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Is it worth a buy? Tempted, but I should probably stop buying every single VOD that comes out..
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Kojiro posted:Is it worth a buy? Tempted, but I should probably stop buying every single VOD that comes out.. Chuck Norris is clean-shaven in the movie and looks like a stereotypically mannish lesbian throughout. Just let that sink in before you make a final decision.
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Mar 22, 2013 02:44
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I haven't seen it but its a 70s movie about truckers and arm wrestling. There's no way it isn't fantastic.
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muscles like this? posted:I haven't seen it but its a 70s movie about truckers and arm wrestling. There's no way it isn't fantastic. I'm a little less than 20 minutes in, and it's like Riding With Death's retarded brother.
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Mar 22, 2013 03:32
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Just finished watching it. I...I have never seen a finer Chuck Norris film.
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Mar 22, 2013 05:22
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Strode? Strode where are you? Anyone seen Strode?
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I'm going to be honest, Chuck's motivation seemed pretty easy to follow, by I really don't understand what in the blistering gently caress the judge's scheme was. Also, how the gently caress does a judge/mayor of a town of, what, 50 people, afford a goddamned helicopter?
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Ensign_Ricky posted:I'm going to be honest, Chuck's motivation seemed pretty easy to follow, by I really don't understand what in the blistering gently caress the judge's scheme was. Also, how the gently caress does a judge/mayor of a town of, what, 50 people, afford a goddamned helicopter? Those $250 fines really add up.
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Mar 23, 2013 00:25
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Ensign_Ricky posted:I'm going to be honest, Chuck's motivation seemed pretty easy to follow, by I really don't understand what in the blistering gently caress the judge's scheme was. Also, how the gently caress does a judge/mayor of a town of, what, 50 people, afford a goddamned helicopter? Apparently they were selling moonshine and spare parts stolen from cars, though how much a market for moonshine there was in California during the 70s I couldn't tell you.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Apparently they were selling moonshine and spare parts stolen from cars, though how much a market for moonshine there was in California during the 70s I couldn't tell you. And TV Dinners I guess? Also the way the judge was talking at the end, was everyone in that town related? gently caress. Breaker! Breaker! is a prime example of awesome riffing coupled with an utter loving mess of a movie.
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Mar 23, 2013 02:29
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Apparently they were selling moonshine and spare parts stolen from cars, though how much a market for moonshine there was in California during the 70s I couldn't tell you. And TV Dinners I guess? Also the way the judge was talking at the end, was everyone in that town related? gently caress. Breaker! Breaker! is a prime example of awesome riffing coupled with an utter loving mess of a movie.
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Mar 23, 2013 02:29
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Back to Twilight 5: I can't believe I missed the best joke the first time around: "(as Chris Hansen): Jacob, why don't you have a seat right over there. Sit. Sit. Good boy."
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Mar 23, 2013 10:06
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I just got hold of used copies of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse on dvd for a really cheap price. Going to have myself a rifftrax marathon all nice and proper.
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Mar 23, 2013 12:03
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Oh, this? That's where I got shot in the gut. No biggie.
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Mar 23, 2013 14:55
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I just watched McBain and The Guy From Harlem is next. What other VOD should I get?
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:I just watched McBain and The Guy From Harlem is next. The real correct answer is all of them. None have disappointed at all. The most recent one is 20 different kinds of stupid.
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Deadpool posted:The real correct answer is all of them. None have disappointed at all. The most recent one is 20 different kinds of stupid. The correct answer is Ghosthouse. And I recently discovered that Ghosthouse is supposed to be a "spiritual sequel" to... you guys are gonna loving love this... Evil Dead I 
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Mar 25, 2013 03:17
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Spiritual is an interesting way of saying "Italian Rip-off Sequel".
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Mar 25, 2013 04:16
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Chuck Norris without a mustache is unnerving.
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Mar 26, 2013 01:07
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Okay Rifftrax. You win. Mike, Kevin, and Bill are the only force on Earth that could've had me sit through goddamn Twilight. The Riff is as hilarious as advertised, and the movie is actually worse than expected. gently caress.
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Mar 26, 2013 08:16
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Okay Rifftrax. You win. Mike, Kevin, and Bill are the only force on Earth that could've had me sit through goddamn Twilight. The Riff is as hilarious as advertised, and the movie is actually worse than expected. gently caress. Now watch the others! You won't regret it, Breaking Dawn 2 is one of their best.
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Mar 26, 2013 09:05
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UltimoDragonQuest posted:I just watched McBain and The Guy From Harlem is next. BUFFALO RIDER. It is beyond description.
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Mar 26, 2013 09:23
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Kojiro posted:Now watch the others! You won't regret it, Breaking Dawn 2 is one of their best. A word of warning, if you do this you might reach the point I have where the original has become an almost watchable film. I've become so desensitised to poo poo movies via Rifftrax and MST3K that I can probably sit and watch Space Mutiny now and not think it too bad. 
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Kojiro posted:Now watch the others! You won't regret it, Breaking Dawn 2 is one of their best. And the credits long mincing vampire act from Breaking Dawn 1 was a thing of beauty.
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jammyozzy posted:A word of warning, if you do this you might reach the point I have where the original has become an almost watchable film. I've become so desensitised to poo poo movies via Rifftrax and MST3K that I can probably sit and watch Space Mutiny now and not think it too bad. The Twilight series + Rifftrax has become a familiar friend that I regularly put on while doing chores or hanging around the house  .
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FYI everyone, there are just under 27 hours to go in the Kickstarter, and they're only $102 away from hitting 5x their original target...so if you haven't already donated, pony up the cash!
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Finally donated to the Rifftrax Kickstarter a few minutes ago (Because I forgot about it, like an idiot). The total is now $255,515, holy poo poo. I'm simultaneously excited for the prospect of going to a Twilight live show, but conflicted about explaining to my coworkers/boss that I'll need a week off in August to fly 500 miles to watch a Twilight film in theatres. I tried explaining to one of my coworkers that I, as a straight mid-20's male, was going to pledge $25 to watch Twilight in theatres and her reaction was...mixed, at best.
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"Remember the show where these robots are sitting in theater seats watching really bad movies and making fun of them? Well they did that to Twilight and it's hilarious." Just memorize that script and you really don't have to explain to anyone why you're a male Twi-hard. If they do remember mst3k, no further explanation needed. If they don't, you just said something about joke-making robots and that sounds so nerdy no one will want to question further.
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Mar 27, 2013 02:39
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God drat it, I didn't realize until the kickstarter had ended that the $20 tier only gets you the Rifftrax Live download. For some reason I thought it also included the shorts, but that's the $35 one. I'm...too late. 
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Mar 28, 2013 03:15
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FINAL TOTAL: $264,860 Goddrat. Really wonder if Mike/Kevin/Bill expected things to go so high, and how much shock they must feel regarding it.
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Mar 28, 2013 03:57
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Ensign_Ricky posted:FINAL TOTAL: $264,860 Part of me would love a video followup of them throwing realistic looking play money at each other or using it as fuel for a fire as a joke.
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Mar 28, 2013 07:34
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I expect them to buy sports cars just so they put a brick on the gas pedal, sending them careening into the distance. Or maybe just start buying the name brand ramen.
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Mar 28, 2013 08:55
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Part of me kind of wants them to just keep most of that money, for all the entertainment they've given me.
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precision posted:Part of me kind of wants them to just keep most of that money, for all the entertainment they've given me. But they can use it to give you MORE entertainment!
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Mar 28, 2013 17:03
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I like Rifftrax, but I don't get why they keep giving stuff to Matthew Elliot. It always bumming to see a new release and only he in it.
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Mar 28, 2013 21:34
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Yeah I was excited to see new VOD, but I don't really care to hear Mathew Elliot so I'll pass.
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Mar 28, 2013 21:46
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I'm still holding out hope for a James Urbaniak, John Hodgman, or really any new guest riff. Weird Al (Jurassic Park) and Joel McHale (Red Dawn) are some of my favorites.
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Rirse posted:I like Rifftrax, but I don't get why they keep giving stuff to Matthew Elliot. It always bumming to see a new release and only he in it. I like Elliot. He's no Mike Nelson, but he's better than a lot of the iRiffers I've heard.
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Mar 28, 2013 22:25
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I've never even considered listening to the fan riffs. Is there anything worthwhile?
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I just finished watching Elliot's riff of Planet of the Apes last night and he did a fantastic job of it. His style is different (it has to be, considering he flies solo), but he's still a hilarious guy and his commentary is excellent. If you're curious about his work but aren't willing to start with an $8 VOD, I'd recommend that to start.
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