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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Told Two Times posted:

You must be a millennial. Your lack of cognitive reasoning and inability to critically think or process hyperbole or faceciousness is showing. Umm sorry about being a garbage human being undeserving of existing in an already overpopulated world I guess?

laying it on thick again i see

don't use a hammer where a scalpel will work just fine

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

RolandTower posted:

Sorry we're gonna have the first lich president kept alive by eldrich spells cast by financial industry wizards because y'all had to chose a clown instead of any of the like 13 actual human beings available to you during the primary :(

jeb is a mess

Top City Homo fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Oct 16, 2016

Seashell Salesman
Aug 4, 2005

Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!
So all the slavery/rape conspiracy theories are at least more realistic than reptilians but is there compelling evidence for them? I see this stuff about Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton from time to time online but never a reliable source saying they have evidence.

RolandTower
Nov 19, 2003

Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina
Bleak Gremlin
I already early voted for Hildawg, I'm not endorsing any of the other people who ran just saying that literally all of them except for Cruz would have been acknowledged as human beings by more than 40% of the American public and therefore would probably have been leading in the polls.

RolandTower
Nov 19, 2003

Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina
Bleak Gremlin

VR Native American posted:

Polls showed Sanders winning in states he ultimately lost.

It is almost like statistics is a science of stochastic probabilities rather than deterministic certainties

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RolandTower posted:

Sorry we're gonna have the first lich president kept alive by eldrich spells cast by financial industry wizards because y'all had to chose a clown instead of any of the like 13 actual human beings available to you during the primary :(

maybe if the rest of the cold leftovers from last week's turd buffet actually came up with some policy distinctions instead of seeing who could shout the loudest, maybe voters would have gone for somebody other than the triumph of style-over-substance politicking.






...in honestly, i honestly don't know who i was trying to kid on that one. :(

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
jeb is a waste

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

RolandTower posted:

It is almost like statistics is a science of stochastic probabilities rather than deterministic certainties

Thank. You.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Top City Homo posted:

laying it on thick again i see

don't use a hammer where a scalpel will work just fine

Actually I just use a gun every time. I don't start with a stick and work up to a knife and then a gun. I just shoot first

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Quick Draw McGraw posted:

Actually I just use a gun every time. I don't start with a stick and work up to a knife and then a gun. I just shoot first

Excellent post name vombo

Bravo

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Ol' Triple-T here diarrhea making GBS threads all over himself itt is p. funny cus it's perfectly reasonable to say "Hillary Clinton's involvement in a toxic and shady elite outweighs the possible ills of a Cheeto Clown presidency" without being a belligerent dickhole but oh well

KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Oct 17, 2016

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
its factually and patently false so u gotta be a dick about it

cheeto mussolini is bad for our sham democracy and we need to be in a holding pattern until

i don't even know at this point

christ


the horror the absolute horror

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

if you have watched the two debates and still think trump is better than hillary you are straight up stupid as a truck full of boxes of rocks

clinton is garbage but come the gently caress on trump can't even string together a cogent sentence

I mean look at this

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and
engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very
smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if
you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if
I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest
people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative
Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start
off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did
this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all
the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the
nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so
easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful;
my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that
was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen
and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's
going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s
four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in
the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't,
they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men,
so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the
Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so,
and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

its like saying sarah palin should be president

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
Donal Trump did an audacious thing??!? BLUHHHH!! *explodes*

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Blue Train posted:

if you have watched the two debates and still think trump is better than hillary you are straight up stupid as a truck full of boxes of rocks

clinton is garbage but come the gently caress on trump can't even string together a cogent sentence

I mean look at this

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and
engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very
smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if
you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if
I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest
people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative
Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start
off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did
this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all
the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the
nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so
easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful;
my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that
was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen
and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's
going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s
four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in
the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't,
they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men,
so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the
Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so,
and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

Second debate was the best though.

Trump: *Word Salad for Two Minutes*
Moderator: "Mr. Trump, your two minutes is up. Let me repeat the question..."
Trump: *Two more minutes of word salad.*
...
[Hilldawg goes over her time limit by thirty seconds]
Trump: "Ugh, you're just letting her talk and talk! Three against one, that's what this is!"

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Whenever I write her name, I type it in all caps as
HILLARY CUNTON
And the left side of the "u" as if it were an "L"

But it says oval office

I'm
Evil 😆

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
New Pepe

https://thenib.com/pepe-the-frog-to-sleep-perchance-to-meme

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012


yes

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
whens the next big scandal coming out the debate's only 2 days from now the media's gotta pick up the pace here

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/GoAngelo/status/788182679220912129

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Oh poo poo. Where was his right hand?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Frankenstyle posted:

Oh poo poo. Where was his right hand?

The sad thing is you know exactly where his hand was.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Frankenstyle posted:

Oh poo poo. Where was his right hand?

:golfclap:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Donald Trump is going to be a great president.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

reallivedinosaur posted:

Donald Trump is going to be a great president.

For me to poop on!

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Top City Homo posted:

laying it on thick again i see

don't use a hammer where a scalpel will work just fine

Top city homo you are my favorite poster on here.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

Blue Train posted:

if you have watched the two debates and still think trump is better than hillary you are straight up stupid as a truck full of boxes of rocks

clinton is garbage but come the gently caress on trump can't even string together a cogent sentence

I mean look at this

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and
engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very
smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if
you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if
I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest
people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you're a conservative
Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start
off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did
this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all
the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the
nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so
easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful;
my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that
was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen
and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what's
going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s
four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in
the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't,
they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men,
so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the
Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so,
and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

But Hillary is the devil. Case closed.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

reallivedinosaur posted:

Donald Trump is going to be a great president.

He's not gonna be any kind of president

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

The only way I can see this whole Trump poo poo show having any sort of shred of positive impact is if it enables Danny Devito to run in character as Frank Reynolds for the 2020 election. Because, you know, that would only be a hair more ridiculous than this bucket of oozing fuckery that is the 2016 election.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Told Two Times posted:

Top city homo you are my favorite poster on here.

:corrupt:

remember billy bush is just so hot that you gotta talk to him braggodaciously?

that's trump's defense too :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96esIUaFqmU

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oh look I'm not a racist because I dressed up buckwheat from the little rascals in a pedophile zulily outfit. Hitler kissed babies. :hitler:

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh look I'm not a racist because I dressed up buckwheat from the little rascals in a pedophile zulily outfit. Hitler kissed babies. :hitler:

I dunno, I think you are racist for calling that kid buckwheat just because she is black.

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh look I'm not a racist because I dressed up buckwheat from the little rascals in a pedophile zulily outfit. Hitler kissed babies. :hitler:

You should see a doctor for that.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

reallivedinosaur posted:

Donald Trump is going to be a great president.

Donald Trump is going to lose then fall off the radar until his next publicity stunt, which will be him dying of a heart attack while balls-deep in an underage girl. They'll search one of penthouse apartments and find a stash of drugs and photos of him and a bunch of billionaires eiffel-towering minors.

The billionaires won't be named or charged with anything and everybody will forget about it a month later. :shrug:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
law doesnt apply to you if your bank account is very large

its pretty sweet actually

I just murdered this guy to know what it'd feel like (expected more? a little let down tbh) and had my security officers dump his body

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Oct 19, 2016

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Guy Goodbody posted:

He's not gonna be any kind of president

gonna be president of TRUMP Networks the newest cable access network

Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe

King Vidiot posted:

Donald Trump is going to lose then fall off the radar until his next publicity stunt, which will be him dying of a heart attack while balls-deep in an underage girl. They'll search one of penthouse apartments and find a stash of drugs and photos of him and a bunch of billionaires eiffel-towering minors.

The billionaires won't be named or charged with anything and everybody will forget about it a month later. :shrug:

Yeah you can post real life pedophile rings on the internet with information and names of people involved. Nobody gives a gently caress. Humanity is disgusting.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Post every pedophile you know, i will gather up my mob of vigilantes

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Told Two Times
Feb 13, 2014

by Smythe
Snooze cruise

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