pages and social media and aaaaaaaaaa

Well, congratulations.

(wark wark?)

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pseudopresence
Mar 3, 2005

I want to get online...
I need a computer!

secretly best girl posted:

gently caress it, I'm trans, I'm out, and now I have to go retag and rewrite a bazillion podcast pages and social media and aaaaaaaaaa

Congrats! I’m still slowly working through name changes with companies, websites and govt agencies a year later lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Shifty Pony posted:

I would like to salute the guys who I come across once in a blue moon who make me go "hnnnnng, yep still bi".

pretty sure if I weren't in a relationship I'd like to do other things but I'm happy with saluting.

yep, but sadly everyone i think this about i know absolutely would not reciprocate

don't be ugly, kids, it ain't fun

gnatalie
Jul 1, 2003

blasting women into space

secretly best girl posted:

gently caress it, I'm trans, I'm out, and now I have to go retag and rewrite a bazillion podcast pages and social media and aaaaaaaaaa

one

of

us

!!

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Bored Online posted:

today i signed up for a not-straight dating app for the first time and there are so many terms and i dont know what any of it means aaaaaaa

don't join any parTys. (i mean, unless that is your thing)

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Hrm, maybe someone can cook up something to autodetect and splice accordingly? This is the dirk forum 🤷🏻‍♀️

yeah!

what format is everything in?

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

alexandriao posted:

yeah!

what format is everything in?

secretly best girl is perfectly capable of building that tool, the only question is if that's a sensible way to spend time.

Not that that has stopped her ever before.

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

ultravoices posted:

don't join any parTys. (i mean, unless that is your thing)

what is this. this term has bad seo

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Bored Online posted:

what is this. this term has bad seo

inappropriate capital Ts indicate a desire to consume methamphetamine.

not to be confused with methamfemamine.

claw game handjob
Mar 27, 2007

pinch pinch scrape pinch
ow ow fuck it's caught
i'm bleeding
JESUS TURN IT OFF
WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING
Honestly I'll just eat the L on that one, there's at least one show that I think is still re-releasing ancient content I can't change (I tried burning it off the internet a decade ago) and if it's not complete, it's not worth the effort.

Also if you want to hear the single stupidest gender reveal ever, click here.

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
It's funny.

It's down there for stupid, but it's not the most stupid, because it's funny.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultravoices posted:

inappropriate capital Ts indicate a desire to consume methamphetamine.

not to be confused with methamfemamine.
wouldn't t be methunfemmamine

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

wouldn't t be methunfemmamine

get your boyotics and your antiboyotics

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
gonna start taking estrogen, testosterone, estrogen blockers and testosterone blockers at the same time for ultimate androgynous energy

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
not just nonbinary, unbinary.

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


endlessmonotony posted:

secretly best girl is perfectly capable of building that tool, the only question is if that's a sensible way to spend time.

Not that that has stopped her ever before.

i mean, moooood

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?
when you get on the apps you will get a lot of solicitations for sex.

this will be kind of bewildering because you probably aren't used to having the spigot of dick turned fully on and blasting directly in your face.

learning that it's okay to say no for any reason at all, even if that reason is no reason, will help immensely.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
those apps can be such a meat market, especially if you're someone's fetish.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultravoices posted:

get your boyotics and your antiboyotics
Hommebucha is an excellent source of proboyotics

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Improbable Lobster posted:

those apps can be such a meat market, especially if you're someone's fetish.

Being subjected to the male gaze is something everyone should experience at least once in life.

It's educational. Like being penetrated.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

ultravoices posted:

Being subjected to the male gaze is something everyone should experience at least once in life.

It's educational. Like being penetrated.

ask me about a 60 year old man offering to pay me and my college roommates money to limp biscuit him

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
also butt stuff is excellent and everyone, regardless of orientation or sexuality, should at least try it

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultravoices posted:

this will be kind of bewildering because you probably aren't used to having the spigot of dick turned fully on and blasting directly in your face.
speak for yourself

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Improbable Lobster posted:

also butt stuff is excellent and everyone, regardless of orientation or sexuality, should at least try it

butt stuff difficult prep and cleanup and also gross.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Pollyanna posted:

butt stuff difficult prep and cleanup and also gross.

while true, it's still pretty good

not for everyone, but worth trying

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
it kinda chaps my rear end

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Them: putting progesterone up your butt doesn't make it work better
Me: oh, it's supposed to? Huh.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Improbable Lobster posted:

ask me about a 60 year old man offering to pay me and my college roommates money to limp biscuit him

i deffo had an older dude follow me from app to app and site to site years ago

then he saw me in a panera one day and immediately ran into a corner to pull out his phone and frantically flip through the pictures i assume

it was extremely uncomfortable

CatBlack
Sep 10, 2011

hello world
i make 100% of my posts using my rear end

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Improbable Lobster posted:

ask me about a 60 year old man offering to pay me and my college roommates money to limp biscuit him

that's just thursday night, baby

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

speak for yourself



i was speaking of the gentle creature stepping coltlike into the apps

not us, for i am an experienced bathhouse habitué, and as we all know you are a champion of the long john silvers bathroom

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultravoices posted:

i was speaking of the gentle creature stepping coltlike into the apps

not us, for i am an experienced bathhouse habitué, and as we all know you are a champion of the long john silvers bathroom
Well before I boobed my way out of the demographic I spent an idle hour in the odd bathhouse myself.

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Well before I boobed my way out of the demographic I spent an idle hour in the odd bathhouse myself.

mine has boob havers from time to time. i haven’t really asked their policy.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

ultravoices posted:

mine has boob havers from time to time. i haven’t really asked their policy.
If I was gonna, it'd probably be like the Zone or something because boy howdy do the bathhouses skew older and actually I dig the zone's laser-tag-arena decor

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


ultravoices posted:

mine has boob havers from time to time. i haven’t really asked their policy.

boob havers of the dick or vagina variety? the former might be explained by inertia.

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Pollyanna posted:

boob havers of the dick or vagina variety? the former might be explained by inertia.

i didn't go rummaging under the towels to inquire deeply, but probably dick havers.

people don't always have their junk swinging out in public, so there could very well be transmasc people who were wearing cute trunks in public areas.

the place exists in a very liminal legal state, vagina havers might be a step too far.

ill inquire about it next time i see someone who is on the staff there.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

friend sent me this, holy moly what the gently caress is this dude's problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpWQhOWvfhY&t=60s

I'M GAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Shame Boy posted:

friend sent me this, holy moly what the gently caress is this dude's problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpWQhOWvfhY&t=60s

I'M GAY I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING

gross

now you have to start hormones! i don’t care about your personal feelings. are you a boy or girl gtfo

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
gay is good

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Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

:hmmyes:

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