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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Woah. Trump is dead? I would like to take credit for this.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Xaris posted:

gently caress the weekend is over and it's nearly monday

work sucks

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Only 47 days until eleven months until thirty six hours until the election

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

i love it

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

DiggityDoink posted:

paint me like one of your french girls

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



lorn Wayne posted:

hey my car has been broken into 4 times.

yes i parked it in the same location why do u ask, no clearly the best option here is to move the entire company

the correct solution is to pay 2 people minimum wage to sit in his sweltering car (4 hour shifts each so you don't need to give any additional benefits)

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

im wearin my hoodie

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

not an endorsement posted:

the correct solution is to pay 2 people minimum wage to sit in his sweltering car (4 hour shifts each so you don't need to give any additional benefits)

actually the solution is just take a helicopter into the office everyday. bing bong simple

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

not an endorsement posted:

the correct solution is to pay 2 people minimum wage to sit in his sweltering car (4 hour shifts each so you don't need to give any additional benefits)

nah just make it an unpaid internship, cut all those 'employee rights' malarkey out

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



wow i cant believe the prez is dead

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Xaris posted:

gently caress the weekend is over and it's nearly monday

work sucks

Get yourself a job where you work on the weekend so that the weekend becomes meaningless.

Bing.

Bong.

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



they're probably not stealing the radio out of a tesla so wtf is this techlord leaving on the seat of his car?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

wtf

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



lorn Wayne posted:

nah just make it an unpaid internship, cut all those 'employee rights' malarkey out

"you get your own office!"

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Turdfuzz posted:

Get yourself a job where you work on the weekend so that the weekend becomes meaningless.

Bing.

Bong.

jokes on you my weekends suck too

im 69 steps ahead as usual

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Lol imagine creating such a wildly successful company that the name becomes a verb and you swiftly eliminate the taxi industry, only to focus all your efforts on helicopters

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



ChristsDickWorship posted:

they're probably not stealing the radio out of a tesla so wtf is this techlord leaving on the seat of his car?

a dog (gets a new one each robbery)

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


bat houses and that gap between the ac and the wall

much similar!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Xaris posted:

gently caress the weekend is over and it's nearly monday

work sucks

gleh trans

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ok

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


ChristsDickWorship posted:

they're probably not stealing the radio out of a tesla so wtf is this techlord leaving on the seat of his car?

Stealing? It’s probably just one of a few hundred disgruntled employees that wanted benefits instead of an ice cream bar and the opportunity to enter the ground floor of a crypto scheme.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

ChristsDickWorship posted:

they're probably not stealing the radio out of a tesla so wtf is this techlord leaving on the seat of his car?

nothing beyond the stench of being a techlord, thus open season for all the crimes (on both sides, many sides)

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



deathbysnusnu posted:

Stealing? It’s probably just one of a few hundred disgruntled employees that wanted benefits instead of an ice cream bar and the opportunity to enter the ground floor of a crypto scheme.

imagine a fun lunchtime outing where you and the fellow employees on your floor make a quick detour to the parking lot to bash your swine boss' windows open

a blast for all!

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

not an endorsement posted:

imagine a fun lunchtime outing where you and the fellow employees on your floor make a quick detour to the parking lot to bash your swine boss' windows open

a blast for all!

would you rather not spend a refreshing afternoon in the company ballpit

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



PISS

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Taking bats out of the batbox and putting them into a box natch

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/eponawest/status/1196133539906904067

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

lorn Wayne posted:

would you rather not spend a refreshing afternoon in the company ballpit

i think all the ballpits n slides have gone away from all companies as of like 2015

2 expensive

the new thing is leasing out old industrial steel/brick warehouses and adding edison bulbs so u can have performative brokeness pretending to Do Labor as a 1920s steel worker in a drafty warehouse

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeklDFFg6p8

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Feldegast42 posted:

Rip Donald J Trump, first of his name, king of the vandals and of the first men, father of dragons

https://twitter.com/mistermegative/status/1196132849528770560

lmao

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Turdfuzz posted:

Woah. Trump is dead? I would like to take credit for this.

thank you, brave soldier

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Duscat posted:

the best timeline is where trump dies but then they actually run an actual body double and he wins the election despite everyone going like you know that's not him right

They told the body doubles: "Good news, Trump survived the blood clot. Bad news, he lost a leg"

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



would you rather
a) take a piss in the company ballpit
or;
b) take a poo poo in the companmy ballpit

(you must choose ONLY ONE)

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

not an endorsement posted:

would you rather
a) take a piss in the company ballpit
or;
b) take a poo poo in the companmy ballpit

(you must choose ONLY ONE)

am i wearing clothes while doing it? are there other people around?

is my boss around?

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

I've been in the woods what happened why do ppl think teyupm ded??

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Zyla posted:

am i wearing clothes while doing it? are there other people around?

is my boss around?

1) you may sneakily pull down your pants while hidden by the balls
2) yes
3) maybe

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

alnilam posted:

I've been in the woods what happened why do ppl think teyupm ded??

someone posted that he ied

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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010

alnilam posted:

I've been in the woods what happened why do ppl think teyupm ded??

fuk u

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