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Hi, I'm your new teacher, Brown Jeff Sessions.
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# ? May 5, 2017 18:07 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 05:54 |
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What the gently caress is going on in this comic
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:14 |
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Skellybones posted:What the gently caress is going on in this comic Professor Indian Scarface was there as a replacement for some other teacher who was sick or whatever; now original teacher is back.
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:38 |
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The original teacher was a woman, the original-original teacher was the guy whose husband got killed in a battle involving Megagirl. Checking the early comics is a real trip.
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:46 |
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I still hold some hope that Dr. Jerkshoes is a retired (but not reformed) supervillain, and his real goal was to teach Allison that yes Allison, Fascism is cool and good, embrace the dark side, and he can come back later and we can have a tearful Why Did You Betray Me scene.
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:49 |
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Flesh Forge posted:I still hold some hope that Dr. Jerkshoes is a retired (but not reformed) supervillain, and his real goal was to teach Allison that yes Allison, Fascism is cool and good, embrace the dark side, and he can come back later and we can have a tearful Why Did You Betray Me scene. Nothing relating to superheroes will ever happen again, hope this helps
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# ? May 5, 2017 19:53 |
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Flesh Forge posted:I still hold some hope that Dr. Jerkshoes is a retired (but not reformed) supervillain, and his real goal was to teach Allison that yes Allison, Fascism is cool and good, embrace the dark side, and he can come back later and we can have a tearful Why Did You Betray Me scene. Well that's basically the conclusion she came to, right?
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# ? May 5, 2017 20:18 |
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Exactly, and I'm hoping the comic doesn't just leave it there like, "Well I thought about it a lot and yes, torture is good, Fascism owns, peace out y'all *mic drop*"
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# ? May 5, 2017 20:58 |
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Now now, all sorts of political philosophies have endorsed violence as a means to get what you want/advance the cause.
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# ? May 5, 2017 21:04 |
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That's true, but the comic has always had a really strong subtext of "unilateral violence is really the best choice, and here's why" ("might makes right"). And yes this is a common thing you see in comics but like I've said before, I don't think this was ever intended to be just another Hurt The Bad People comic, which makes it much more troubling. It's like Frank Miller and Gloria Steinem collaborated on a comic
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# ? May 5, 2017 21:12 |
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would you gently caress clevin i'd gently caress clevin
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# ? May 5, 2017 21:16 |
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Every night I pray for Clevin's grace. Every night I pray to be visited by him.
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# ? May 5, 2017 21:19 |
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Hogge Wild posted:would you gently caress clevin
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# ? May 5, 2017 21:55 |
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he's such an obvious stalker I'LL SEE YOU FOREVER Inexplicable Humblebrag fucked around with this message at 23:11 on May 5, 2017 |
# ? May 5, 2017 23:09 |
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lol
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:17 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:he's such an obvious stalker ahahaha
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:20 |
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He began to unzip the front of his organic hemp trousers, and I shuddered with anticipation at the sight of that massive bulge pushing out the front of his hand-knit underwear made with free-range alpaca wool. "Do you like my codpiece?" he asked, and I nodded. We'd been interested in them since we saw some at the SCA convention last year, and Clevin had been wanting to buy one of his own. It was our own little game, a way to spice up our sex life -- or indeed, pumpkin-spice it up, just like the skinny pumpkin-spice organic mocha latte chai I always shared with him at the Grey Owl by the quad. "There's something else I want to try," he said, "if you're up to it." That's when I noticed the other man with him. My professor -- or rather, ex-professor -- waved to me and smiled. "I read a comic about it on the internet." Clevin paused, as if building up confidence, then continued. "It's called 'cuckoldry.'" I was glad that this time I had remembered to bring the hemp condoms.
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:37 |
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corn in the bible posted:He began to unzip the front of his organic hemp trousers, and I shuddered with anticipation at the sight of that massive bulge pushing out the front of his hand-knit underwear made with free-range alpaca wool. Clevin.
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:39 |
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If you gently caress Clevin you become Clevin.
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:42 |
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what happens to the previous clevin?
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# ? May 5, 2017 23:55 |
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They ascend to Clevinhalla.
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:03 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what happens to the previous clevin? The curse is lifted and they are finally free.
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:10 |
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that is clearly incorrect, because you're saying that clevin is not worse than AIDs
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:22 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what happens to the previous clevin?
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:27 |
What's the collective noun for multiple clevin?
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:34 |
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an obsequiousness of clevins e: an understanding of clevins
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:38 |
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Cloister. A cloister of clevins.
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# ? May 6, 2017 00:37 |
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:Cloister. A cloister of clevins.
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# ? May 6, 2017 01:04 |
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I wonder if the professor just shaved.
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# ? May 6, 2017 01:34 |
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Discendo Vox posted:What's the collective noun for multiple clevin? A clevin. A clevin of clevins. Clevin.
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# ? May 6, 2017 03:08 |
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BravestOfTheLamps posted:They ascend to Clevinhalla. Clevindiana
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# ? May 6, 2017 04:08 |
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Schwarzwald posted:Clevindiana Native Clevmericans
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# ? May 6, 2017 04:12 |
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Discendo Vox posted:What's the collective noun for multiple clevin?
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# ? May 6, 2017 05:46 |
Cat Mattress posted:A clevin. A clevin of clevins. Clevin. You are clevrect. Runner up: DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:an obsequiousness of clevins Third: Sindai posted:A nicety of Clevins.
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# ? May 6, 2017 06:58 |
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corn in the bible posted:He began to unzip the front of his organic hemp trousers, and I shuddered with anticipation at the sight of that massive bulge pushing out the front of his hand-knit underwear made with free-range alpaca wool. ahahaha
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# ? May 6, 2017 08:04 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:what happens to the previous clevin? Let me use this example: Imagine four Clevins on the edge of a Clevin. Say a direct copy of the Clevin nearest the Clevin is sent to the back of the line of Clevins and takes the place of the first Clevin. The formerly first Clevin becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the Clevin. Clevins work the same way.
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# ? May 6, 2017 08:09 |
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Imagine a boot stamping on Clevin's face, forever
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# ? May 6, 2017 08:32 |
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someone in this comic had better loving die soon, i don't care who
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# ? May 6, 2017 08:50 |
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it better not be clevin!
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# ? May 6, 2017 08:55 |
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Hogge Wild posted:Let me use this example: Imagine four Clevins on the edge of a Clevin. Say a direct copy of the Clevin nearest the Clevin is sent to the back of the line of Clevins and takes the place of the first Clevin. The formerly first Clevin becomes the second, the second becomes the third, and the fourth falls off the Clevin. Zybourne Clevin. Which phase of the Clevin timeline are we in?
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# ? May 6, 2017 09:09 |