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Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

See the electoral college map? Bigly. Biglyer than one, or any of your Boy Scout careers. I'm the biglyest. Look at me. No back or side shots please.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:35

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# ? May 26, 2024 20:09

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/KidRock/status/891770708350644224

Here is how right wing website spoke about it

quote:
We still don�t know if Kid Rock is running for Senate in Michigan or not, but he�s doing all the right things to reach out to voters. Like this greeting to his fans over on Twitter. When will we see him campaign with President Trump? And notice the male-to-female ratio on the plane? That means Mr. Rock is the GOP candidate best positioned to take on Dems and their phony #WarOnWomen nonsense.

Is anything loving real anymore?

# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:40

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

how long do you figure it takes trump's hairdresser to give him that ridiculous combover in the morning?

# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:49

Dial-a-Dog: May 22, 2001

check out the ratio bra, kid rock loves women!

# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:52

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

timp posted:

Is anything loving real anymore?

We've reached approximately 4 Cuils at this point. All hail President Hamburger 2020.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0

# ? Jul 31, 2017 17:57

Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

timp posted:

Is anything loving real anymore?
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remember when we all laughed at will smiths son for saying that. turns out all that money sent him straight to level OT10 woke

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:01

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

how long do you figure it takes trump's hairdresser to give him that ridiculous combover in the morning?

I'd guess we will never know due to many layers of watertight NDAs.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:05

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Stoatbringer posted:

I'd guess we will never know due to many layers of watertight NDAs.

its so beautiful that the president of the united states of america makes people sign nds and contracts about his hair because he is ashamed of being bald

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:09

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

think of all the good Trump could do for the bald and retard communities if he wore his afflictions proudly.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:16

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

I'm the president. It's my job. Don't throw me away. :smith:

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:21

DevCore: Jul 16, 2003; Schooled by Satan

Leon Einstein posted:

Kid Rock is a little old to be flipping off the camera. That's passe at 17.

He should be at the very least on the shocker by now.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:31

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:33

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

paul_soccer10 posted:

reminder that this is his official WH portrait and also that he thinks he looks cool and tough and not idiotic in it

every time i've seen this i've been so focused on his expression i've not noticed whats going on with his hair

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:34

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

DevCore posted:

He should be at the very least on the shocker by now.

"I promise a two in every pink and a one in every stink"

- Kid "The Shocker" Rock, 2017

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:34

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

paul_soccer10 posted:

reminder that this is his official WH portrait and also that he thinks he looks cool and tough and not idiotic in it

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:34

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

ahahha

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:39

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

lol

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:40

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

HoboZero posted:

Donald without a Cause

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:41

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Jose posted:

every time i've seen this i've been so focused on his expression i've not noticed whats going on with his hair

I keep lookin at that beefy labia hanging from his neck.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:45

Careful Drums: Oct 30, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Catastrophe posted:

We've reached approximately 4 Cuils at this point. All hail President Hamburger 2020.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0

yo what the gently caress

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:49

Mr.Tophat: Apr 7, 2007; You clearly don't understand joke development

Catastrophe posted:

We've reached approximately 4 Cuils at this point. All hail President Hamburger 2020.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfdEdE96En0

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:58

new boot goofin: Jul 23, 2007; like school in july

Chief McHeath posted:

I keep lookin at that beefy labia hanging from his neck.

so powerful..............

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:59

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

# ? Jul 31, 2017 18:59

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

top work from christie not to spill his nachos

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:03

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

I'd vote for you Grossie

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:03

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Maya Fey posted:

Dude should've helped himself to a nacho.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:05

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Christie probably would've ordered the SS to arrest him for theft

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:08

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Jose posted:

top work from christie not to spill his nachos

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:14

Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; Number One I order you to take a number two.

Maya Fey posted:

Did he close all the nacho stands to the general public first?

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:15

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:17

Car Hater: May 7, 2007; wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

HoboZero posted:

You'll be finding thar pee tape in Trumpy Jones' locker.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:20

GABA ghoul: Oct 29, 2011

HoboZero posted:

aaaaaaaaah

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:24

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

The Groper posted:

You'll be finding thar pee tape in Trumpy Jones' locker.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:25

VinNYC82: Jan 26, 2004

paul_soccer10 posted:

reminder that this is his official WH portrait and also that he thinks he looks cool and tough and not idiotic in it

Every time I see this picture I keep getting Vigo the Carpathian vibes. All Hail Donald the Trumpathian.

Those eyes...they almost seem to follow you.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:38

burning swine: May 26, 2004

HoboZero posted:

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:38

nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/892091342611939329

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:39

tpink: Feb 18, 2013; Melman

lololololol

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html

quote:

WASHINGTON � President Trump has decided to remove Anthony Scaramucci from his position as communications director, three people close to the decision said Monday, relieving him just days after Mr. Scaramucci unloaded a crude verbal tirade against other senior members of the president�s senior staff.

Mr. Scaramucci�s abrupt removal came just 10 days after the wealthy New York financier was brought on to the West Wing staff, a move that convulsed an already chaotic White House and led to the departures of Sean Spicer, the former press secretary, and Reince Priebus, the president�s first chief of staff.

# ? Jul 31, 2017 19:39