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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
also for anyone who is curious, the first few seconds of a sprinkler system sprays out some seriously gross as gently caress water because 99% of these systems dont get flushed and the water isnt cycled through the pipes.

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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BraveUlysses posted:

also for anyone who is curious, the first few seconds of a sprinkler system sprays out some seriously gross as gently caress water because 99% of these systems dont get flushed and the water isnt cycled through the pipes.

Our sprinkler system went off once and the water was opaque and gray. Smelled like a musty basement too.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

BraveUlysses posted:

also for anyone who is curious, the first few seconds of a sprinkler system sprays out some seriously gross as gently caress water because 99% of these systems dont get flushed and the water isnt cycled through the pipes.

Nahh it's ok, that place probably sets them off a couple times a week

Lechtansi
Mar 23, 2004

Item Get
The best part of that story would be if the guy setting the fire is actually the boss, and is too much of an arrogant prick to change how he does things, completely clueless as to why customers and employees never come back.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
I can't even figure out what the gently caress he was cooking.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I just noticed the chef handling the raw meat with his one gloved hand, then just going the gently caress ahead and grabbing it with his other bare hand to rip it apart. :allears:

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Phanatic posted:

I can't even figure out what the gently caress he was cooking.

Yeah, the cooking method was appalling long before he set off the sprinklers.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Phanatic posted:

I can't even figure out what the gently caress he was cooking.
It looked like a traditional meat bridge.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

LMAO at some people thinking it's a conspiracy by the deep state that Logan Paul found the body of a suicidal person in the notorious suicide forest of Aokigahara. Like, the place so well known as a great place to kill yourself that they have regular patrols of people to both find and carry out bodies and to try and catch people in the act and talk them off the metaphorical ledge. They've had to put up a ton of signs with like, suicide resources and please not to kill yourself and still the bodies pile up. You probably can't take a random route through Aokigahara without literally tripping over a dead body.

Frankly, it'd be more surprising if Paul hadn't found a body, so people acting like he was sooooo surprised and traumatized and just reacted that way out of trauma and shock need to wake up, because there's no way he wasn't specifically looking for a dead body to film and make jokes about. What a disrespectful little dipshit.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
It's a thing to the degree that, if I recall, there are clearly marked paths with string and the like so the people who go walking in, take pills, and wake up when the pills don't work or change their mind after the effects kick in can follow them back out. Logan is a shithead of the highest order.

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Yeah it's a serious problem and very sad and I don't really get why anyone was defending that neon-clad babyman at all after that. Like I admit to being fairly morbid, but I definitely also want to be respectful. The suicides in Aokigahara are a current problem, not an interesting historical fact or anything.

Circuitjerky
Mar 17, 2006
I didn't realize that there's 2 of them, warm up the guillotine with these guys please.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
I literally didn't know the guy existed prior to this. I'm telling myself it's because the of the fractured, audience specific nature of internet entertainment but I know it's actually cause I'm getting old.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Dave Grool posted:

I literally didn't know the guy existed prior to this. I'm telling myself it's because the of the fractured, audience specific nature of internet entertainment but I know it's actually cause I'm getting old.

It's because his specific audience is non-olds, so yes.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Dave Grool posted:

I literally didn't know the guy existed prior to this. I'm telling myself it's because the of the fractured, audience specific nature of internet entertainment but I know it's actually cause I'm getting old.

Not really. Despite your Goonhood, you have some discernment in entertainment. THAT'S why.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Samizdata posted:

Not really. Despite your Goonhood, you have some discernment in entertainment. THAT'S why.

I watched a 20 minute video of a guy cleaning fish in Taiwan today

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Circuitjerky posted:

I didn't realize that there's 2 of them, warm up the guillotine with these guys please.

Is the other Rand Paul?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Dave Grool posted:

I watched a 20 minute video of a guy cleaning fish in Taiwan today

Yeah. And? Multiculturalism? Learning how other places do things? Not "IMMA SHAWK DA WURLD! Please comment, like, subscribe, and join my Patreon! Next episode I get naked with and taze a suicide!"

(Most of my YT stuff is science and Goondriven LPs, so, yeah...)

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Dave Grool posted:

I watched a 20 minute video of a guy cleaning fish in Taiwan today

100% serious, do you have a link? Because that sounds interesting in a way I cant explain.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Samizdata posted:

Not really. Despite your Goonhood, you have some discernment in entertainment. THAT'S why.

Lol, they live in water why do they need to be cleaned?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

they get eyeboogers and stuff, theres a volunteer fishcleaner crew that meets out here in the bay we usually gently scrub a few hundred fish every meeting

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Solice Kirsk posted:

I really wish they would have pumped a few tranq darts into it before they took the picture.

Be better if all American cops were given a tranquiliser or two before they go on duty.

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

zack parsons called, he'd like to write a horrifying piece about your photo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Sometimes I forget I've installed a Spurdo extension in Chrome so whenever I want, I can just click on the icon and it'll say "BENIS :DDD" and this image reminded me to do it again. I'm feeling so blessed right now.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Azhais posted:

He should have been perma banned the second he posted a video of himself telling jokes in front of a dangling corpse of a suicide

He wasn't.

The people who reposted his video were.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

Lol, they live in water why do they need to be cleaned?

Umm, because most people don't like eating fish scales or fish guts?

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

Samizdata posted:

Umm, because most people don't like eating fish scales or fish guts?

look at this bourgie gently caress who's too good to eat fish guts and scales

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Sometimes I forget I've installed a Spurdo extension in Chrome so whenever I want, I can just click on the icon and it'll say "BENIS :DDD" and this image reminded me to do it again. I'm feeling so blessed right now.

I don't know why, but I kinda wanna get this. What's it called?

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Sometimes I forget I've installed a Spurdo extension in Chrome so whenever I want, I can just click on the icon and it'll say "BENIS :DDD" and this image reminded me to do it again. I'm feeling so blessed right now.

Sometimes I forget I've installed a Spurdo extension in Chrome so whenever I want, I can just click on the icon and it'll say "BENIS :DDD" and this post reminded me to do it again. I'm feeling so blessed right now.

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I don't know why, but I kinda wanna get this. What's it called?

Benis Egstension - though I'm slightly upset that it mispronounces "benis". Probably correct in Finnish.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Takes No Damage posted:

Right, so first Say Nothing posted this


Then Samovar came in with the 1950s cartoon gags:

I'm assuming referring to the one biker with his leg stuck up in the air like the exaggerated high-kick dance the frog does. Then me, a cool and good poster, quoted Samovar but replaced Say Nothing's image of a bike race pile up with one of a 'normal' race. I'm not trying to gaslight anybody, but I'm like 4 levels deep into the joke at this point and there's no stopping now :shepicide:

The schadenfreude is that I'm just ripping off an actual funny person who pulled a similar gag in the Funny Pictures thread like 2 years ago. Could have sworn I saved a screenshot of the post but I can't find it.

Oh gently caress now I get it.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Elissimpark posted:

Sometimes I forget I've installed a Spurdo extension in Chrome so whenever I want, I can just click on the icon and it'll say "BENIS :DDD" and this post reminded me to do it again. I'm feeling so blessed right now.


Benis Egstension - though I'm slightly upset that it mispronounces "benis". Probably correct in Finnish.

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Don Gato posted:

100% serious, do you have a link? Because that sounds interesting in a way I cant explain.

It was Hong Kong actually, but this dude's channel is just him wandering Asia filming various food preparation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unS9PgKNsFc

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/KMZkWQB.mp4

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
Also thank you for that, I love watching that kind of stuff

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

Also thank you for that, I love watching that kind of stuff

The angry headlights are just the cherry on top.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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o\,_,/o o\,_,/o YEAH KEEP WALKING BUDDY

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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What kind of car is he driving? I can't make it out.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Solice Kirsk posted:

What kind of car is he driving? I can't make it out.

Looks kinda of like a Mercedes badge. Lemmee squint at it some more...

e: 99.999% sure it's a Mercedes, one of those inverse porcupine models.

dee eight has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Feb 11, 2018

BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010
Some Mercedes mini SUV.

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


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