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my mind is so broken i thought juicer was code for vape rig |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 15:38 |
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alnilam posted:Happy winter solstice byob! This has actually brightened my day, figuratively, but I suppose also literally. I'm going a bit mad tbh |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 15:50 |
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 15:51 |
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BOYB |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:35 |
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I love you. |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:35 |
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:40 |
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HappyKitty posted:BOYB HappyKitty posted:I love you. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:51 |
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Farecoal posted:my mind is so broken i thought juicer was code for vape rig Look... it is now. You coined a phrase! You gain a level! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:53 |
I like my juicer, I make apple-carrot juice in the summer when I'm working out and then turn the pulp into lovely breads. | |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 16:58 |
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Jolo posted:Mr. Cool SolstICE |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 18:20 |
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I used to make my own juice. Beets are awful and should be banned from human consumption, especially in raw juice form |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 18:22 |
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beets are awesome and make my pee red
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 18:45 |
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It tasted like drinking dirt and pepper I can eat them in salads and stuff I guess |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 18:51 |
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I HOPE YOU'RE ALL BURNING A LOG TO KEEP THE UNWANTED SPIRITS OF THE DAMNED AND LOST AWAY FROM YOUR HOME THIS DAY OF THE THINNED VEIL. i mean i'm not, i'm here for this and ready to party with the souls of the damned, also i'll burn the log later when the wind dies down and i can actually enjoy sitting by the firepit without worrying i'm going to burn down the grove. or like get airborne flushinglesmono or something. basically i have to take my meds and then i can burn a log. ok time to put on pants and walk the dogs i guess.
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:29 |
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hamjobs posted:I HOPE YOU'RE ALL BURNING A LOG TO KEEP THE UNWANTED SPIRITS OF THE DAMNED AND LOST AWAY FROM YOUR HOME THIS DAY OF THE THINNED VEIL. My log has something to say about this. It says to "ride the chillwaves"
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:39 |
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To everything, blah blah blah There is a thingy, blah blah blah And some stuff to every thinger In wherever |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 19:49 |
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hamjobs posted:I HOPE YOU'RE ALL BURNING A LOG TO KEEP THE UNWANTED SPIRITS OF THE DAMNED AND LOST AWAY FROM YOUR HOME THIS DAY OF THE THINNED VEIL. I dropped a log and it burned, if that helps. I should eat better. |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:02 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:I dropped a log and it burned, if that helps. I should eat better. lol
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:05 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:I dropped a log and it burned, if that helps. I should eat better. and |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:10 |
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Welp, it's 60 degrees right now in Southern Delaware, Mid Atlantic United States of America and rather than gripe about climate change I have chosen to go outside and powerwash my house to please my wife and give myself a sense of pride and accomplishment. I gift wrap and share this feeling of pride and accomplishment with you, my fellow 'Yobbers during this Season of Joy and the coming New Year. We're doing a pretty good job despite all the bong breaks, I'm proud of us! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:13 |
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Splatmaster posted:Welp, it's 60 degrees right now in Southern Delaware, Mid Atlantic United States of America and rather than gripe about climate change I have chosen to go outside and powerwash my house to please my wife and give myself a sense of pride and accomplishment. 63f here south of boston
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:40 |
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Luvcow posted:63f here south of boston **squints north and waves** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:45 |
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when i first saw "despite all the bong breaks" i was like oh noo and then i realized you probably meant taking a break and i was like ohh yeeaah
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 20:48 |
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despite all bong breaks I am still just a yob in a cave
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:12 |
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hamjobs posted:despite all bong breaks Speaking of which... https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:18 |
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I got into a DEPRESSION HOLE, patent pending, and listened to Sabrina Benaim's Explaining My Depression To My Mother: A Conversation again and wow yeah no I'm just loving Yeah no that's it exactly Love too see holiday cheer when I'm in the pit woo
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:44 |
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hamjobs posted:I got into a DEPRESSION HOLE, patent pending, and listened to Sabrina Benaim's Explaining My Depression To My Mother: A Conversation again and wow yeah no I'm just loving I'm an agoraphobe with a driving phobia who relies on my wife to pick up groceries because we moved out in the boonies to get me as far away from assholes as possible so they don't trigger my PTSD and rage spells, and I just ate an MRE because my wife hates the holidays, especially bell ringers, so she shuns the grocery store and we're low on food. **jumps down into pit with you** I hope you don't mind some company! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:49 |
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MRE TRIP REPORT I had the beef brisket in gravy, shunned the potatoes au gratin and saved the peanut butter and apple jelly w/pseudo bread for my wife. I'm not a monster! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:50 |
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I guess I'll save her half the bag of dried raisins, too
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:51 |
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splat won't amazon ship you food?? how far off the grid are you?
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 21:54 |
Yeah even I can order Amazon and I live in the phantom zone (Rural Wyoming). But also please feel better friends, I will eat a plate of cookies in your honor. Mime eating at 2:30 pm MST for maximum effect. | |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 22:13 |
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I got the MREs from Amazon lol. They just arrived today, I got my brother a box, too because he lives on top of a mountain that gets snowed in often and he goes into survival mode. I can drive if I really, really needed to- I quit smoking cigs drinking booze and consuming mass quantities of Coke which gave me impetus to get out, plus we lived right around the corner from a liquor store and a supermarket. I get hit with a panic attack that's pretty consuming whenever I suddenly have to drive, so spontaneous road trips aren't on my agenda- the logical solution in all honesty is to drag myself out to the car and go someplace, but the chasm that exists between the thought to do so and the actuality of the thing is the maddening part. Please note: this isn't a ploy for sympathy, I'm totally ok upstairs and to be honest, all things considering, I can't complain. I just didn't want Hamjobs to be in a pit by herself https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 22:51 |
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I got 3/4 of the house powerwashed! Woohoo! I'm done. I might even get my drunk on; I ouch. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Dec 21, 2018 22:52 |
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Update: My wife called and is b r i n g i n g h o m e p i z z a !
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 23:09 |
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Splatmaster posted:Update: My wife called and is b r i n g i n g h o m e p i z z a ! friday is pizza day, checks out
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 23:21 |
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just ate pepperoni and pineapple pizza
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# ? Dec 21, 2018 23:56 |
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about to eat the traditional food of my wife's people... cincinatti style chili |
# ? Dec 22, 2018 00:19 |
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Pepperoni pizza & office Christmas cookies... mmmm
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# ? Dec 22, 2018 00:22 |
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alnilam posted:about to eat the traditional food of my wife's people... cincinatti style chili If there's a worse crime than pineapple on pizza or ketchup on hotdogs it's cinnamon in chili |
# ? Dec 22, 2018 00:25 |
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TOOT BOOT posted:If there's a worse crime than pineapple on pizza or ketchup on hotdogs it's cinnamon in chili F [ITEME |
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