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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Keeping posting and friends will come.

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I find David Spade somewhat attractive.

*barf* Liz Lemon how could you?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

CannonFodder posted:

*barf* Liz Lemon how could you?

Love is weird, and sometimes gross.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Frisky Dingo Season Three won't happen

We got Archer instead. Danger zone!!!!!!

Mad Lupine
Feb 18, 2011

all the things you said
running through my head
"I'm Painful Dart Bomb. I'm sorry."

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Gentlemen, my pee is pink. Thoughts?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

turn left hillary!! noo posted:

Gentlemen, my pee is pink. Thoughts?

truly i am glad of it

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Unplanned liquid bowel movement, during wedding.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

JediTalentAgent posted:

Unplanned liquid bowel movement, during wedding.

Sharted! a film by Adam Sandler

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

The White Dragon posted:

Sharted! a film by Adam Sandler

Taglines:

"Black tie affair, brown pants disaster"
"Speak now, or forever hold your fece."
"It's time to catch the bouquet..."

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Screaming Idiot posted:

We got Archer instead. Danger zone!!!!!!

“Phrasing” I say, in real life

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Help is not coming, you're alone.

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
From another thread:

Obsidianheart posted:

Search keeps timing out for me.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Trash compactor monster is now jedi, canon.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

504 posted:

Trash compactor monster is now jedi, canon.

That’s seven words you STUPID rear end!!

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Aesop Poprock posted:

That’s seven words you STUPID rear end!!

Go easy, he was home schooled.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Shameful use of too many words.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

JediTalentAgent posted:

Shameful use of too many words.

You’d never canonize the compactor monster :unsmith:

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Wasted my life on Star Wars.

When everyone's a geek, none are.

Conservativism: The new punk. It's true.

None of these collectibles retained value.

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Aug 12, 2018

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Fandom now belongs to the corporations.

All your favorite Internet celebs? Scum.

We cancelled Terminator to save Dollhouse.

Dumbledore's death more significant than Optimus'.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Aesop Poprock posted:

That’s seven words you STUPID rear end!!


Hell Stink posted:

Go easy, he was home schooled.

Im home schooled, and work from home.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

504 posted:

Im home schooled, and work from home.

Yikes. Do you wash your balls?

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

The caged child cries for mother.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Brown Moses posted:

The caged child cries for mother.

When did you get unmodded man?

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Aesop Poprock posted:

When did you get unmodded man?

No idea, which probably explains why I was unmodded.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
They're gonna keep making Marvel movies.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I accidentally flirted, now he's interested.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I was born. Bleakness is everywhere.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Fleta Mcgurn flirted! yay! shes keen!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
504 discovers my nonfunctioning Barbie snatch.

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
They made a slender Man movie

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

504 discovers my nonfunctioning Barbie snatch.


Doesn’t matter, came before pants off.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

504 posted:

Doesn’t matter, came before pants off.

We're both happy; that's what's sad.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
OKCupid invite for sex. Got robbed.

No mouth, but I must scream.

Sued by Harlan Ellison, claimed plagiarism.

JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 19:11 on Aug 12, 2018

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I am noted YouTuber Logan Paul

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Steve Jobs never used Apple products.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
My bullet missed Youtuber Logan Paul

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Welcome to Half in the Bag

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Love is weird, and sometimes gross.

Can I subscribe to your newsletter?

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

JediTalentAgent posted:

Steve Jobs never used Apple products.
Even Bill Gates had a Mac.

http://www.neowin.net/images/uploaded/billgates1980s.jpg

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