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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/wrycolf/status/...ber%3D3%23pti25

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

We regret to inform you that this is viral marketing for a Facebook web series called Five Points.

It is still a very cleverly choreographed and funny sequence

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

canyoneer posted:

We regret to inform you that this is viral marketing for a Facebook web series called Five Points.

It is still a very cleverly choreographed and funny sequence

This is what I get for having hope in the world :sigh:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

MizPiz posted:

This is what I get for having hope in the world :sigh:

Snacks do fuel heroism though.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That bird is dead.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That bird is not real and, in fact, never existed. It is CGI, from a movie.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Literally not a bird.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
^^^ Not literally a bird?

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

The go one where he sells toilet plungers

Yea Punch Drunk Love is decent, in a surreal early 2000s kind of way. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind too.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Takes No Damage posted:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind too.

That was a really good movie in the otherwise-dreadful oeuvre of a mediocre comedic actor.

It just wasn't an Adam Sandler movie.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Fyad is pink

And has posts with 960% of the post length in lame in-joke signatures.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



frodnonnag posted:

Was there ever a good adam sandler film?

Happy loving Gilmore

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

the twin towers were no angels



The schadenfreude is I can only relate to the world with Simpsons jokes. :(

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

wyoming posted:



The schadenfreude is I can only relate to the world with Simpsons jokes. :(

Unless the simpsons comes to an end, it'll eventually become an officially recognized language.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I think this is how Darmok happens.

Homer and Lisa at the museum.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

frodnonnag posted:

Was there ever a good adam sandler film?

Like Freddy Got Fingered, Billy Madison is an extremely engaging and subversive art film, not a comedy.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dillbag posted:

Freddy Got Fingered ... extremely engaging

You might have to elaborate on that for me and all the people that walked out of the cinema 20 minutes into that pile of dogshit.

Man, Tom Green was a symptom of some weird loving global fever of the late 90s, wasn't he.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Inescapable Duck posted:

I think this is how Darmok happens.

Homer and Lisa at the museum.

Krusty, his eyes closed

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Sideshow Bob, when the rakes came :ohdear:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Sideshow Bob, when the rakes came :ohdear:

Not emptyquoting this

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

You might have to elaborate on that for me and all the people that walked out of the cinema 20 minutes into that pile of dogshit.

Man, Tom Green was a symptom of some weird loving global fever of the late 90s, wasn't he.

Like most art films it helps to be high as gently caress

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Like if you're peaking just as the native women are drumming in their hospital beds as Green helicopter swings a newborn baby over his head by the umbilical cord you will be instantly convinced that it's one of the greatest films of all time.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Sideshow Bob, when the rakes came :ohdear:

Skinner, when the hams steamed.

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Jamfrost posted:

Reign Over Me.

It was an alright movie, but it did introduce me to Shadow of the Colossus. So, thanks Adam Sandler!

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

burexas.irom posted:

It was an alright movie, but it did introduce me to Shadow of the Colossus. So, thanks Adam Sandler!

It was a brave performance about a man shell shocked by 9/11 into a world of bidya games. Hard for goons to relate to.

It took Funny People for me to realize that Marshall Mathers was a real person who was angry about being recognized in public. Also Mr. Deeds to realize that John McEnroe was a real angry person. And That's My Boy to realize that Vanilla Ice is a real bloke with real feelings.

Anger, being a theme here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n13yJk9Rxc

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Burt Sexual posted:

Randaconda has kids. Doxxing now

That is certainly a surprise to me. :randstare:

Lord Psychodin
Jun 16, 2007
Lord of the fools

:dukedog:
College Slice
What happened to your FatJag avatar? It was good.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Several people getting buttmad about the :randstare: emotes led to his current one and several others as I recall.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lord Psychodin posted:

What happened to your FatJag avatar? It was good.

Somebody got mad that other people bought emotes based on it. I changed it back, but it was changed again within a few hours, and I'm not gonna keep throwing five bucks down that hole.

I am a low effort garbage poster, though.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

Somebody got mad that other people bought emotes based on it. I changed it back, but it was changed again within a few hours, and I'm not gonna keep throwing five bucks down that hole.

It's good. We all know how it went.

I think.

Somebody's butt hurt that you aren't uh, a significant online personality of import and a storied posting history. In order to justify three(3) different smilies.

Butt hurt.

(I'm still at a loss for the 3 smilies but good on ya)

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

syscall girl posted:

It's good. We all know how it went.

I think.

Somebody's butt hurt that you aren't uh, a significant online personality of import and a storied posting history. In order to justify three(3) different smilies.

Butt hurt.

(I'm still at a loss for the 3 smilies but good on ya)

I mean, I'm at a loss, as well. I didn't pay for them. Hell, I don't think it was ever clear who paid for :randno:

I did have a "storied" posting history in the now-closed AUG thread, though.

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 12:20 on Feb 17, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://fat.gfycat.com/EuphoricTiredAmericanbobtail.mp4

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


I bought and animated the eye-popping one. I just love stupid poo poo. :randpop:


omg that hedgehog

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

MissEchelon posted:

I bought and animated the eye-popping one. I just love stupid poo poo. :randpop:


omg that hedgehog

He's so chubs! :3:

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
Is death schadenfreude if the person dying was actively trying to kill someone else? Because if sooo...

Some dude really wanted to drown his ex girlfriend.
Which reminded me of this gem.
Don't bring a hammer to a emergency room nurse fight.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Mr. Vile
Nov 25, 2009

And, where there is treasure, there will be Air Pirates.

Randaconda posted:

He's so chubs! :3:

He eats his mealings.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/creKAgZ.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/1RMJNjv.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/Kf42Eka.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/cnQlclD.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/uTPA1TI.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0xAgYUg.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/ziq2BET.mp4

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https://i.imgur.com/MT6Fwht.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Vile posted:

He eats his mealings.

:golfclap:

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


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Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Nice fetish.

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