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Catberry posted:Maybe I just fell for an Onion site but this: They linked to CNN, which seems to suggest this is real.
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Catberry posted:Maybe I just fell for an Onion site but this: Yep. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UniLad chitoryu12 posted:They linked to CNN, which seems to suggest this is real. Well, son of a bitch.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Now I want to read an alt-history about a United Kingdom of North America and the War of the Kings George. The Two Georges by Harry Turtledove and Richard Dreyfuss is sort of like that. It's set in alternate 1989, where George Washington was appointed as Viceroy of the Thirteen Colonies by George III and the current (i.e. in 1989) Governor-General of the North American Union is Martin Luther King Jr. Richard Nixon appears as a used car salesman.
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Wheat Loaf posted:The Two Georges by Harry Turtledove and Richard Dreyfuss is sort of like that. It's set in alternate 1989, where George Washington was appointed as Viceroy of the Thirteen Colonies by George III and the current (i.e. in 1989) Governor-General of the North American Union is Martin Luther King Jr. Cool! I'll have to keep an eye out.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Now I want to read an alt-history about a United Kingdom of North America and the War of the Kings George. There's like 100 lovely books with this premise
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AlmightyBob posted:There's like 100 lovely books with this premise Excellent.
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You can also play the insane series of Assassin's Creed 3 DLC which from everything I heard was far better than the main game.
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I think that unlocks all the keys and guns in Doom.
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Samovar posted:Terrible way to find out the obituary writer died. Look if he was dying he wouldn't bother to write "asfasdasfasdfasf" he'd just say it.
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Oregon man accused of sexually assaulting chicken Woltmon exposed himself and came into contact with the chicken's genitals, prosecutors allege in court documents. He is also accused of threatening another man with sharp sticks in the same incident. http://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/index.ssf/2017/05/oregon_man_accused_of_sexually.html 
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Say Nothing posted:She's currently in hospital with severe constipation. Doctors are watching for any change. Hopefully they’ll soon be able to give her a clean bill of health.
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Have you ever been so mad, you ate your vacation money?
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As she was dragged out by the EMT's, she was said to have yelled "cash me outside, how 'bout that?"
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chitoryu12 posted:Have you ever been so mad, you ate your vacation money? I generally exchange it for food first.
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Facebook Aunt posted:She didn't even chew, she swallowed rolls of bills whole. My kind of lady. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:She didn't even chew, she swallowed rolls of bills whole. Maybe she swallowed a single roll of quarters, 350 times. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9KGjKwH1tQ
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Radio Paranoia posted:Magician confesses to killing 21-year-old on her birthday You're going to feel like a real fool after the grand finale, when he brings her back.
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Croccers posted:Made-up Star Wars politics is still in a better state than Australia's. Hmm, maybe if the coal people finish and then nuke the place from orbit like in the last movie.
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