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PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.

Joementum posted:

it owns that kayne is a walking DDees comic now

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1196148363630194690

I hate this grift even more than the others.

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Superanos
Nov 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1196148537525977088?s=19

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




why are you worrying about how to dispose of the corpse

leave it to rot in the sun, pinned to the southern face of the washington monument, 30 feet up

let his putrefying organs slosh outta his melting flab and splatter on the ground below

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


is this, snart helg/????

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.
All of Dylan's christian poo poo was just as awful and just as dubiously inspired.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Schmoe Cwead posted:

the student left the room after he said he hates israel

yeah but i want to know what the atheist professor had to say about all this

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




he can be remembered by his odor

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Squizzle posted:

why are you worrying about how to dispose of the corpse

leave it to rot in the sun, pinned to the southern face of the washington monument, 30 feet up

let his putrefying organs slosh outta his melting flab and splatter on the ground below

put trump in a glass coffin in times square like an elmo ripoff.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




so what is dumb and unfair or did scalise blow him away

Skyl3lazer
Aug 27, 2007

[Dooting Stealthily]




this one could be real

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Jazerus posted:

is this, snart helg/????

helgen nå

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


He's alive

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Skyl3lazer posted:

this one could be real

nope

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


SKULL.GIF posted:

we saw part of the piss tape 10 months and a week ago and every goon went "wow!" and then the internet collectively didn't bother to look at it and acted as if it never existed

the only way the piss tape was ever going to matter was if trump was getting pissed on

having prostitutes pee on a bed obama slept in is lame

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Skyl3lazer posted:

this one could be real

nope

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

trying too hard

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

he shouldnt be giving barron ideas

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lawman 0 posted:

He's alive

Nah

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
breaking: he's fine folkks


PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.

Squizzle posted:

why are you worrying about how to dispose of the corpse

leave it to rot in the sun, pinned to the southern face of the washington monument, 30 feet up

let his putrefying organs slosh outta his melting flab and splatter on the ground below

I think it'd be very soothing to leave his corpse exposed on a raised place and let carrion birds carry him away in pieces to the sky. Such is done for some Tibetans I've heard. Can contemplate debt of karma and the great wheel and other truths as a country.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Wrex Ruckus posted:

Ashley Feinberg wrote a pretty damning article about it a few months back that not only referenced SA but directly linked to an old trmup thread

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Did you miss Ashley doing research and confirming that the piss tape is real

yeah I read it but no one seems to have picked it up

it's just a total media blackout other than ashley

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

magiccarpet posted:

saw parasite last night and it was a far superior joker movie

Associating those two to each other is a pretty wild take.

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.

It's trying to hard. Just a few too many parentheses. You can tell the real article instantly.

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Al! posted:

breaking: he's fine folkks




i mean that looks like trump in the photo and that paperwork is very official but im going to wait for the tweets to be sure

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Skyl3lazer posted:

this one could be real

trump doesn't know to put the . before the person's name

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
you don't need to make a whole thing about it

put trump in the burn pile, I'll take care of it next time it's dry out on a weekend

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Schmoe Cwead posted:

the student left the room after he said he hates israel

and that student's name was jeffrey epstein

the entire rest of the class stood up and committed suicide

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



trump doesn't @ people

he also absolutely doesn't understand using a period prior to the @ if it's the first word in the tweet to ensure it's a public-facing tweet

scavino

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




lorn Wayne posted:

rip turp

joined melania in the great window in the sky

where she continues to slap his hand away

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Joementum posted:

it owns that kayne is a walking DDees comic now

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1196148363630194690

oh man

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
donald trump is the healthiest person ever to be rushed off to walter reed medical center

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
I can't wait for phase 2 of the exam where the doc says trump's BMI is still 29.9999999999, therefore, trump is a very fit and very svelte man.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




melanie should prepare and serve the body as a meal for pence

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Imagine being the McDonalds cook that knocked off the pres. That's some decent resume material

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

PostEldar posted:

Lol Trump lives. We are all figments of his dreaming mind. If he were dead how could I be both existing and posting?

Oh poo poo, Trump is Dagoth Ur?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/njdotcom/status/1196087600727121921?s=20
Nj is a mess

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

NofrikinfuN posted:

the only way the piss tape was ever going to matter was if trump was getting pissed on

having prostitutes pee on a bed obama slept in is lame

for a while I had this hope that if people kept saying "trump likes getting peed on!", he would eventually come out and say "uh, actually, they peed on the bed, not on me"

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


dan scavino locked in a closet rivulets of sweat running down his forehead as he frantically tweets and tweets and tweets desperately trying not to think about what happens if the President is found out to be dead

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