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Tax Inductions posted:Someone post the updated 'Survivor: White House' pic. Who will be eliminated next? Tillerson. His "vacation" will end with him quietly sliding out the door to irrelevance. Can't spill the Till! Or something actually clever. US Senator Attorney General Jefferson Foghorn Leghorn Sessions will outlast everyone.
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Big Butt Skinner posted:I am beginning to believe that there is no rock bottom to hit. I'm going to be digesting this one for days. Every time I look at it there's a new lol. Shortest time holding the position of White House Communications Director?  . Missed his child's birth? . Caused Trump to remove the head of the Department of Homeland Security? There's so many delightful angles to this it might be the high point of July, a month so full of lols that they should rename it Ju-lol in Trump's honor. I guess no one has gotten the real scoop on why he was fired yet. It's got to be either he was getting bigger headlines than Trump while Trump was getting slammed on or he went after Kushner and the Koosh is better at playing Donald than the Mooch is.
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Random Stranger posted:I guess no one has gotten the real scoop on why he was fired yet. It's got to be either he was getting bigger headlines than Trump while Trump was getting slammed on or he went after Kushner and the Koosh is better at playing Donald than the Mooch is. I thought it was because John Kelly came on board as Chief of Staff and Scaramucci straight up told him he wasn't going to report to him so Kelly was like "ok bye"
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Flarpy posted:Bernie seems to be slipping God damnit. Now I can't help but imagine Bernie the cop slamming MS13 member "INFOWARS logo" or Trump into a car on some twisted episode of cops.
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I bet he was fired cos his antics had been generating more press than trump's lol
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935 posted:Lol at an executive order written in sharpie block letters "all Americans get the best healthcare by decree of Donald Trump" poo poo he's already teasing the next lols
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Cool - new chief of staff already has a problem with Trump and threatened to quite over Comey firing: http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/31/politics/kelly-comey-phone-call-angry/index.html
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Catastrophe posted:I thought it was because John Kelly came on board as Chief of Staff and Scaramucci straight up told him he wasn't going to report to him so Kelly was like "ok bye" Chief of staff, lol I'm not "staff" so you can suck my pole.
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Cool - new chief of staff already has a problem with Trump and threatened to quite over Comey firing: He's not going to last long, we all know that right? He'll quit to give the pres a chance to wipe the slate clean after some cool tweet action. He's like a military control dude for real. Discipline isn't part of the trump vernacular. I honestly don't know why he took it.
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Madcosby posted:Im looking forward to the Mooch getting a publishing deal and writing a tell-all pamphlet apparently he's already written 3 books http://www.thedailybeast.com/anthony-scaramuccis-self-help-books-are-all-self-and-no-help
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Cool - new chief of staff already has a problem with Trump and threatened to quite over Comey firing: Fox has 10 days to bring this up if we want to continue the lol train. Although this lol train has no brakes so I'm sure something else will come up even if Kelly doesn't get piss-canned.
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Tax Inductions posted:Someone post the updated 'Survivor: White House' pic. Who will be eliminated next? raw material for giffin' 
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My hot take, the water is reality, the black stuff is the white house. https://i.imgur.com/g7Esowh.gifv something something, he didn't even last 2 whole weeks. edit : bonus lol, The State Department is missing $79 million in anti-ISIS funding because Tillerson has yet to sign two memos 11:13 a.m. ET Secretary of State Rex Tillerson took the "time off" heard 'round the world last week, when America's chief diplomat unexpectedly went incognito amid rising turmoil in the White House. Tillerson's impromptu vacation sparked chatter of his imminent resignation, though a State Department spokeswoman said Tillerson remains committed to his duties. http://theweek.com/speedreads/715471/state-department-missing-79-million-antiisis-funding-because-tillerson-sign-two-memos It's no one go to work WEEK at the whitehouse as well I guess. Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jul 31, 2017 |
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Warm und Fuzzy posted:Cool - new chief of staff already has a problem with Trump and threatened to quite over Comey firing: I'm at an airport and saw CNN on and the headline about this wasn't clear about what firing he threatened to resign over. I assumed it was about Mooch's firing, but sadly, it's not as potent of a lol
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Lime Tonics posted:
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935 posted:Lol at an executive order written in sharpie block letters "all Americans get the best healthcare by decree of Donald Trump" thanks for the heads up. closing my healthcare positions
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Just read an article in The Atlantic, with a summary of Trump's last week. Somehow I missed this gem from Tuesday:quote:Trump welcomes Lebanese Prime Minister Saad Hariri, and in a press conference in the Rose Garden, praises Hariri for being “on the front lines” of the fight against Hezbollah, which is a member of the Lebanese government. The whole thing is  and  Trump's Worst Week Yet
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angryrobots posted:praises Hariri for being “on the front lines” of the fight against Hezbollah, which is a member of the Lebanese government. That is incredible
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892147656319004672?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet I can't wait for the early dementia to set in and he starts ranting about all the strangers outside is window stealing his plans
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Notice, though, what happened to those Rasmussen numbers over time: They started trending down to where the RealClearPolitics average was hovering. Right now, the RCP average of polls has Trump at 39.2 percent approval. Rasmussen has him at … 39 percent. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2017/07/31/trumps-favorite-poll-is-probably-not-his-favorite-today/ The poll he loves so much, hates him. lol
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Sedisp posted:I can't wait for the early dementia to set in and he starts ranting about all the strangers at his inauguration Fixed that last bit of your sentence.
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jre posted:That is incredible well i mean he is on the front line, just, uh, maybe not on the same side
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Our orb who art in Saudi Hollow be they nature Thy hmbol do come The prez is dum in fake news as it is in reality Give us this day a our daily laugh Forgive us of our butthole holding As we forgive those who suck their own cock Lead us not in un-lol And lead us to the orange fool
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892147656319004672?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet I'm already loling trump, I don't need any more
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:well i mean he is on the front line, just, uh, maybe not on the same side Can you imagine being the intelligence guy who briefed him about their Government including Hezbollah and then hearing him say that
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Someone on Facebook has reported specifically only posts where I call Steve Bannon a, "human being Disgraced Gold Farmer". I am zucked for three days. This is the best I have ever felt. I am imagining Steve Bannon auto-fellating himself while combing my post history, mumbling through a mouthfull of his own wang about narrative control.
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Lime Tonics posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892147656319004672?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet Lmao
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