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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Metapod posted:

The best indie director is Spielberg
Real talk Duel owns.

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I have no idea who Kevin Smith is
Defensive end for the Minnesota Vikings

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Real talk Duel owns.

Duel is super good and more people should see it

You can see why he got hired for Jaws

I still crack up when the truck hits the big glass of snakes

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





SHOAH NUFF posted:

I have no idea who Kevin Smith is

Lead singer of The Cure.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I got to drive people to go vote for Jon Ossoff today. It was pretty cool.

Too bad Karen Handel is gonna runoff her way into the seat but hey I did my part

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

A Man and his dog posted:

Hope everyone in the cord is doing well!

We wish you the best!


We are doing great much better without you.

cosmic gumbo fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Apr 18, 2017

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Uterine Lineup posted:

We are doing great much better without you.



A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
:lol:

Good poo poo.

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

SHOAH NUFF posted:

I have no idea who Kevin Smith is

This guy
https://twitter.com/thatkevinsmith/status/2554608773

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Yeah I looked him up, I guess I haven't seen any of those movies although I remember Dogma because there was some outrage over the Jesus statue?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Wth is this meatball recipe? One clove of garlic to a pound of beef are you kidding me?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

:wtc:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Reminder, the man once took photos of his wife getting hosed by superman

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



Early era Twitter is the best. This was before famous people realized that poo poo you put on Twitter never goes away.

Athletes in particular have some great old tweets.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Below it is himself quoting it and saying his wife wrote it as part of a lost bet. That's who Kevin Smith is: a total bitch. Just stand by your weird tweet.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Reminder, the man once took photos of his wife getting hosed by superman

Scuseme?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




I thought that was Bubba the love sponge.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I am not gonna post porn but Google Kevin Smith wife superman

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
How I picture 98% of goons irl

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmao at the jorts

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Eli Wiggum posted:

lmao at the jorts

I feel like those pants are a philosophical challenge

how long must shorts be to become pants, how short must pants become to be shorts

The picture is an enigma

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

Of course he drives a loving Escalade

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I feel like those pants are a philosophical challenge

how long must shorts be to become pants, how short must pants become to be shorts

The picture is an enigma

GIS is showing me he wears them...a lot...maybe he just really really doesn't like how his knees look.

GIS is also showing me that Kevin Federline got stupid fat. KFednFednFed.

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Of course he drives a loving Escalade

Escalades own

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



He looks like he was blasted with a shrinking ray and his clothes are normal sized for an 8 foot tall 600lb person.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

He looks like he borrowed the Hulk's clothes.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

weird Asian candy posted:

How I picture 98% of goons irl

Haven't you been following the thread, we're all quality food obsessed weight lifting goobers

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Kalli posted:

He looks like he was blasted with a shrinking ray and his clothes are normal sized for an 8 foot tall 600lb person.

Glancing at the thumbnail does play tricks on your eyes a bit. Like, if you photoshopped one of those kid pedal cars it would look like a bearded toddler wearing his 8 year old brothers hand me downs or something.

Spoeank posted:

Haven't you been following the thread, we're all quality food obsessed weight lifting goobers

Welcome to the 2%, health aware friend :smug:

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Umm speak for yourself....As you can see in my photo I'm a psychically fit man who knows how to dress himself.

Thank you and good day.

:tipshat:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Spoeank posted:

Haven't you been following the thread, we're all quality food obsessed weight lifting goobers

I'm actually just a fat guy struggling to slow the pace of his inevitable death via obesity and heart disease. If TFF were a herd of gazelles, I'd be the slow, unhealthy one that a nature documentary shows getting taken down by a cheetah in slo-mo.

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy

Quiet Feet posted:

I'm actually just a fat guy struggling to slow the pace of his inevitable death via obesity and heart disease. If TFF were a herd of gazelles, I'd be the slow, unhealthy one that a nature documentary shows getting taken down by a cheetah in slo-mo.


I'm right there with you on that, I wish I had the willpower to cut back

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
We all believe in you fatties. You can be the change.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am not gonna post porn but Google Kevin Smith wife superman

I'm trying to think of a good (bad) "cuck" pun, but the only villain I can think of is Crocodile.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
gently caress

HIS SHORTS

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn, after the sexy villain from batman. Yes. He named his little girl after an evil, batshit insane sex symbol.

e. I mean his wife is presumably equally complicit in that, so it's not all on Kevin Smith. But... yeah, it's all on Kevin Smith.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Amy Pole Her posted:

gently caress

HIS SHORTS

Nice.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Leperflesh posted:

Kevin Smith named his daughter Harley Quinn, after the sexy villain from batman. Yes. He named his little girl after an evil, batshit insane sex symbol.

e. I mean his wife is presumably equally complicit in that, so it's not all on Kevin Smith. But... yeah, it's all on Kevin Smith.

Or worse he plays ELDAR

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
I forgot he made a movie for his kid and Johnny Depp's kid.

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