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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I like how he pretends his talents extend beyond "got lucky with money and has people work for him"

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KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe
This is a really loving dude.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

"Come into my basement" says creepy man

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Buy my book

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
holy loving poo poo he's plugging his book in his VERY FIRST BRIEFING.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Id love to go to your basement

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



Literally ever answer from this guy has referred to how great he is as an entrepreneur.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I almost can't believe this isn't parody.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

hahahaha you grew up in the middle class

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
How long before he has a press member whacked?

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
holy gently caress he is literally the stereotypical slimy business guy who can only talk in platitudes and stupid business jargon


KickerOfMice posted:

This is a really loving dude.

I love him too

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



"I'm very loyal to the President"

And with that, Trump just got half an erection.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair
Listen to this loving guy, he absolutely knows that Trump is watching this and that the first impression is everything

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

RiggenBlaque posted:

Do you guys think this guy is a business guy?

I'm surprised he isn't wearing one of those lilac shirts with starch-white collars

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I loving love this guy already, goddamn

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
The president has good karma? WTF!!!!!

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
This guy has literally no sense of self outside of Wall Street, what a waste of basic human material.

At least he can speak in complete sentences unlike Spiceboy

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



Sweet loving Christ this loving kiss rear end

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
oh my loving god "the president has really good karma and is genuinely a wonderful human being"

even if jesus was real and forgave every sin, he would still send this guy to hell for that lie

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

This is somehow worse than Spicer's debut.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




You are nothing but hair and makeup in an animated suit

e: I bet Donald does bring it up every 15 seconds

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

ahahaha his wiki:

Scaramucci was born on January 6, 1964, on Long Island, New York, and had a middle-class upbringing. His father was a construction worker.[10]


Wonder who added that?

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
This guy has definitely had experience haggling about the price of cocaine.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Reik
Mar 8, 2004
Do you think he regrets calling Trump a hack more than he regrets having boneitis?

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


I just want Trump to get removed from office, publicly shamed and embarrassed for being a huge failure as a leader, having all of his assets seized, leaving him penniless.

Is that too much to ask? :(

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
Oh so you were hopelessly inexperienced in politics just a few years ago. All good now though.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




"Will you promise to at least pretend to try to not lie to our faces?"

"No."

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014

No Butt Stuff posted:

ahahaha his wiki:

Scaramucci was born on January 6, 1964, on Long Island, New York, and had a middle-class upbringing. His father was a construction worker.[10]


Wonder who added that?

At age 24, Scaramucci purchased the firm his father worked for and laid off all workers and hired non union foreign workers. When explaining to his father why he was suddenly going to be out of a job, Scaramucci reportedly said "Sorry dad, but firing you was just good business sense."

Drone
Aug 22, 2003

Incredible machine
:smug:



God he even sorta has a little pre-mullet. It's truly 80's Guy.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
I love this dude so much.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

This guy can string a sentence together, so he'll do.

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/888467666054164480

Skippy Granola
Sep 3, 2011

It's not what it looks like.

tecnocrat posted:

Sweet loving Christ this loving kiss rear end
https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/888467199119306752?s=09

On message like a muthafucka

And that message is "I would hold the president's dick for him while he pees"

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

fishing with the fam posted:

I'm just a business guy, doing businessy things using businessy words.

*clutching lapels* Now, I'm not some big rural politician, like most of these folks. I'm just a simple city Wall Street fellah, baddabing.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
"I'm obviously committed to transparency, because I'm standing here"

wut

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


This is North Korean level dick sucking

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

WeAreTheRomans posted:

"I'm obviously committed to transparency, because I'm standing here"

wut

"but i want to clear that with the president"

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

BWV posted:

This is North Korean level dick sucking

"He's the best at sports too!"

omg i'm dying

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