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Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

oldpainless posted:

It’s better to have the lights and not need them than not have them and maybe need them even if only once

Same with sex

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Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Rigged Death Trap posted:

I dont think many instances of absurd gallows humor has survived from then.

Much like how the current absurdist gallows humor memes will be lost in a decade or so.

sebmojo has a new favorite as of 01:44 on Aug 28, 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Plinkey posted:

I wonder if anyone got a DUI on those e-scooters yet

they have in copenhagen

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's a pro move right there.
Imagine that babysitter's face when at the reading of your will they get informed that on a night decades ago they were tricked!
:newlol:

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
r/childfree

AITA for traumatizing my[38m] neighbor[14f]?

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
Pretty bad babysitter if at no point do they even check on the baby.

Your baby poo poo itself a few hours ago and then died of SIDS, but you said not to disturb it :downs:

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i too keep a furnished but unused young child's room upstairs and seed my living room with toys and child things for the purpose of a prank

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

luxury handset posted:

i too keep a furnished but unused young child's room upstairs and seed my living room with toys and child things for the purpose of a prank

I'm sure goons don't need to prank anyone to keep toys and child things all over their homes.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Hugoon Chavez posted:

I'm sure goons don't need to prank anyone to keep toys and child things all over their homes.

They are called action figures and I keep them on shelves in mint condition. How dare you associate me with those 7 year old barbarians!
:goonsay:

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Hugoon Chavez posted:

I'm sure goons don't need to prank anyone to keep toys and child things all over their homes.

umm they aren't toys they are collectible anime figurines you baka gaijin!!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001
Uh excuse me but my Funko Pops are collector's items not toys or action figures

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

DiggityDoink posted:

hell, you can get a DUI on a horse

I'd be pretty worried when the horse is drunk

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Is your dick an action figure? Caus ain't no one playing with that either.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'd be pretty worried when the horse is drunk

It certainly makes water polo more challenging.

Xemloth
Mar 27, 2011

Wait, what?



JoelJoel posted:

Is your dick an action figure? Caus ain't no one playing with that either.

It's never even seen the inside of a box

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

DiggityDoink posted:

hell, you can get a DUI on a horse

Can you get a DUI if you're sober but the horse is drunk?

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Dragonwagon posted:

Can you get a DUI if you're sober but the horse is drunk?

No but you might get intercepted by Robin Hood and his merry men
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4v8BVKlAfM

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Dragonwagon posted:

Can you get a DUI if you're sober but the horse is drunk?

No but you might kill your local stoic philosopher.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

luxury handset posted:

i too keep a furnished but unused young child's room upstairs and seed my living room with toys and child things for the purpose of a prank

me, paying some rando off craigslist $50 to borrow my wifi for the evening: lol owned

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

From a vintage camera page:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Just trying to be a gentleman, sheesh

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Unload your baggage on me and get jokes in response. Because all you can is go "Oh." And never talk to them again or say a joke and never talk to them again. Just looks like a red flag to me if that's the pre date prep talk.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

chitoryu12 posted:

From a vintage camera page:



Hah, I'm pretty sure I've driven past that exact shed, it's in rural Montana I think. My first thought was 'is this where I stop to get meth?'

e: Yup


https://www.google.com/maps?q=loc:47.1138889,-112.0650583

PittTheElder has a new favorite as of 23:36 on Aug 28, 2019

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
So... why does it say 'Meth' on the roof? Are they warning about a danger of death, but decided to do it in Hebrew?

I only know this language tidbit because the classic golem had a name of God 'Emeth' empowering it, but erasing the first letter changed the meaning to death, and so killed it.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

It’s a garbage visual pun(?). Stop Meth.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Obviously it's a meth stop

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

It’s a garbage visual pun(?). Stop Meth.

Actually it’s Meth Stop, your one stop shop for all your meth and meth accessory needs.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/socialistbangrs/status/1166381054770470912

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

:bisonyes:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

That Works posted:

Obviously it's a meth stop

Well it's set way back in the middle of a field
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Meth shack, baby! Meth shack!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

What the gently caress is this slideshow?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Who What Now posted:

What the gently caress is this slideshow?

its a 2002-style gif

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