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# ? Sep 12, 2020 23:28 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 15:00 |
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I better not have to share my delicious pizza with the 4 survivors. Like, please brohams, isn't it enough that I saved your life, now you want to take my pineapple pie?
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 23:30 |
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Pull the lever and the pineapple pizza will entice the people on the tracks so much that they will break free.
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# ? Sep 12, 2020 23:44 |
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I'm fine with pineapple on a "Hawaiian pizza," meaning Canadian bacon and pineapple, but that's it. I've seen people have it put on pepperoni and black olive pizzas and that is just a crime against God.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 00:31 |
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I see instead of putting the train on either track, the thread has chosen the third option of a total derail
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 00:53 |
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Black olives are a crime against nature
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 00:56 |
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The horrible shite salty black olives you get jarred and pre-sliced are a crime against actually good and delicious fresh black olives, like the ones my girlfriend's mum sends us in care packages every few months from their home town in the best olive producing region of Turkey
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 01:04 |
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Any time you could put pineapple on pizza you should put regular apple on there instead.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 01:08 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Black olives are a crime against nature just ordered pizza tonight and all I got was black olives because I recently stopped eating meat. yeah they suck alone, but are great in pasta and on pizza. LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 02:05 on Sep 13, 2020 |
# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:03 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm fine with pineapple on a "Hawaiian pizza," meaning Canadian bacon and pineapple, but that's it. I've seen people have it put on pepperoni and black olive pizzas and that is just a crime against God. How about Hawaiian Pizza with black olives on it? I might not be the best barometer of black olives, because I will literally eat them by themselves, sometimes I keep a can of Jumbos in my fridge and snack on them
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:09 |
LifeSunDeath posted:
kalamata appreciation station. my fake meat holy grail is fake pepperoni that does the thing where it curls up into a little grease cup. food scientists do your thing. flesh melon.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:20 |
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uber_stoat posted:kalamata appreciation station. my fake meat holy grail is fake pepperoni that does the thing where it curls up into a little grease cup. food scientists do your thing. Fake bacon and by extension turkey bacon, do curl up, but are god awful.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:24 |
LifeSunDeath posted:Fake bacon and by extension turkey bacon, do curl up, but are god awful. i bought some fake bacon the other day and by god the state of the art has some work cut out for it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:29 |
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no fake meat can do connective tissue fat is a connective tissue ergo, veg bacon is a travesty
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:38 |
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:42 |
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Once I bought a frozen stir fry noodle dish, and it had black olives in it. I don't really like black olives but I figured I could pick them out without too much difficulty. Turns out the entire thing tasted of nothing but black olives. The noodles, the vegetables, the loving shrimp tasted like black olives. At the time I had pet rats, and they were out and running around, and one of them came to investigate my abandoned plate. She picked up some broccoli, tasted it, and immediately dropped it and started wiping her mouth vigorously. Black olives are too gross for vermin.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 02:54 |
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Hate to say it, but this is probably loving delicious
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 03:03 |
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I got the "pepper x" version of the last dab hot sauce from "hot ones" recently and put an obscene amount on my chicken and I feel assaulted. I didn't know the roof of your mouth could swell up that much. also having a lot of stomach spasms tasted pretty good though.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 03:11 |
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Olives are basically pickles.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 03:18 |
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I actually really enjoy this image, it gives me a weird kind of nostalgia wave for some reason.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 04:14 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:I actually really enjoy this image, it gives me a weird kind of nostalgia wave for some reason. These are very beautiful, blessed
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 05:10 |
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RoboRodent posted:Once I bought a frozen stir fry noodle dish, and it had black olives in it. I don't really like black olives but I figured I could pick them out without too much difficulty. Turns out the entire thing tasted of nothing but black olives. The noodles, the vegetables, the loving shrimp tasted like black olives. Firstly olives don't belong in stir-fry. What country does this? What kind of man would do this? Your country is cursed. A plague upon your houses. It is more common to find stirfry rat than stirfry olives. Secondly, leave your olives and give them all to me (except those tasteless presliced ones you get at sandwich places). Bring me your olives, your capers, your huddled saurkraut yearning to be free
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 08:22 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:I actually really enjoy this image, it gives me a weird kind of nostalgia wave for some reason. Skittles really are best when fresh from the plant.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 09:36 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:I actually really enjoy this image, it gives me a weird kind of nostalgia wave for some reason. The seeds for these are really easy to get if you live in the US. Rare seeds or Baker creek heirloom seeds has a lot of rare corn cultivars. I managed to get some over for my sister to grow and pilfered a few of each because Australian customs recently blocked import on them among a few things
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 10:50 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I'm fine with pineapple on a "Hawaiian pizza," meaning Canadian bacon and pineapple, but that's it. I've seen people have it put on pepperoni and black olive pizzas and that is just a crime against God. Pineapple Sausage and Jalapeño
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 14:26 |
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A Perfect Twist posted:Firstly olives don't belong in stir-fry. What country does this? What kind of man would do this? Your country is cursed. A plague upon your houses. It is more common to find stirfry rat than stirfry olives. I'm not sure how sliced olives are tasteless to you. I have trouble eating something that's been in the same room as those olives they're so vile.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 15:52 |
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rodbeard posted:I'm not sure how sliced olives are tasteless to you. I have trouble eating something that's been in the same room as those olives they're so vile. Same except they're delicious and if I have to eat at Subway, half of my sub by weight will be black olives
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 16:47 |
https://twitter.com/grippingfood/status/1305020637430374401?s=21
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 17:35 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:Birthday celebrations today, made sandwich cakes
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 18:20 |
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Black olives are usually bad green olives dyed black. Kalamata olives from Greece are the real deal.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 19:01 |
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I'm the spoon.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 20:44 |
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Lol if you haven’t sadly eaten pasta with a spoon at least once
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 20:52 |
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maybe its a fork with a 90 degree left angle at the end hear me out here,
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 20:59 |
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TheAardvark posted:maybe its a fork with a 90 degree left angle at the end The "flork" or "flanking spork" is recognized not only as one of the least useful items in design history, but also one of the most poorly-named. It is sold mainly as a prank to stoke rage in ones's guests.
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:15 |
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Fartington Butts posted:
Never thought I'd see a pasta dish that could best be described as being "cum-glazed".
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:30 |
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Woke Pob posted:Never thought I'd see a pasta dish that could best be described as being "cum-glazed". Chef boy ar deez nuts jizzin' all over your pasta. That's my actual passphrase. e, content: https://twitter.com/Fenntanyl/status/1304551664440029184?s=20 LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 23:12 on Sep 13, 2020 |
# ? Sep 13, 2020 21:36 |
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Absolutely would probably eat that entire shrimp and salmon one and die happy
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# ? Sep 13, 2020 23:32 |
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Chin Strap posted:Pineapple Sausage and Jalapeño Pineapple is very sweet and needs something to balance it. Jalapeños and a salty, savory sausage will do so splendidly. Add a condiment with some vinegar in it and a mustard with some bitterness to it, and you've got all the flavors in one package.
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 01:33 |
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 02:18 |
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That looks like a dare. Or a prank.
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# ? Sep 14, 2020 02:23 |