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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
1. Saw a girl in a Buzzfeed comment (I got into a tipsy internet k-hole and I really wanted to take a quiz to see if I could tell what Disney princess I was looking at just from a picture of their foot) say that she just changed her named to Jeanette, but that it was originally spelled J'Neht. I am kicking myself for not making a screenshot.


2. An extended family member on the meth side just had her third kid. I am hoping that she is making typos, but if not, her daughter's name is Chole. I'm like 90% sure it's a typo, but she's not the sharpest crayon in the shed.

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ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together
Two little kid brothers named Krue and Karcher

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Sammantha, why?

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Franquad Skeentz

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Gordon

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe
Cam. What kind of stupid rear end name is that?

sout
Apr 24, 2014

stubblyhead posted:

Cam. What kind of stupid rear end name is that?

Short for anything?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
cam newton? cam jansen?

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

sout posted:

Short for anything?

Camera

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


I was about to say I could totally see someone naming a kid Cambrian.

Though it's probably something boring like Camden.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I was about to say I could totally see someone naming a kid Cambrian.

Though it's probably something boring like Camden.

I met a Cambrian once. He was a gigantic tool.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Male Tears posted:

Just saw an Angel Slaughter on Facebook. :devil:

It's Angel'S Laughter :angel:

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
How well-developed was he?

VorpalBunny
May 1, 2009

Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog
Out of this awful story are these gems:

Twanecia Taquoyah Smith, Samtreshia Kiara Smith and Gary Darrell Farrell

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

And my other Darrell Farrell, and my other Darrell Farrell...

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Jade Pistol.
:hellyeah:

Woolie Wool
Jun 2, 2006


stubblyhead posted:

Cam. What kind of stupid rear end name is that?

Cameron. A poncey name, sure, but it's a real name.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Skittlez

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Lewis

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

stubblyhead posted:

Cam. What kind of stupid rear end name is that?

My dad's cousin's son is named just Cal. Not short for anything.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Jeoff. Just looking at it made me very angry

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

2 employees at my current job:
Dick Harden
Dick Ball

Previous job:
Abdi Abdi

also-
Before I moved to the states my first name was Hrafn. My parents were nice enough to change it to my middle name when we moved here.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!
Hrafn is :black101: as gently caress though? Well, I guess not when you're ten in an English-speaking country.

The Lord of Hats
Aug 22, 2010

Hello, yes! Is being very good day for posting, no?

Opopanax posted:

Jade Pistol.
:hellyeah:

Considerably less badass, but I will see your Jade Pistol and raise you a Beryl Frisbee.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Robot Lincoln posted:


also-
Before I moved to the states my first name was Hrafn. My parents were nice enough to change it to my middle name when we moved here.

How do you pronounce this?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Bill, strangely enough.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

sweeperbravo posted:

How do you pronounce this?

If you're American try sneezing while you hiccup.

Here's another Hrafn introducing himself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKUFDj-HmR8

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

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Khrizma

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I just saw a birth announcement on Facebook for a girl with the middle name Rey. I don't know the family well enough to know if it's for Star Wars though, since it is a real, if rare, name.


Edit: Yeah it's for Star Wars. She has a second middle name in another language that translates (roughly) to Skywalker.

They better hope those sequels are good.

Aphrodite has a new favorite as of 16:41 on Jan 15, 2016

schadenfraud
Nov 19, 2010
Just come across a little girl called "Rogue" this morning which, if not weird, is definitely questionable.

Antifreeze Head
Jun 6, 2005

It begins
Pillbug

schadenfraud posted:

Just come across a little girl called "Rogue" this morning which, if not weird, is definitely questionable.

I guess of all the X-Men, that name is probably the least bad.

I binge watched all of Friday Night Tykes recently. Here are a few highlights:

Daadaa pronounced day-day.

Diabo pronounced day-boo.

Juju pronounced jew-jew.

Justice Hurt pronounced the way it sounds and picked because his parents thought it sounded like a good football name.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

2 of the X-Men are just Jean and Emma.

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.
I was at Panera on Saturday and I swear to god the nametag of the lady behind the counter said Bnana. It was handwritten so it could have just been Bhana, and I'm hoping it was, but it sure looked like an n to me. I would think it was a low-effort racist joke if I hadn't seen it personally.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



Aphrodite posted:

2 of the X-Men are just Jean and Emma.

Remember when it used to be if someone was a big Rogue fan they'd name their daughter Anna Marie?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'm reading this heavy, infuriating article about honor killings, and the horror is mitigated slightly by the fact that someone involved with one of them is named Mehboob.

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Desarhea

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Morgan

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Nov 7, 2014



GaySTeven
Rudy-poo
Jimmy

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