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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

everything at trader joes is bomb. their smoked trout filets are my new favorite. i just pull flakes off with a fork and eat em on toast

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Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Big Bad Voodoo Lou posted:

Polar kippers are my favorite too. They're almost like fish bacon or fish jerky, they're so smoky and salty. I NEVER see King Oscar kippers around here at all, and I have checked every single grocery store.

My local grocery stores (like Kroger and Publix) have a surprisingly diverse supply of KO products. Pretty much all flavors of 'dines AND the kippers. I just want to see some mackerel, goddamnit.

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
Not a big Polar fan although they've got such great packaging. I've got a jar of those little fishies in my cabinet still but there's just so many of them and last time I couldn't even taste the fish, felt like I might as well just squirt liquid smoke directly into my mouth.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

Zoe posted:

Not a big Polar fan although they've got such great packaging. I've got a jar of those little fishies in my cabinet still but there's just so many of them and last time I couldn't even taste the fish, felt like I might as well just squirt liquid smoke directly into my mouth.

I don't like anything they make other than their kippers.

On the other hand, I don't dislike anything I've tried from Cole's or Bar Harbor. Cole's might be my #1 brand of canned fish overall, even above Bela. Those stuffed calamari, holy poo poo, you have to try them. The escabeche trout is also excellent.

I'm starting a new job soon, doing woodworking again for the first time in almost 10 years. I want to make stuff with my hands! What can I do to mitigate the smell, or is it maybe better to just not bring sardines to work? Do I just let my fish flag fly?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel

Zoe posted:

Not a big Polar fan although they've got such great packaging. I've got a jar of those little fishies in my cabinet still but there's just so many of them and last time I couldn't even taste the fish, felt like I might as well just squirt liquid smoke directly into my mouth.

wrap those fuckers in foam and post em to me

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

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Illegal Hen

Time for an early lunch. Nobody's at the studio yet so I'm eating right at my desk. Also drinking the sweet, sweet kipper juice right out of the tin.

Android Apocalypse fucked around with this message at 20:19 on Feb 13, 2019

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider

Android Apocalypse posted:


Time for an early lunch. Nobody's at the studio yet so I'm eating right at my desk. Also drinking the sweet, sweet kipper juice right out of the tin.

I just bought 10 of these from amazon for about thirty bucks


not a dad price

but definitely a rad choice

indyrenegade
Apr 5, 2018

and that man's name? ENRICO FERMI
Slowly going through my pile of dines bought from the States. Used Polar smoked kippers in a sauce of tomatoes, red onion, thai chilli and garlic on couscous with eggplant and bok choy. Feelin it tonight fellas

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf

indyrenegade posted:

Slowly going through my pile of dines bought from the States. Used Polar smoked kippers in a sauce of tomatoes, red onion, thai chilli and garlic on couscous with eggplant and bok choy. Feelin it tonight fellas

That sounds incredible, I might try that with that jar of Polar dines I have.

Meanwhile, settling in for some classic Japanese fish porn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8LTwHgGDUw Allez cuisine!

Zoe fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Feb 14, 2019

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Roki B posted:

I meant kippers but that's a very good writeup

Tiny tots are my go to

Shame on everyone who posted after this and declined to mention Crown Prince kippers, which by far outweigh brunswick and even KO i dare say

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Even my picky 5 yr old said that crown prince kippers were delicious.

Also, can confirm two fish related meal trips.
1: brunsiwck sardine filets with mustard dill sauce on sourdough are the bomb.
2: salmon covered in miso and then baked is delicious. Need to try with other fishies

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

i was at an asian grocery and saw a ton of sun-dried fish, mostly anchovies, sardines, and other small whole fish, but there were dried fillets too. are these reconstituted for use or, like, chopped up to crumbs and put in/on things?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Depends on the size but usually they're either fried as a side dish or used as soup stock.

http://recipe-888.blogspot.com/2014/11/how-to-make-thai-crisp-dried-anchovies.html

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
I have become fixated on the idea of eating salmon roe, for no other reason than it's pretty. Tomorrow I embark on my quest around town, but I'll probably wind up having to order it online.

Also, what do you put salmon roe on. Just using my standard Premium saltine seems wrong some how.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Throw it on rice!

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

Synthbuttrange posted:

Throw it on rice!

Wrap that in nori, you got shashimi baby!

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Black bread.

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Blinis if ya wanna get fancy with it.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Seconding black bread, as dark as you can get. Maybe try it with smetana and salty pickles for the full experience!

I'm working from home today and lunch time rolled around. I thought of getting greasy takeaway, reminded myself that I am a new man and better than that now, and made a quick pasta con sarde instead. Just put some spaghetti on boil and crush an almost drained can of sardines on a skillet with a crushed clove of garlic, fry them up with a little flour and when the pasta is done, just drain and dump that in and mix with olive oil and parmesan. I used lemon pesto we had lying around and threw in some sriracha for heat. Good, dadly, almost fancy and ready in 15 minutes. :3:

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
It's not possible to get salmon roe locally. A sad day. I'm looking into some places to order it now.

Also, it turns out if you smear a little cream cheese on some slices of fresh zucchini, then dump a can of hot and saucy KO's over the whole plate, it's heaven.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Zoe posted:

It's not possible to get salmon roe locally. A sad day. I'm looking into some places to order it now.

I was just looking through all the local japanese places but it's not all that common here.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

it’s called “ikura” in japanese if that helps. look for “tobiko” while you’re at it; it’s flying fish roe. similar flavor but much smaller (~1mm vs 1cm) so the texture’s different.

e: even if it isn’t listed, they might still have it. and any japanese restaurant that has a line on fish should be able to order roe, the only question is if they can order a small enough amount for it to be worth it to you and them. call and ask.

Cactus Ghost fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Feb 21, 2019

Roki B
Jul 25, 2004


Medical Industrial Complex


Biscuit Hider

Tnuctip posted:

Shame on everyone who posted after this and declined to mention Crown Prince kippers, which by far outweigh brunswick and even KO i dare say

WHAT

naem
May 29, 2011

Zoe
Jan 19, 2007
Hair Elf
^ took a REALLY long time to load, but, :perfect:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Today is a good day to 'dine. :madmax:

naem
May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/ChoB1yE.mp4

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer

:same:

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Roe guy should make Limpa bread. Or hell go to ikea get some knackebrod. Sweden, is what I'm saying.

Brolander fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Feb 25, 2019

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
Anyone here got experience with making fried fish cakes with 'dines? I'm making something experimental this weekend, and sardine fish cakes are a part of it. Also, which onion works best for fisherman's eggs?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

So my wife and I are students and a couple times in the past year we’ve had to go to the food bank. They gave us sardines in a tin both times, one in water and one salted in oil. They sat in our cupboard for a while and then the other day we decided to try em out. We sliced up some sourdough, tomatoes and some cilantro, and tried them plain and topped with the different toppings. My wife and I are big fans of seafood, or really just all kinds of cuisines, so we’re not put off by weird or gross poo poo. But the sardines were just... disappointing? It’s just a fish I guess. I don’t know what I was expecting, but sardines and anchovies and stuff have this reputation of being gross or at least an acquired taste and I just found them to be bland. Like I would eat them but I guess I was hoping that it would be a pungent smell or strong flavour/weird texture. Kinda like Limburger vs cheddar or something. I like potent cheeses and cured meats so yeah, sardines was a let down.

Anchovies any different? Should I seek them out or will it be a similar disappointment? And kippers I guess since this thread is going off about them

e: am a dad and my daughters thought they were gross

hot cocoa on the couch fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Mar 14, 2019

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Chovies will be way stronger. It's not common to eat them right out of the tin, they are nice on small bits of toast with like a lemon juice and parsley sauce thing. You may need to rinse them first though as they will be very salty. If you are eating them on bread or crackers try and get some beefier chovies. If you are putting them on pizza or using them in a pasta sauce it doesn't matter as much.

My recommendation for chovies is to make a nice pasta putanesca. You can also adapt that sauce for use on a pizza.

https://www.davidlebovitz.com/pasta-puttanesca-recipe/

Weltlich
Feb 13, 2006
Grimey Drawer
The market had smelt for $5 a pound yesterday, so tonight I'm frying up a mess of low-effort fish sticks. A little cajun seasoning and flour dredge and they're crispy as gently caress.

Doc Walrus posted:

Anyone here got experience with making fried fish cakes with 'dines? I'm making something experimental this weekend, and sardine fish cakes are a part of it. Also, which onion works best for fisherman's eggs?

You certainly can make fish cakes with dines - they'll end up being like mackerel cakes in taste, vs salmon cakes if you're already on the fish cake bandwagon. I like to use the ones in mustard or hot sauce because they're already pre-seasoned. I like to add dill to them.

That said, I normally use a can of jack mackerel if I'm doing poor-folks fish cakes. It's $1.50 for the can and there's as much in it as about six cans of sardines.

As for onion choices. I know people like how red/purple onions look, but I prefer vadalia onions for flavor.


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

So my wife and I are students and a couple times in the past year we’ve had to go to the food bank. They gave us sardines in a tin both times, one in water and one salted in oil. They sat in our cupboard for a while and then the other day we decided to try em out. We sliced up some sourdough, tomatoes and some cilantro, and tried them plain and topped with the different toppings. My wife and I are big fans of seafood, or really just all kinds of cuisines, so we’re not put off by weird or gross poo poo. But the sardines were just... disappointing? It’s just a fish I guess. I don’t know what I was expecting, but sardines and anchovies and stuff have this reputation of being gross or at least an acquired taste and I just found them to be bland. Like I would eat them but I guess I was hoping that it would be a pungent smell or strong flavour/weird texture. Kinda like Limburger vs cheddar or something. I like potent cheeses and cured meats so yeah, sardines was a let down.

Anchovies any different? Should I seek them out or will it be a similar disappointment? And kippers I guess since this thread is going off about them

e: am a dad and my daughters thought they were gross

Kippers are going to be more like little fish steaks in various seasoned marinades. I'm partial to ones with pepper, and they do well with a dash of worcestershire sauce on them.

Chances are that you just got some sub-quality 'dines though. Not all cheap 'dines are bad, but nearly all bad 'dines are cheap. What brand were they? If you want ones that are good on a budget, my go to recommendation is Season brand.

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
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Yeah, Season brand dines are really good. But if you want similar fishies for less money, try Brunswick's "Gourmet Fillets" in olive oil. They are skinless and boneless (boo!) but are quickly becoming my go to at around 2 for $3 while Season are about 2.65/can. The olive oil in the Brunswick tins is much lighter than KO and Season but I usually rinse the olive oil off anyway.

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost
Cross-posting my 'dines from Cooking With C-SPAM, which is doing a UK-themed cooking challenge right now until May 1st!

Doc Walrus posted:

BREXIT CHALLEGE CONTEST ENTRY: FISHERMAN'S MARINATED SCOTCH EGGS
Did you know there's sake distilleries in the UK? They love Soy sauce there too, and grow their own soybeans for it.
What does that mean? It means UK has everything it needs to make Ajitama-- soft-boiled eggs marinated in cooking sake (mirin), soy sauce, sugar and water overnight.
This gives them a nice brown color on the outside (I suck at marinating so there's white spots) and a beautiful dark golden yolk. See them over there in the corner?

We're going to mash those tinned sardines together with half a white onion, some breadcrumbs and a beaten egg for structural integrity, plus some mayo, Dijon, and parsley.
Add salt and pepper to taste, of course, and remember that I said mash. Mash the hell out of it.

Now that's a mash! Next, we're carefully coating the Ajitama in the sardine mix. Heat up some oil in a small pot and lay out your flour, egg wash, and bread crumbs.

Fry your giant egg balls one at a time. The second one isn't for Doc Walrus' girlfriend, who hates both the idea and reality of eating sardines,
so we'll consider that the spare in case I gently caress this next part up.

Cook it for about 2 and a half minutes on each side to make sure it'll hold together when you cut it into two nice looking halves. Be prepared to get really angry if it falls apart.

Turns out nothing hosed up! Look at those nice shiny yolks! Enjoy your fishy, savory scotch eggs.

Feel free to join the contest! The rules for this challenge are:

twoday posted:

The three rules I propose for the Brexit challenge are

- a single dish
- ingredients which are produced in the UK (if it's questionable please prove it is being manufactured in the UK with a link)
- at least one ingredient must come from a can/tin

Made before may 1st

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.
That uh, looks amazing. How did it taste? Would you consider using less mash around your egg for extra crispiness?

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Look Sir Droids posted:

That uh, looks amazing. How did it taste? Would you consider using less mash around your egg for extra crispiness?

Less mash would have been better texture-wise, but yes it was very good. Soy sauce, Dijon, and Parsley is a great combo and the marinated egg + the seasoned 'dine mix worked very well with each other.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Doc Walrus posted:

Soy sauce, Dijon, and Parsley is a great combo

About what proportions did you end up with?

Doc Walrus
Jan 2, 2014




Cryin' Chris is a WASTE.
Nap Ghost

Schwarzwald posted:

About what proportions did you end up with?

Soy sauce was about 1/2 cup in the marinade for 3 eggs, Dijon was about a tablespoon and a half, Parsley was about 2 teaspoons. It could have used a little bit more of all 3 ingredients-- The scotch eggs turned out a bit mild, but I didn't want to overdo it.

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

So my wife and I are students and a couple times in the past year we’ve had to go to the food bank. They gave us sardines in a tin both times, one in water and one salted in oil. They sat in our cupboard for a while and then the other day we decided to try em out. We sliced up some sourdough, tomatoes and some cilantro, and tried them plain and topped with the different toppings. My wife and I are big fans of seafood, or really just all kinds of cuisines, so we’re not put off by weird or gross poo poo. But the sardines were just... disappointing? It’s just a fish I guess. I don’t know what I was expecting, but sardines and anchovies and stuff have this reputation of being gross or at least an acquired taste and I just found them to be bland. Like I would eat them but I guess I was hoping that it would be a pungent smell or strong flavour/weird texture. Kinda like Limburger vs cheddar or something. I like potent cheeses and cured meats so yeah, sardines was a let down.

Anchovies any different? Should I seek them out or will it be a similar disappointment? And kippers I guess since this thread is going off about them

e: am a dad and my daughters thought they were gross

Weltlich posted:


Chances are that you just got some sub-quality 'dines though. Not all cheap 'dines are bad, but nearly all bad 'dines are cheap. What brand were they? If you want ones that are good on a budget, my go to recommendation is Season brand.

And I've never had a dine stored in water that I liked. There's a huge variation in quality and when dines are bad, they're loving bad. My first sardine was Bumble Bee brand stored in water because it was cheap and I wanted to try it before I put the money down. It almost put me off of sardines forever, it was that bad. I bought 3 cans and threw the other 2 away. Brand matters a lot.

Personally, I only like the little fishies that are more tender and don't have giant crunchy spines in them. I'm definitely a lot more particular about my dines than the rest of this thread. At this point I practically exclusively buy KO. Whenever I try something new and I find 3 large fish instead of 20 tiny ones my heart sinks.

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