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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I am more than willing to give my life committing a Kamikaze attack for the glory of Boris loving Johnson.  BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I know this ruins the joke but to any intelligence agencies watching: this is absolutely sarcasm 
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2017 Tory motto: Strong and Stable 2019 Tory motto: Die for Bojo
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IWW Online Branch posted:2017 Tory motto: Strong and Stable Speaking of which, is Lord Buckethead running against Bojo this time?
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IWW Online Branch posted:2017 Tory motto: Strong and Stable Immortan BoJoe
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I am awaited! I am awaited in Vauxhalla!
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sullat posted:Speaking of which, is Lord Buckethead running against Bojo this time? Yes, but as Count Binface this time as there was some drama over the rights to the character after the previous election, however there is someone else running as Lord Buckethead this time as well.
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chestnut santabag posted:Yes, but as Count Binface this time as there was some drama over the rights to the character after the previous election, however there is someone else running as Lord Buckethead this time as well. loving hell, this is real
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bitmap posted:when antisemetism is the cudgel of choice for beating your competition maybe just leave the sheet on that nazi sympathiser statue for three more loving weeks, jesus christ. is it incompetence? just utter disdain? nothing matters 
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The Narrator posted:loving hell, this is real Other joke candidates for the constituency of Uxbridge and South Ruislip include Yace "Interplanetary Time Lord" Yogenstein, Bobby "Elmo" Smith (one of those pathetic men who campaign against children being taken away from lovely fathers), a couple of people who don't even live in the country, a local nobody and the libdem and ukip candidates (unfortunately not the brexit party candidate anymore as this was one of the 317 tory won seats that farage pulled out of). Because the candidate list are sorted alphabetically both buckethead and binface will be at the top of the ballot lol. Bojo's seat turned into a marginal at the last election reducing his majority to just 10% (about 4,500 votes) and because people really loving hate him there is a real risk that he may lose his seat so hopefully these jokers don't sap enough votes to prevent this from happening. chestnut santabag has issued a correction as of 10:45 on Nov 30, 2019 |
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chestnut santabag posted:Other joke candidates for the constituency of Uxbridge and South Ruislip include Yace "Interplanetary Time Lord" Yogenstein, Bobby "Elmo" Smith (one of those pathetic men who campaign against children being taken away from lovely fathers), a couple of people who don't even live in the country, a local nobody and the libdem and ukip candidates (unfortunately not the brexit party candidate anymore as this was one of the 317 tory won seats that farage pulled out of). but he does do much work for his constituents how could he lose
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wanna mention that she was born “constance gore-booth” which is a h*ck of a name
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Lmao uk morons are literally going to elect bojo for 5 years a year before the us elects Bernard sanders
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KaptainKrunk posted:Lmao uk morons are literally going to elect bojo for 5 years a year before the us elects Bernard sanders I want to believe, but Bernie can't win. 
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prefect posted:I want to believe, but Bernie can't win. Post/av combo? But all indications are Bernie is basically the only actual serious presidential candidate; everyone else has literally no idea what they're doing, because the party establishment is so inbred and complacent they've literally forgotten how to campaign
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Post/av combo? But all indications are Bernie is basically the only actual serious presidential candidate; everyone else has literally no idea what they're doing, because the party establishment is so inbred and complacent they've literally forgotten how to campaign Everybody is against Bernie, including all the news organizations. They've practically blacked out coverage of him, because when they talk about him, people like him.
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prefect posted:Everybody is against Bernie, including all the news organizations. They've practically blacked out coverage of him, because when they talk about him, people like him. So he's the American Corbyn, you're saying? Have they started accusing him of fiendish anti-semitism yet?
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Bernie's jewish so antisemitism is a hard sell. They try it occasionally but it never sticks. they just call him anti woman instead.
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sullat posted:So he's the American Corbyn, you're saying? Have they started accusing him of fiendish anti-semitism yet? They have tried, yes.
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it is very amusing to me observing how some american bernie supporters and brit corbyn supporters tend to think the other is doomed to failure, given they are the same campaign. basically the same pitch, candidate, appeal, ratfucking by their parties, etc. not me, i think either both will win or both will fail for the same reasons. socialism or barbarism, ain't a new choice.
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lol if you think Americans aren't going to re-elect Trump. I remember 2004.eric ciaramella posted:Bernie's jewish so antisemitism is a hard sell. They try it occasionally but it never sticks. they just call him anti woman instead. Yeah same with Labour's last leader Ed Miliband, who is Jewish. They said his policy of recognising Palestine was 'toxic' and basically implied he wasn't a proper Jew. Then the newspapers made fun of him for eating a bacon sandwich in a weird way and said his dad who fled the holocaust hated Britain and murdered a kitten.
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CoolCab posted:it is very amusing to me observing how some american bernie supporters and brit corbyn supporters tend to think the other is doomed to failure, given they are the same campaign. basically the same pitch, candidate, appeal, ratfucking by their parties, etc. The entire project of socialism has the odds stacked against it. It's pretty clear at this point that the forces of capital would rather accept environmental apocalypse so long as they can rule over whatever remains after, so I think our best efforts still only cap out at 25%. I do think flipping the Anglo world from total capitalist hegemony would be huge, though, and might change that math.
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If you thought I was joking about the kitten thing, here's Ed reading the story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQWYnU9wqQQ
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marktheando posted:If you thought I was joking about the kitten thing, here's Ed reading the story "'Ed Milliband's Dad Killed My Kitten', and frankly you couldn't make this stuff up." ...Ed, are you saying that the story is true, then?
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KaptainKrunk posted:Lmao uk morons are literally going to elect bojo for 5 years a year before the us elects Bernard sanders how do you even remotely believe this lol
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Doc Hawkins posted:Immortan BoJoe
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Spangly A posted:how do you even remotely believe this lol we own, england has problem
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Spangly A posted:how do you even remotely believe this lol American exceptionalism
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Spangly A posted:how do you even remotely believe this lol yeah five times a year seems low
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:American exceptionalism Socialism may have collapsed in other countries but we'll do it right because we're Number 1.
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lmao electing Corbyn is literally the last shot you guys have of not being just America Jr. https://twitter.com/Devon_OnEarth/status/1200805549694214145?s=20
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IWW Online Branch posted:Socialism may have collapsed in other countries but we'll do it right because we're Number 1. didn’t really collapse we more destroyed it. so we could coup ourselves but otherwise
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IWW Online Branch posted:Socialism may have collapsed in other countries but we'll do it right because we're Number 1. Literally murdering every other socialist movement we can wrap our fat fingers around until we decide we are good and ready to be red ourselves.
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Bryter posted:He's not going to do it You love to see it. https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1200822322921398273
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SorePotato posted:Corbyn and Bernie will both win and they will kiss and be best friends
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THS posted:and they will kiss and be best friends 
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