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Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbaFGZ_6Qzs

A belated Merry Xmas, goons, and once again thank you for your contributions last year and this year. The light display part starts at about 2:00 in. You are all awesome and you should feel awesome.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm glad I ordered a half-dozen COVID-19 tests to arrive at my sister's place when I arrived.

In retrospect I should've ordered more…

In other news, Book of Boba Fett is fun. It will be interesting to see how the 2 timelines come together in the end.

Doesn’t seem like we have much further to go with the flashbacks. He spends a little more time with the Sand People, converts to Islam, then meets Mando and gets his suit back.

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Blowjob Overtime posted:

Does your drawing daughter have a Pro Create tutorial or YouTuber she recommends? Our 15 yo niece got an iPad for Christmas, then hosed around for a couple hours and made something better than I could do in a week.

I can ask her but I think she just messed around in the app until she figured it out.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

So the 2nd fantastic beasts movie really opens with a dude basically being dosed and magically date raped for a not insignificant period as a plot point.

I mean she's hot and all but still.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

BlindSite posted:

So the 2nd fantastic beasts movie really opens with a dude basically being dosed and magically date raped for a not insignificant period as a plot point.

I mean she's hot and all but still.

I watched it with my family over Christmas a couple years ago and it’s legitimately one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Abugadu posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbaFGZ_6Qzs

A belated Merry Xmas, goons, and once again thank you for your contributions last year and this year. The light display part starts at about 2:00 in. You are all awesome and you should feel awesome.

Yesss. Yap update!

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

This is great, thanks for sharing it

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Sorry but Twitter is good again. I don't make the rules, it just is https://twitter.com/MartynMcL/status/1476318097711763462?s=20

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

C-Euro posted:

Sorry but Twitter is good again. I don't make the rules, it just is https://twitter.com/MartynMcL/status/1476318097711763462?s=20

Two people enjoying the company of the other, not a phone in sight. Wow.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Surprise, my unvaccinated sister got covid, probably from the Packer game on Christmas. I saw her very very briefly and gave her a hug and said Merry Christmas outside right before we left so I just did a rapid test and am negative thankfully.

A friend’s girlfriend had been making plans for his birthday tomorrow and they both just tested positive so I feel bad for them after making reservations, but I’m pretty glad I don’t have to to go anywhere now because I was starting to get anxious about it.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

T-Square posted:

Surprise, my unvaccinated sister got covid, probably from the Packer game on Christmas. I saw her very very briefly and gave her a hug and said Merry Christmas outside right before we left so I just did a rapid test and am negative thankfully.

A friend’s girlfriend had been making plans for his birthday tomorrow and they both just tested positive so I feel bad for them after making reservations, but I’m pretty glad I don’t have to to go anywhere now because I was starting to get anxious about it.

Rapid tests aren’t really picking up on this variant. Has been repeatedly said in the news. Id get the PCR ASAP.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Has DeSantis really not been seen for like two weeks?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Guze posted:

Has DeSantis really not been seen for like two weeks?

I hope that fucker is dead or dying very slowly and painfully.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Big time lol if he's one of the rubes that didn't know you're supposed to get the shot and then lie about it

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
loving hell

https://twitter.com/JediTigger/status/1476576361179500553?s=20

Oh well, maybe he tried to be impartial

https://deadline.com/2021/12/bbc-to-investigate-dershowitz-over-maxwell-verdict-1234902759/

quote:

Along with Prince Andrew, Dershowitz has been accused of historic sexual abuse by Virginia Roberts Giuffre, a fact the BBC failed to mention during an interview last night on the BBC News channel in the wake of the guilty Maxwell verdict.

Dershowitz, who has also represented Harvey Weinstein and Donald Trump, used the interview to congratulate the prosecution in the Maxwell case for not calling Giuffre as a witness, “because they ultimately didn’t believe she was telling the truth and they didn’t believe a jury would believe her and they were right in doing so.”

Yeah, allowing him to call a sexual assault victim a liar without noting that one of the things Dershowitz claims she's lying about is the time he raped her.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

C-Euro posted:

Sorry but Twitter is good again. I don't make the rules, it just is https://twitter.com/MartynMcL/status/1476318097711763462?s=20

This could be us but you refusing to traffic children

Also the truth is even better lol

https://twitter.com/Cantkeepquiet3/status/1476464243839021059?t=YiYxUuuf0aMJbKuf7QDfqw&s=19

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Can't believe the main news source on Nonce Island would do this

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I would coach to lose

https://twitter.com/lebrownlow/status/1476582315958620168

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007


hooooolyyyyyyy shiiiiiittt :kstare: :staredog: :stare:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/tiffmc1013/status/1475949805142568964?s=21

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



Dude is a fuckin' king

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

There goes my hero…

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
That boss is a fuckin mook, telling him just exactly how over a barrel they are without him and then telling him to be reasonable and not take a massive cash prize for bailing their asses out.

The Wild Man of YOLO
Apr 20, 2004

A little cross-country, gentlemen?

The update: https://www.reddit.com/r/antiwork/comments/rs554s/there_arose_such_a_clatter_i_sprang_from_my_bed/

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

This is literally the funniest possible outcome. Good for him.


Edit: bad couple of days for Elon. First Ghislaine, now this!
https://twitter.com/The_Law_Boy/status/1476602048238002187

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Guy deserves a medal. Those begging message chains are always fun.

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

BigPaddy posted:

Guy deserves a medal. Those begging message chains are always fun.

The lying to the business manager from the boss and CEO is some straight scumbag poo poo.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Looks like the Biden administration is working towards canceling student debt.

https://twitter.com/BoozyBadger/status/1476553096377643011?s=20

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Skwirl posted:

Looks like the Biden administration is working towards canceling student debt.

https://twitter.com/BoozyBadger/status/1476553096377643011?s=20

That was a rough lol

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I am eternally grateful that my dad worked for a university and I was able to go there tuition free

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Say what you will about Reddit, but r/antiwork is a goldmine of hilarious texts of managers being pieces of poo poo to their employees and then immediately regretting it and backpedaling

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

the feel good story of the year

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I used to work for an office supply store and the only vacation time I'd take would be around Christmas to New Year's to visit my family back East. One year I got a new lead in my department also requested the same time off. I get they're above me but I was banking on tenure, and when I talked to my general manager, he said, "We'll work something out." So I booked my flight, take my vacation, and when I get back I find out I was fired for desertion. Later found out management was trying to cut payroll and my rate was kinda stupid high (I was able to keep my rate from when I was in Boston when I moved to Portland) & saw this is a convenient moment.

Oh well, it gave me the impetus to do art full-time and that office supply store closed that location. Win-win!

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Our shipyard’s president, who was both a dishonest snake and bad at his job, got fired in such a dishonest way that even most of us who hated him thought it was wrong.

He flew home to England for Christmas. While he was there, the company revoked his visa sponsorship.

Nobody called him. He found out at Heathrow Airport when he was heading back.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

GD_American posted:

Our shipyard’s president, who was both a dishonest snake and bad at his job, got fired in such a dishonest way that even most of us who hated him thought it was wrong.

He flew home to England for Christmas. While he was there, the company revoked his visa sponsorship.

Nobody called him. He found out at Heathrow Airport when he was heading back.

WOW

that's loving diabolical, did he screw the CEOs wife or something, jesus

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
George Gibbs (owner of Atlantic Marine) was the biggest rear end in a top hat to ever own a shipyard in Florida.

Yes. Even bigger than the other one.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Well you goons got me to fire up Hades again, good job y'all.

GD_American posted:

Our shipyard’s president, who was both a dishonest snake and bad at his job, got fired in such a dishonest way that even most of us who hated him thought it was wrong.

He flew home to England for Christmas. While he was there, the company revoked his visa sponsorship.

Nobody called him. He found out at Heathrow Airport when he was heading back.

What the gently caress. That's like one of three things:

1. Giving super-sensitive information to a competitor.
2. Sleeping with someone you definitely shouldn't.
3. Stealing a loooooooooot of money but that kind of falls under #1.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Almost had a patient get violent with me right now. I was able to talk him down but he thought I was calling him a liar and stood up ready to go. 65 years old. Like I said, I apologized and got him laughing by the end and we both apologized for it but that was tense.

You might be saying that he’s just 65, but he was a former welder and might have some dementia. This dude is build like a truck and he’s huge. That would have been a loving brawl.

GD_American posted:

Our shipyard’s president, who was both a dishonest snake and bad at his job, got fired in such a dishonest way that even most of us who hated him thought it was wrong.

He flew home to England for Christmas. While he was there, the company revoked his visa sponsorship.

Nobody called him. He found out at Heathrow Airport when he was heading back.

drat he got Kiffin’d

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Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.


He deleted it. Anyone know what it said?

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