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Gologle posted:There will not be blitzballs in FFXV. If there are blitzballs in FFXV, it's just one more reason added to the growing mountain of why you shouldn't play FFXV.
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Speaking of FFXV, a few minutes under two days until the Uncovered event. I'm hype. Are you hype? 
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kirbysuperstar posted:XI has the worst DRK. Bonus points because to unlock it you have to kill 100 enemies in a specific zone with a hugely lovely greatsword (666 delay ha-ha-ha) and if you kill something with a weaponskill or someone else gets the finishing blow it doesn't count. ...This is a joke right? No one would ever think that's a good idea and actually put that into a game... right?
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Mar 29, 2016 03:07
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Pretty sure the reason Notis is so moody is he wanted to be a blitzball when he grew up.
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Gologle posted:There will not be blitzballs in FFXV. If there are blitzballs in FFXV, it's just one more reason added to the growing mountain of why you shouldn't play FFXV. Growing mountain of reasons? Coming from the guy who loves the XIII games? My curiosity is purely morbid at this point, but I gotta know - what the hell are you on about? Eopia posted:...This is a joke right? No one would ever think that's a good idea and actually put that into a game... right? Oh baby.  Look up Absolute Virtue. FFXI was a loving mess. Makes sense that guy went on to make FF XIV 1.0 (so bad they literally summoned Meteor on the world and started over) and FF3 DS (the only person ITT who likes it regularly pounds nails into his dick in the form of FF difficulty mods).
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Eopia posted:...This is a joke right? No one would ever think that's a good idea and actually put that into a game... right? Take your relic weapon from level 90 to level 95 (generally an increase of DMG rating by 4) by collecting and depositing 1500 heavy metal plates that drop from Voidwatch NMs at a rate of 3-15 at a time.
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widespread posted:
X-2 is for the ladies, and FFXV will be for the guys
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Mar 29, 2016 03:27
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Oh you bet it will 
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mandatory lesbian posted:X-2 is for the ladies, and FFXV will be for the guys if I don't see Noctis and a bandmate kissing in what must be a 50 hour thriller I will loving riot
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Mar 29, 2016 03:44
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All homoeroticism will be blatant, but unintentional.
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Mar 29, 2016 04:00
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Dammit release FFIX already so I have something to play until DS3 comes out.
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widespread posted:if I don't see Noctis and a bandmate kissing in what must be a 50 hour thriller I will loving riot ff15 to be the first game to have a cutscene replay button
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Grizzled Patriarch posted:Dammit release FFIX already so I have something to play until DS3 comes out. Play Salt and Sanctuary
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mandatory lesbian posted:ff15 to be the first game to have a cutscene replay button And yet the deluxe "Noctis rips the skin" preorder exclusive scene has none. 8-Bit Scholar posted:All homoeroticism will be blatant, but unintentional. "Let's check that curious looking bathroom stall out. B-Because it might have a spare Phoenix Down in it." "I think we oughta pitch a tent. Because we... we forgot the status effect items." "Get behind me. I've got on tank gear." "Aw poo poo, one sec. We're outta gas."
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Mar 29, 2016 05:01
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8-Bit Scholar posted:All homoeroticism will be blatant, but unintentional. "Guys, I don't think it was a dream, I think we really became Crystal Warriors" "Why are you so sure, Gladius?" "Because I feel rock hard!"
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Mar 29, 2016 05:08
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What if Noctis and company decide it's Morphin' Time and fuse to become Gilgamesh, thus explaining the swords?
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Mar 29, 2016 05:16
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8-Bit Scholar posted:All homoeroticism will be blatant, but unintentional. Tragic, but true.
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Gologle posted:What if Noctis and company decide it's Morphin' Time and fuse to become Gilgamesh, thus explaining the swords? GOTY
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NewFatMike posted:Tragic, but true. I'm expecting a Kingdom Hearts-esque dream sequence where they're all naked in a strange hover space and they all share memories of their friendship together in a very gay montage. Nothing sexual, it's all emotional porn.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I'm expecting a Kingdom Hearts-esque dream sequence where they're all naked in a strange hover space and they all share memories of their friendship together in a very gay montage. Crashing ocean waves, sandy beaches, gazing longingly into each other's eyes, crossing keyblades. All beautifully innocent, but dripping with bromoeroticism.
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Mar 29, 2016 05:30
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Is this dream sequence before or after they spend a lengthy broad trip giving each other no homo bro jobs?
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Mar 29, 2016 05:50
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YoshiOfYellow posted:Is this dream sequence before or after they spend a lengthy broad trip giving each other no homo bro jobs? Don't be so crass, baka. This is the beauty of boy love, innocent and pure. A gaijin like you would never understand.
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I think this sudden Boy's Love talk made me want to find and link this scene. Because at the end of the day, we're all just gaijins playing what must be Japanese avant garde art. EDIT: poo poo before I forget, don't watch that at work. The sounds at the end are  . As is quite a bit of the dialogue for that matter.
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Mar 29, 2016 06:28
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Noctis just puts a pillow over Luna's face and goes to town.
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Barudak posted:"Because I feel rock hard!" "Don't be silly. If that was the only prerequisite, I've been a Hero of the Crystal since this road trip started"
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YoshiOfYellow posted:Is this dream sequence before or after they spend a lengthy broad trip giving each other no homo bro jobs? Gotta recharge the Crystals somehow.
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Mar 29, 2016 10:14
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AlphaKretin posted:Speaking of FFXV, a few minutes under two days until the Uncovered event. I'm hype. Are you hype? I'm v hype. I'm assuming they'll be announcing release dates for all territories since S-E Europe has been e-mailing me about it.
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Mar 29, 2016 10:18
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So, in Lightning Returns, I've fought Noel, Snow, Caius, and the Grendel with Fang, as well as met Vanille and saved Dahj. Is there any non-endgame main plot left or is it sidequests and Last Ones from now on?
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I'm sorry, but the only D&A you'll get from the FF15 boys is several photoshoot sessions where you know you're doing it right when Cid gets too hot and bothered to take the shot correctly.
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AlphaKretin posted:So, in Lightning Returns, I've fought Noel, Snow, Caius, and the Grendel with Fang, as well as met Vanille and saved Dahj. Is there any non-endgame main plot left or is it sidequests and Last Ones from now on? sidequests and last ones
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Mar 29, 2016 12:42
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:sidequests and last ones Thanks. That's kind of unceremonious but I have no idea what I was expecting.
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Mar 29, 2016 12:49
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I've been given an old code for FF15 EPISAODE DUSCAE which seems weird, as the game still isn't out for ages right? Is it a demo or a Ground Zeroes thing or what?
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Mar 29, 2016 13:33
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Duscae was a demo packaged with day one/preorder copies PS4 version of Type-0 HD as a trick to get people to buy Type-0 HD. They put it out like a year ago to prove to anyone that FFXV was a real thing.
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Well the game isn't that far from being out now, but it's a demo partially to tide people over after a decade long wait and partially to get player feedback during development. E:VVV Oh yeah, done that too. AlphaKretin fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 13:42
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AlphaKretin posted:So, in Lightning Returns, I've fought Noel, Snow, Caius, and the Grendel with Fang, as well as met Vanille and saved Dahj. Is there any non-endgame main plot left or is it sidequests and Last Ones from now on? Did you kill the Chaos Chocobo Eater and see the end of your chocobo's storyline? Cause he gets a conclusion too! But that's really all I can think of. There's also the bonus dungeon if you do enough sidequests which has some optional plot in it. But yeah most of LR is sidequests and stuff like that. Go try to kill the Aeronite superboss if you dare corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 15:33
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The secret endgame dungeon is fun and worth opening up to at least see how it's structured, even if you're not gonna try to tackle the secret mega boss.
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 take that, lovely dragon boss corn in the bible fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Mar 29, 2016 |
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Mar 29, 2016 17:29
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My reaction every time somebody doesn't like my waifu Lightning.
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corn in the bible posted:
what ff is this
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mandatory lesbian posted:what ff is this The Final Fantasy Legends: Mistrel Song
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