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Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Tony Bologna posted:

You look kind of like Eric Idle, shave the rest off.

I WILL! :(

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Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
I didn't want to sound mean, I just think you'd look much better clean shaven.

edit: that fox shirt you posted in was a loving crime though.

Tony Bologna has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Apr 5, 2016

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Tony Bologna posted:


edit: that fox shirt you posted in was a loving crime though.

And I apologize. At least I listened to everyone and shaved. Ive been keeping it like that but today is my day off and I am lazy.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Katamari Democracy posted:

And I apologize. At least I listened to everyone and shaved. Ive been keeping it like that but today is my day off and I am lazy.

That shirt looked like it had a weird stuffed cock attached to it, you're gonna need to shave your arms, legs, and neck with a razor at 90° to make up for that dawg.

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Now that might just be the camera, i'm not hairy. :gonk:

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Inzombiac posted:

Sorry, I have a lot floating around in my normally sized human head. It's hard to get it all out in one go.
I understand if you can't relate.

You sound kind of jealous of my looks? Lol whatever dude.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Katamari Democracy posted:

Now that might just be the camera, i'm not hairy. :gonk:

Just shave and get a dope haircut, you don't want to look anything like Romeo Rose!

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Eric Idle or Romeo Rose. Make up your loving mind! :argh:

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
People getting all self-conscious over fashion criticism by goons itt.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff

Absurd Alhazred posted:

People getting all self-conscious over fashion criticism by goons itt.

His facial hair isn't flattering at all, regardless who it makes him look like. :colbert:

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

It's like she can talk to animals.

Like as if that parrot is a familiar.

A WITCH'S FAMILIAR

The more I know about you the more I'm convinced you are a real life witch and I'm worried if I don't tie you up and throw you in a lake or burn you soon I'm gonna get cursed.
I do talk to him. :colbert: He tells me "Very good bird" and "I love you" and he lifts up his wings and says "big wings" then makes kissy sounds. He also once threatened someone because they were making a sound he doesn't like, and I warned them he could fly over and bite them, and then he quietly muttered "Be a good boy" (which isn't in his usual repertoire) and chuckled. :kimchi:

And I wouldn't be so keen on cursing you if you would just quit it with the threats, dude. It's the 21st century! We can all live in harmony or some hippie poo poo. I don't know. Stay out of my woods! I'm watching you.

Kitchner posted:

Does anyone know if there's a range on curses? Like can she reach me across the Atlantic?

RFC2324 posted:

Depends on if she has something she can use as a link to you(hair, fingernail clippings, blood, favorite toys from your childhood, etc)

Kitchner posted:

Luckily I've not made it a habit of sending bodily fluids or DNA samples through the post so I think I'm OK.
Are you positive your friends have not secretly dishonored your wishes? :mrgw:

Also, I think you may want to get some new friends, because yours are weird as poo poo. I didn't want or need a box of hair. I mean, I appreciate the curse material, but seriously, what the gently caress?

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Yes but I can uncurse you for the reasonable fee of 5000€
Seems like a good deal. You should take it. :)

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
There's not much you can do with a guy without the sense the Lord gave a box of hair.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
I knew I should never have posted my pubic hair to all my friends.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It's actually pretty good facial hair I think!

Oh, thank you, friend!

Birds are pretty dope, btw.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007



Someone let me hold a baby! It's not my baby, though. First post here, though, so be nice.

schnickety scribe
Jul 5, 2015



Kitchner posted:

I knew I should never have posted my pubic hair to all my friends.

Ooooh...this isn't yours, then.

Might I add that all y'all Brits are weird. Mailing pubes to your friends? Frickin' weird. I'm glad my forefathers rebelled against yours.

Bitchkrieg
Mar 10, 2014

I'm super excited about this shirt finally fitting: I was too fat for it when I bought it last year.

Let me showcase my swolefat physique:

A 50S RAYGUN
Aug 22, 2011
not even a good amon amarth album

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Carmant posted:

Anyway I guess if I'm going to talk poo poo I should finally post a pic of me, a real one



Thats me

I hate that I know who this is.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Max posted:

I hate that I know who this is.

Well now you have to share to make us all hate ourselves too.

Bitchkrieg
Mar 10, 2014

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

not even a good amon amarth album

The cover art is excellent, and it's half of a good album :colbert:

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Max posted:

I hate that I know who this is.

Isn't it that kid from Robocop 2 / starred in an episode of star trek where he pretended to be an android after his parents died

Max
Nov 30, 2002

No, he does food reviews of fast food and energy drinks on youtube. He films everything in SD for some reason, and is really quite earnest in his reviews of said products. He got a lot of notoriety when he was featured on Tosh.0 for seeming awkward, and as you can expect, a lot of trolls descended on him.

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

schnickety scribe posted:

Ooooh...this isn't yours, then.

Might I add that all y'all Brits are weird. Mailing pubes to your friends? Frickin' weird. I'm glad my forefathers rebelled against yours.

The Boston Tea Party was originally called the Boston Pube Party but they decided to throw the tea overboard instead of the original target for PR reasons.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Max posted:

No, he does food reviews of fast food and energy drinks on youtube. He films everything in SD for some reason, and is really quite earnest in his reviews of said products. He got a lot of notoriety when he was featured on Tosh.0 for seeming awkward, and as you can expect, a lot of trolls descended on him.

Wowzers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTktwyJ-tg4

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


I'm entranced

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I am generally skeptical of everyone's personality on the internet, but I think that these videos are 100% him.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

He keeps talking to someone like they're off camera but I'm pretty sure it's just him. He is so pure.

He has a favourite songs playlist and some of them are classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

EmmyOk has a new favorite as of 03:32 on Apr 7, 2016

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The mountains were windy today.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

EmmyOk posted:

He keeps talking to someone like they're off camera but I'm pretty sure it's just him. He is so pure.

He has a favourite songs playlist and some of them are classics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

I swear this is the song that Chocolate Rain guy ripped off but forgot to write a chorus

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Picnic Princess posted:

The mountains were windy today.



You get freckly

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Typical white person

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Picnic Princess posted:

The mountains were windy today.



PM me

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




oh god im posting a picture of my self :derp:





should I shave?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

You look like you're biking and that matters more. Bike on, man.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

DOOP posted:

oh god im posting a picture of my self :derp:





should I shave?

Yes. But also keep biking.

Atmus
Mar 8, 2002

Picnic Princess posted:

The mountains were windy today.



Worst Star Trek Cosplay ever.

SirLeigh
Aug 9, 2008



I'm the dude.

Luxily
Aug 11, 2012

Leighton posted:



I'm the dude.

I thought you were a dog, thanks for clarity.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Zarcnest posted:

I thought you were a dog, thanks for clarity.

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog"

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