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Quantum of Phallus posted:uh ever heard of Zack Snyder’s “sucker punch”?? Death to the demoness Zach Snyder!
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Joust posted:CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THE NEW 2022 MOVIES. WOW! Oh yeah?! Name three
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Tip posted:fixed This implies that there are 52,288 directors who could make a good Matrix movie
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I’m looking forward to: The Northman uhhhh Jackass 4 Mission Impossible next Uh Avatar2????
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I’m looking forward to: you say that every year
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I’m looking forward to: That's actually a pretty good list.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:you say that every year https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ2jDdOfRwM
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Origami Dali posted:isn't 2une next year DUNC2 is 2023 unless Covid Kappa fucks everything up
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I’m looking forward to: I was going to put some terrible sounding movies here but as I was going through the 2022 release calendar I gave myself depression instead.
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mallratcal posted:I was going to put some terrible sounding movies here but as I was going through the 2022 calendar I gave myself depression instead. I googled “films of 2022” and legit groaned
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Groovelord Neato posted:eXistenZ was the best of the non-Matrix "is this real" flicks of the time. hell i think it's just a scoche better than the Matrix though if Matrix had Willem Dafoe and Jennifer Jason Leigh... hachi machi oh and lookslike ExistENZ is on Pluto,watch it if youhaven't ever done that thing itt
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Quantum of Phallus posted:I googled “films of 2022” and legit groaned NIGHT MARE ALLEY
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Origami Dali posted:if the machines can keep you in a vat from birth, why even make a matrix. just keep them unconscious. hell remove the cerebral cortex. can't rebel if you're a veg. because the original idea was that the humans were used as distributed computing nodes, which would require them to have functional brains and also makes a shitload more sense than using them as batteries that defy basic laws of thermodynamics, but some incredibly powerful studio person was too stupid to understand that so they had to dumb it down to not insult them.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:finished reading dune yesterday actually. Cool book. Started the second one Messiah is kinda dull but go ahead and rush through so you can get to Children of Dune and God Emperor, which own.
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Remember, it's your solemn duty to read every single Dune sequel, especially the ones written by Brian Herbert
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Free movie weekend at the theater: Clueless, Snow White, and How The West Was Won. I dont give a poo poo about any of these so skipping this week, next week is The Kings Man then after that is Sing 2, I dont really wanna see those either. WATCH ENCANTO a huge muscle lady rolls back and fully exposes her bloomers and awakened things in me X JAKK fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Jan 1, 2022 |
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precision posted:hell i think it's just a scoche better than the Matrix It's definitely better on the mindfuck aspect. infernal machines posted:especially the ones written by Brian Herbert They should bury people like you under the prison.
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infernal machines posted:Remember, it's your solemn duty to read every singe Dune sequel, especially the ones written by Brian Herbert This is violence
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PostNouveau posted:Is "Don't Look Up" any good? I feel like the fact that it makes fun of journalists makes the reviews completely unreliable. I watched it the other night, mild thumbs down. The individual performances are fine, but the tonal mishmash is so bad it feels like everyone's in a different movie. The characters act like cartoons and make fart jokes but you're also supposed to take away a "serious" message and buy into an emotional ending with tinkling piano music. The "it's getting bad reviews because of the message and criticism of the media" is shameless deflection of the fact that it's the most flaccid, obvious satire imaginable. Adam McKay is clearly way, way too in love with himself and how clever he thinks he is.
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Counterpoint: Stevelon Jobusk and his dildo rockets was great
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Idea. Matrix 5 and everyone has big bazongas.
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Happy new year, denizens of the objectively the worst thread on the internet, are movies dead yet? Also, I miss "gently caress you, it's January!" 
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Watching a lot of crappy standup on Netflix, most of it forgettable, but gotta shout out Colin Quinn, what a sharp dude Colin Quinn: The New York Story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NZCWPuTsy0 If you like standup comedy you gotta watch this guy, ayyyy I'm talkin here Solid 5 out of 5 Comfys and an uncomfortable Polish joke
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mallratcal posted:Idea. Matrix 5 and everyone has big bazongas. Have a first draft on my desk by Friday.
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Crescent Wrench posted:I watched it the other night, mild thumbs down. The individual performances are fine, but the tonal mishmash is so bad it feels like everyone's in a different movie. The characters act like cartoons and make fart jokes but you're also supposed to take away a "serious" message and buy into an emotional ending with tinkling piano music. The "it's getting bad reviews because of the message and criticism of the media" is shameless deflection of the fact that it's the most flaccid, obvious satire imaginable. Adam McKay is clearly way, way too in love with himself and how clever he thinks he is. I didn't read the quote and thought you were talking about m4trix until the very least sentence
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"Is this movie like a cover of the originals, but worse?", in reference to the Brass Against cover of Wake Up Mike Stoklasa is a genius.
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I don't hate armageddon like, whatever but man, after they get to the asteroid the cinematography just eats poo poo. I don't know enough about movies to know what the gently caress was going on, but something must have happened behind the scenes, it's loving brutal. the only thing I can think to compare it to is the "car chase" from Saw 1 where they could only film one car at a time and they weren't allowed to drive it? that's what every scene on the surface of the asteroid looks like, like they're trying to hide the fact that they've only got a mid-size garage to film in
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Cubone posted:I don't hate armageddon It always reminded me of the set of GUTS on Nickelodeon
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Counterpoint: Stevelon Jobusk and his dildo rockets was great I admit Mark Rylance does play a good weirdo billionaire, but the funniest and strangest part of the movie is Rob Morgan's hairpiece.
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Watching a lot of crappy standup on Netflix, most of it forgettable, but gotta shout out Colin Quinn, what a sharp dude Wow, directed by Jerry Seinfeld. Very important in a standup special, who directed it
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