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edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

effectual posted:

I wonder what one-liner Arnie could've said in the wolf den at the end of The Grey.


"My bite is worse than your bark!"

"Play dead!"

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Entourage looks fun as hell gently caress anyone that says otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGSE_XPF4_g

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

Kush posted:

Here's the full trailer for M:I - R N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOW_azQbOjw

Looks great. Of all the trailers for this years summer blockbusters, this (and Mad Max) seems the most fun; not overly serious and dark, yet has some high stakes action and awesome stunts.

While it looks fun, it doesn't look as good as the Man from UNCLE

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Entourage looks fun as hell gently caress anyone that says otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGSE_XPF4_g

You're wrong and should feel bad about it.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Nope looks fun, is fun, stop being such a goon.

Philip J Fry
Apr 25, 2007

go outside and have a blast
Russell Wilson sighting!

Mat Cauthon
Jan 2, 2006

The more tragic things get,
the more I feel like laughing.



That looks terrible and I say that as someone who came of age religiously watching any and every airing of Entourage every single week, including reruns. The only interesting parts were skinny Turtle (who I hope gets some shine off of this) and the various camos they're going to shoehorn in.

It must be painful for Jeremy Piven to have done this and realize his career will never be anything more than playing some variation of "Ari Gold".

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

This is a trailer and tv spot thread. The trailer looks good. It is a good trailer. The movie is fun but I wouldn't call it necessarily good, but then again I wouldn't call the show necessarily good.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



kiimo posted:

This is a trailer and tv spot thread. The trailer looks good. It is a good trailer. The movie is fun but I wouldn't call it necessarily good, but then again I wouldn't call the show necessarily good.

Those are some fancy goal posts.

EDIT: Never seen Entourage but that trailer has me thinking I should. Whelp, its done its job.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
If you're tired of the typical trailer formula, this should suit you nicely. The trailer for Dope: http://thedissolve.com/news/5201-the-teaser-trailer-for-dope-is-all-psychedelic-90s/

Kind of feels like a Linklater/Steven James lovechild.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Entourage is just Sex in the City for guys, I like Ari's character he get's mad and says funny things and Turtle is charming.

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Entourage looks fun as hell gently caress anyone that says otherwise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGSE_XPF4_g
This reminds me a lot of season 7 and 8, so I'm not very hopeful. Ed O'Neill, Haley Joel Osment and Liam Neeson should be fun though.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
kinda giving away all the celebrity guest spots in the trailer though...is that an Entourage thing

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TheFallenEvincar posted:

kinda giving away all the celebrity guest spots in the trailer though...is that an Entourage thing

Yeah celebrities are their thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJQZXnVrtpM

Happy Noodle Boy fucked around with this message at 03:06 on Mar 27, 2015

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Rap Record Hoarder posted:

It must be painful for Jeremy Piven to have done this and realize his career will never be anything more than playing some variation of "Ari Gold".

Honestly it's probably a best-case scenario for the dude. I like Piven but he never had a ton of range or depth as an actor and did mostly bit parts before Ari Gold, a lush role that paints him as a pathetic-but-still-alpha-as-gently caress-to-those-who-care-about-such-things guy whose residuals from the show/movie will keep the lights on in his mansion for a good long while. A lot of very good actors never even get that.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Piven peaked in Very Bad Things.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The Goods is a great loving movie :colbert:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Don't forget his heel turn in Old School.

He really is best with bit parts. Gross Point Blank for example.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

LesterGroans posted:

Piven peaked in Very Bad Things.

His peak was playing the actor who plays George in the "Jerry" pilot.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
no I mean immediately spoiling the surprise of a guest cameo before it happens?

Barf Wight
Sep 4, 2011
OK, you can stop yelling :hf:

TheFallenEvincar posted:

no I mean immediately spoiling the surprise of a guest cameo before it happens?
IIRC most of the time it goes like this

"Vince you gotta go see James Cameron or the movie is off!"
"I'll go see him, E, don't worry so much"

"Hey Vince, I am James Cameron"

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
I watched Entourage religiously, but really grew tired of it by the end. The first trailer actually surprised the hell out of me and made me want to see the movie - this trailer was like "Next Week on HBO" for an entire season, giving away virtually the entire plot and all the cameos. Killed any interest I had.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Hollismason posted:

Entourage is just Sex in the City for guys, I like Ari's character he get's mad and says funny things and Turtle is charming.

Doesn't bode well for the film then, since both SITC movies are loving dire.

PTizzle
Oct 1, 2008
Don't think I saw this posted but I do skim a bit, trailer for Southpaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D68vmev7KZc

I have a fair bit of trust in what Gyllenhaal chooses but this is one of the worst trailers I've seen in ages. Hits so many cliched beats, gives away far too much plot, weird editing choices and the whole 5 seconds of a new Eminem song to make people watch it thing is odd. It might well be a decent movie but uggh

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xt5tZyrMZI

Terminator TV spot featuring J.K. Simmons, who doesn't appear to be playing a character who would call anyone bitch or human being.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003

PTizzle posted:

Don't think I saw this posted but I do skim a bit, trailer for Southpaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D68vmev7KZc

I have a fair bit of trust in what Gyllenhaal chooses but this is one of the worst trailers I've seen in ages. Hits so many cliched beats, gives away far too much plot, weird editing choices and the whole 5 seconds of a new Eminem song to make people watch it thing is odd. It might well be a decent movie but uggh

Antoine Fuqua seems really similar to M Night Shyamalan, but working in a different genre. He gets a pass, and is *still* riding the Training Day gravy train, even though he hasn't directed a single good movie before or since. I wouldn't put it past Gyllhenhaal to pick a bad movie every once in a while- his incredible streak has to end at some point. Fuqua might get lucky if Gyllenhaal saves the movie with a great performance, but I agree with every single one of your points. The whole wife getting killed and then having to box his way to salvation is such a facile, misogynist wish-fulfillment bullshit premise.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


Shooter was fantastic and both Olympus Has Fallen and The Equalizer were fun. Not feeling it with Southpaw, though. The main character seems too self-aware of how dysfunctional he is to fit what makes Fuqua's movies so great.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

PTizzle posted:

Don't think I saw this posted but I do skim a bit, trailer for Southpaw:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D68vmev7KZc

I have a fair bit of trust in what Gyllenhaal chooses but this is one of the worst trailers I've seen in ages. Hits so many cliched beats, gives away far too much plot, weird editing choices and the whole 5 seconds of a new Eminem song to make people watch it thing is odd. It might well be a decent movie but uggh

The original Nightcrawler trailer is really loving bad, so I am holding out hope.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Here's a thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQJbF2CXLQ

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

It's been a long time, but here's the first teaser for SPECTRE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQJbF2CXLQ

edit: beaten

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Dillbag posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Xt5tZyrMZI

Terminator TV spot featuring J.K. Simmons, who doesn't appear to be playing a character who would call anyone bitch or human being.

The Terminator franchise was never sacred, but this really does have the worst of the old and the new on display in this trailer. The "horror" of a killbot that won't stop coming has been passe since well, since the Terminator, and the constant fetishistic of iconography from T1 and T2 is symptomatic of the awful "reboots" of today. Plus I really don't think Emilia Clarke is a very good actress, although props to casting for getting someone who has the same awesome lips as Linda Hamilton.

PriorMarcus
Oct 17, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT BEING ALLERGIC TO POSITIVITY

From the look of that trailer it seems like they really are still using the leaked plot twist. That's bad news. It's literally the worst plot twist I can remember in recent years, and is definitely the worst one in Bond history.

For anyone who doesn't know: Bond and Blofeld are adopted brothers.

Cross-Section
Mar 18, 2009

Wasn't that a significant plot development (at least, symbolically) in Austin Powers: Goldmember?

If so... I-I don't have any words. :stare:

Cross-Section fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Mar 28, 2015

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I haven't read either of those spoilers but it's easy to guess and if so, gently caress.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Waltz is going to be amazing in the movie regardless of what stupid poo poo they do with the story.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

lol watching james bond movies for the story

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Deakul posted:

lol watching james bond movies for the story

To be fair Casino Royale and to a much lesser extent Skyfall have established a bit of a precedent that Bond films can at sustain a plot arc through at least Act One (I loved Skyfall, but be honest here it quickly devolves into "The Dark Knight-- Bond-style" after Act One). It's pretty impressive at how they manage to keep coasting on raw aesthetic talent and actors like Craig, Bardem, and almost certainly Waltz.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

The original Nightcrawler trailer is really loving bad, so I am holding out hope.

i only watched the first 10-15 seconds because i dont want to know any plot. looks very rocky-ey tho

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

mind the walrus posted:

To be fair Casino Royale and to a much lesser extent Skyfall have established a bit of a precedent that Bond films can at sustain a plot arc through at least Act One (I loved Skyfall, but be honest here it quickly devolves into "The Dark Knight-- Bond-style" after Act One). It's pretty impressive at how they manage to keep coasting on raw aesthetic talent and actors like Craig, Bardem, and almost certainly Waltz.

Bond gets captured in every movie by the bad guys, only fair that in Skyfall the alt-Bond gets captured too.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man
While that trailer looks nice, the plot is going to be an unmitigated disaster. If they are still seriously keeping that leaked plot twist then I don't have much hope for the last third of the script they had to rewrite.

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Cross-Section posted:

Wasn't that a significant plot development (at least, symbolically) in Austin Powers: Goldmember?

If so... I-I don't have any words. :stare:

Craig stated that Austin Powers ruined Bond in pretty much every way so.

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