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long-rear end nips Diane posted:I was thinking the exact same thing FBI don't read this..... . . . . . . .
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It's funny, I was thinking, "This is like that Invader Zim episode as a feature length dramatic thriller, CP would swipe right on this."
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:45 |
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Get Out looks amazing. I want a spiritual sequel that's like a paranoid Carpenter-esque (The Thing/They Live) horror movie about being queer amongst a lot of conservative christians Also Halsey announced her new album is gonna be out in June and I'm hype as gently caress.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 02:58 |
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K. Waste posted:It's funny, I was thinking, "This is like that Invader Zim episode as a feature length dramatic thriller, CP would swipe right on this." Like I said, it wasn't what I wanted. I wanted Rick and Morty with serial killing. I just wanted to see a fun murderous Chris Lloyd before goes.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Quick update: this baby hella strong. I bet I could take him
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:07 |
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Babies make up for their lack of social and cognitive skills with their amazing primate strength.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Get Out looks amazing. I want a spiritual sequel that's like a paranoid Carpenter-esque (The Thing/They Live) horror movie about being queer amongst a lot of conservative christians Get Out does indeed own but it's probably not the movie you think it's gonna be, at least thematically
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:09 |
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K. Waste posted:It's funny, I was thinking, "This is like that Invader Zim episode as a feature length dramatic thriller, CP would swipe right on this." "I hate this because it's nothing like the imaginary script I'd been planning to pretend to write."
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FishBulb posted:Which part The fact that they advertised it with replicas of the evil tape. That's really cool. Lobok posted:So there's Groundhog Day for Groundhog Day and Die Hard for Christmas. What movies take place during the Superbowl? Black Sunday. Egbert Souse posted:Mike Huckabee manages to be mysoginistic, homophobic, transphobic, and a conveyer of bad movie ideas in one tweet: "He got sad about the holocaust, what a loving pussy LOL!" I'd actually managed to forget about my burning hatred for Mike Huckabee. For a while I used to go and troll the poo poo out of his facebook page when I was bored. I usually said poo poo about his love for rapists and how his son is a dog murderer (if you don't already know I advise against looking this up).
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Dissapointed Owl posted:they're pretty bad imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGehAbaWURo
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:21 |
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Yo Dickeye I forgot to ask you, did you hear the story about when Tyron Woodley showed The Birth of a Nation to Sage Northcutt, because that poo poo's like tailor-made to confirm your suspicions about Super Sage
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CelticPredator posted:Like I said, it wasn't what I wanted. I wanted Rick and Morty with serial killing. I just wanted to see a fun murderous Chris Lloyd before goes. No offense, but that's really weird, dude. I mean, Back to the Future isn't even remotely the same as Rick & Morty, so I'm not even sure what the connection is between Christopher Lloyd and that. Loosen up a bit, it's a horror flick.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:The only time this job ever really hits me emotionally is when there's a kid who's dying and I can tell the guardians aren't taking it well. Everything else I can handle, but seeing that dissonance between "this is happening" and "this can't be happening" is so rough. Sometimes they get better, though. Really though, what's the job?
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:28 |
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:What's the twist? That he is, indeed, a serial killer? the serial killer is his neighbor who is also a demon. the rest of the books are about him fighting other demons who are serial killers
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ruddiger posted:"I hate this because it's nothing like the imaginary script I'd been planning to pretend to write." You know, I should write a script about old retired Chris Lloyd who really gets a hankering for murder due to his old age. He some how ropes a kid into the mix. Maybe the kid from Room because he's hot right now and everyone wants him. Eventually there will be an intergalactic space battle with the Space Jockies. And also Terminators covered in meat products.
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Jenny Angel posted:Yo Dickeye I forgot to ask you, did you hear the story about when Tyron Woodley showed The Birth of a Nation to Sage Northcutt, because that poo poo's like tailor-made to confirm your suspicions about Super Sage i have not please tell me
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K. Waste posted:No offense, but that's really weird, dude. I mean, Back to the Future isn't even remotely the same as Rick & Morty, so I'm not even sure what the connection is between Christopher Lloyd and that. Rick and Mortly is literally based off of a Back to the Future parody short.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:30 |
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The Katt Williams bit about Huckabee being the name of some mid-grade weed was dead on.
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K. Waste posted:No offense, but that's really weird, dude. I mean, Back to the Future isn't even remotely the same as Rick & Morty, so I'm not even sure what the connection is between Christopher Lloyd and that. I wasn't being overly serious. But I did want a more unhinged Lloyd killer movie. Maybe it got that way but I kinda checked out at the twist. There was a few cool images towards the end in the morgue though.
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:i have not please tell me He was hanging out with Tyron's family over MLK Day weekend, and Tyron put The Birth of a Nation on. After the movie was over, Sage got extremely mad and asked Tyron, in these exact words, "Why did we do that, Mr. Woodley?" To be clear, he meant "Why did white people do slavery?" and not "Why did we just watch that movie?"
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:42 |
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"Free on the App Stoah!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDbtzVR243I
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:45 |
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Snak posted:Rick and Mortly is literally based off of a Back to the Future parody short. They're still not actually very similar
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Snak posted:Rick and Mortly is literally based off of a Back to the Future parody short. No, it's based on a ball licking joke.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:47 |
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Calling it a joke is a bit kind actually, it's literally just ball licking.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 03:48 |
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I lent my DVD of The Birth of a Nation to my African roommate in college, which was awkward. Thankfully, he knew I was a film student and my copy was not the one that had this cover:
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Yeah there's... nothing good about it. Edit: in reference to the ball licking.
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Jenny Angel posted:He was hanging out with Tyron's family over MLK Day weekend, and Tyron put The Birth of a Nation on. After the movie was over, Sage got extremely mad and asked Tyron, in these exact words, "Why did we do that, Mr. Woodley?" holy poo poo sage northcutt is the most flawless human being every created and i love him and want to keep him in my pocket
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Snak posted:Rick and Mortly is literally based off of a Back to the Future parody short. Right, it's a parody. Implicitly, it is adopting superficial content, but undermining its 'original intent.' Rick's characterization is a parody and repudiation of Doc Brown, not a faithful simulation of it. CelticPredator posted:I wasn't being overly serious. But I did want a more unhinged Lloyd killer movie. Maybe it got that way but I kinda checked out at the twist. There was a few cool images towards the end in the morgue though. I didn't mean "loosen up" as in, "don't be so serious." I mean "loosen up" as in don't construct your expectations about a film based on a T.V. show that one of the performers doesn't even act in. The twist that Lloyd is a monster coincides with the twist that he's a serial killer. You checked out there, but from the drop the movie is from the perspective of a teenager with anti-social personality disorder, and is not even 'really' about Lloyd. I'm guessing someone must have given you a seriously false impression about what it was about, or how significant Lloyd's role was, because what I'm getting is that you expected something "fun" and "unhinged," but are missing that the movie is already "fun" and "unhinged." It even features a great performance from Lloyd! Like I said, loosen up, don't trust your instincts, give it another go. You like Lloyd enough, you can have fun and watch him play a tragic version of the alien cockroach from Men In Black. I'm not trying to gang up on you (settle down, ruddiger), I just really liked the movie.
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I wasn't all that serious about the Rick and Morty thing is what I meant. But I did want the other thing. I still need to also rewatch Under The Skin one of these days, which I didn't like at all. Expectations can be quite a bitch.
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Sounds annoying, brah, hope you re-watch Under the Skin, too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG0fToyjDf0
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:holy poo poo sage northcutt is the most flawless human being every created and i love him and want to keep him in my pocket Sage is the sweetest little muscle boy and I love him
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Lady Gaga gets a .82 Prince rating for her performance today. (Prince rating, of course, symbolizes how close to perfection, i.e. Prince's Super Bowl Halftime Show, one reaches)CPL593H posted:"He got sad about the holocaust, what a loving pussy LOL!" Bonus Shithead Points for Muckabee: Schumer literally had family who died in the Holocaust.
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Snak posted:Yeah there's... nothing good about it. Looks like someone's never had his balls licked.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:19 |
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Sounds gay
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Snak posted:Yeah there's... nothing good about it. The crude ball licking YouTube cartoon is at very least better than Back to the Future 3.
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FreudianSlippers posted:The crude ball licking YouTube cartoon is at very least better than Back to the Future 3. Like I said, there is nothing good about it.
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DC Murderverse posted:Lady Gaga gets a .82 Prince rating for her performance today. (Prince rating, of course, symbolizes how close to perfection, i.e. Prince's Super Bowl Halftime Show, one reaches) Her just leaping off stuff with reckless abandon was delightful. Even my hella homophobic parents were into it
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FreudianSlippers posted:The crude ball licking YouTube cartoon is at very least better than Back to the Future 3. And 3 is better than 2. Actually all of Back to the Future is pretty garage.
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# ? Feb 6, 2017 04:28 |
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It's a great movie that didn't need sequels.
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I remember once seeing a really good, I think it must have been eastern European crude retro-parody of Back to the Future that was, in fact, way better than any Rick & Morty episode, but which I sabotaged myself in not remembering.wyoming posted:Actually all of Back to the Future is pretty garage. You can't really call the first garbage because it is generally very twisted and goes for broke with the whole incestuous fulfillment of baby-boomer nostalgia (and is well shot/designed/written to boot), but, yeah, the second two are completely disposable. Like, a really funny parody of Back to the Future would focus exclusively on how Doc Brown falsely identifies the terrorists as Libyans.
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