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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/johngonzalez/status/1520202564486057985?s=21&t=UXgc-pW5VXjmQfCf9XHaWw

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

like pascal should be arrested for real

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Playoff Starter Basketball Paul

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
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euphronius posted:

like pascal should be arrested for real

lol.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
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Sports Fandom is brain poison but hell if it's not fun

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

hockey players in Canada have been arrested for hurting people in a game

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

it looked like a flagrant 1 maybe

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it was a foul on embiid lol

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Well that's a wrap, goodbye Harden

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

embiid has a face shield in the last series against miamai

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



shyduck posted:

Well that's a wrap, goodbye Harden

at least they got simmons off the books

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
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euphronius posted:

hockey players in Canada have been arrested for hurting people in a game

Buddy, they let you punch people in hockey and then put you in timeout for a bit. I don't think leading with the elbow is remotely equivalent to whatever Hockey Crimes led to an arrest.

Flagrant one would be fair.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:


why are you showing us a foul by embiid

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I’m am traveling to Toronto and doing a citizens arrest

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

fart simpson posted:

why are you showing us a foul by embiid

ikr lol

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the last time embiid had an orbital fracture he was out for the last 16 games of the season (when ben somehow led the sixers on a 16 game winning streak) and then part of the first round if not the whole thing, don't remember honestly

so his season's over. he needs to start wearing goggles or something

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
i blame doc rivers for keeping embiid in the game with three minutes to go when they were up by 30

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

triple sulk posted:

the last time embiid had an orbital fracture he was out for the last 16 games of the season (when ben somehow led the sixers on a 16 game winning streak) and then part of the first round if not the whole thing, don't remember honestly

so his season's over. he needs to start wearing goggles or something

just wear one of these and keep playing

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

vyelkin posted:

i blame doc rivers for keeping embiid in the game with three minutes to go when they were up by 30

blaming the victims

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


vyelkin posted:

i blame doc rivers for keeping embiid in the game with three minutes to go when they were up by 30
Doc's history with blown leads was entirely in his head

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



fart simpson posted:

just wear one of these and keep playing



are these safe enough? I thought the risk with orbital fractures is that shards of bone could break and cause severe eye damage or something to that effect

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

triple sulk posted:

are these safe enough? I thought the risk with orbital fractures is that shards of bone could break and cause severe eye damage or something to that effect

idk im not a doctor

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020

Vox Nihili posted:

Buddy, they let you punch people in hockey and then put you in timeout for a bit. I don't think leading with the elbow is remotely equivalent to whatever Hockey Crimes led to an arrest.

Flagrant one would be fair.

it was one play after the airplane celebration from embiid, 5 game suspension next season for siakam and the nba starts building ‘escape from New York’ walls around Toronto for containment

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

5 is low it should be at least 40 games

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
that would be worse than what Ron artest got for malice in the palace, if jokic ate 3 for Morris then 5 for siakam is fair

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

the league needs to make an example out of Toronto to stoop goonery and goon teams

hockey did this years ago. one day they decided Marty McSorely was done and he was gone . and now the sport is more popular than ever

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
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Siakam will be awarded the inaugural Hustle Award via media vote and unanimously declared the greatest NBA player to hail from Cameroon

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020

Vox Nihili posted:

Siakam will be awarded the inaugural Hustle Award via media vote and unanimously declared the greatest NBA player to hail from Cameroon

I would elbow this post in the eye socket if I could

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
and you would eat the sixer over it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

“I am mad a person. I will hit him in the face and cause serious injury “

I have described a felony

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

euphronius posted:

“I am mad a person. I will hit him in the face and cause serious injury “

I have described a felony

and a three point play

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

lol

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
shoot I got so mad that I forgot the twolves are playing right now

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



anthony edwards is very good

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
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euphronius posted:

“I am mad a person. I will hit him in the face and cause serious injury “

I have described a felony

I know you're a lawyer, don't pretend to be this ignorant

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

euphronius posted:

it was a foul on embiid lol

lebron did the same thing to pascal at the end of a game and pascal got called for the foul, welcome to the nba

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Embiid is made of loving glass get him out of Philadelphia

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

https://twitter.com/ramonashelburne/status/1520221673399586816?s=21&t=UXgc-pW5VXjmQfCf9XHaWw

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

:yikes:

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008
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Dreylad posted:

lebron did the same thing to pascal at the end of a game and pascal got called for the foul, welcome to the nba

Hell CP3 did it just last night in a game-sealing play and drew blood in the process. IIRC they proclaimed him Caesar in the post-game interview and decreed that 100 residents of New Orleans would be sacrificed at his Triumph.

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