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Delthalaz posted:1000% this. Aliens are fake bullshit don't delude yourself people. a bunch of thermal artifact pixels won't change anything Funny... That's exactly what an alien would say to throw us off the trail... Curious...
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May 21, 2021 20:30
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aliens DEFINITELY aren't real and you definitely SHOULD NOT want to have sex with them, they hate that a lot
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May 21, 2021 20:32
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Hirsute posted:aliens DEFINITELY aren't real and you definitely SHOULD NOT want to have sex with them, they hate that a lot this is the only alien i believe in 
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May 21, 2021 20:51
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go on an git dat lillith
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May 21, 2021 20:57
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I wanna bang hot alien babes like this *graphic and weird horny post*
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May 21, 2021 21:03
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Riot Bimbo posted:I wanna bang hot alien babes like this *graphic and weird horny post* 
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May 21, 2021 21:07
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Dear aliens: please give me Space Bottom Surgery. Gimmie that spussy (space pusssy)
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May 21, 2021 21:07
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The Saucer Hovers posted:go on an git dat lillith Riot Bimbo posted:I wanna bang hot alien babes like this *graphic and weird horny post* Where my Tony Boas bois at
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May 21, 2021 21:08
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tokin opposition posted:Dear aliens: please give me Space Bottom Surgery. Gimmie that spussy (space pusssy) Hell yeah. Axlotl grown alien pussy sign me up
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May 21, 2021 21:14
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lol "tony" boas
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May 21, 2021 21:29
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yn8vzixCiw
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May 21, 2021 21:31
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based space base
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May 21, 2021 21:34
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you: a short, glowing, sexually simmering space princess tasked with calming my seed me: some simp farmer who got too excited and puked off my first hit of space gasses
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May 21, 2021 21:34
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The Saucer Hovers posted:lol "tony" boas Big Tony from Frisco
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May 21, 2021 21:38
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now loving harry reid has an oped in NYT about all this. i do not understand the press push
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May 21, 2021 21:40
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mastershakeman posted:now loving harry reid has an oped in NYT about all this. i do not understand the press push nobody does, that's why it's so interesting. the best anyone can manage is "Do you believe the government even thought they LIE!?" which is, you know, obviously true but no one can answer why. And there has to be a why, because this isn't some half-assed poo poo, this is a major, large push. Simplest answer to me is just that they think these things are real but don't know what they are, and that worries them. So the government is pushing this to try and get more reports and support for figuring out what's buzzing carriers.
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May 21, 2021 21:48
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OK baizuo posted:My favorite conspiracy theory is the one where the feds or the illuminati or whatever have a cross-country network of deep tunnels created by nuclear tunnel boring machines because it's at least plausible It was started by a guy called Phil Schneider, a militia loving engineer who claimed that he killed two grey aliens (he kinda murdered them ngl) while working on one of those bunkers, which caused a firefight between the Secret Service and the aliens. here is his cool and true story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abi11RCBKLQ&t=1161s
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May 21, 2021 21:49
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:It was started by a guy called Phil Schneider, a militia loving engineer who claimed that he killed two grey aliens (he kinda murdered them ngl) while working on one of those bunkers, which caused a firefight between the Secret Service and the aliens. this video is pure distilled zeitgeist its one of my favorites his written materials are like old school pulp exemplars for what its worth NORAD is like...old and moldy and leaks and everyone who works there hates it. i would not be surprised at all by NORAD++ in better tunnels. or maybe hollow earth is the real ticket and they just walked on down there from one of the poles and got to work. 
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May 21, 2021 21:55
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Carl Von Awesomwitz posted:It was started by a guy called Phil Schneider, a militia loving engineer who claimed that he killed two grey aliens (he kinda murdered them ngl) while working on one of those bunkers, which caused a firefight between the Secret Service and the aliens. sheesh, I was familiar with the story but I didn't know he commited suicide* a little while after he started doing those presentations *disputed by his ex-wife https://web.archive.org/web/20060506015406/http://www.apfn.org/apfn/ex_wifephil.htm
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May 21, 2021 23:05
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I just don't buy that they're aliens. With the obscene wealth concentration that exists my bet is they're a project by some kind of alliance of billionaires and intelligence that exists outside of government at large, but adjacent to military black projects (that we know get a blank check of unaccountable money every single year as a normal part of defense spending). An illuminati  , if you will. And they get to keep all the best poo poo for themselves because why not? They own this fuckin place.These machines probably involve some new technological paradigm that they guard jealously, but would make sense in hindsight if released to the public like if you showed a modern jet to someone in the 19th century. Fantastical to them in their time, but relatively simple and easy to understand for us. Maybe this slow-motion "disclosure" is because a foreign government or NGO made a breakthrough in this area independently and the ruling class in the west is trying to get ahead of the narrative to assure domestic audiences that they're still in control. Or maybe it's all a big dumb op and there's no new technology at all. That seems equally likely. Whatever it is, I doubt it will lead to anything good.
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May 21, 2021 23:08
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Top Gun Reference posted:I just don't buy that they're aliens. With the obscene wealth concentration that exists my bet is they're a project by some kind of alliance of billionaires and intelligence that exists outside of government at large, but adjacent to military black projects (that we know get a blank check of unaccountable money every single year as a normal part of defense spending). if its new human tech then how did ancient aliens have it?
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May 21, 2021 23:31
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noooope
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May 21, 2021 23:57
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mastershakeman posted:now loving harry reid has an oped in NYT about all this. i do not understand the press push everyone in the government is ancient and senile. that should tell you something.
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May 22, 2021 00:04
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I just miss him so loving much
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May 22, 2021 00:09
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Gordon Cooper and Edgar Mitchell knew what was up. there's a reason we don't send people to the moon anymore
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May 22, 2021 00:17
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Looks like they are trying to let out only parts of the information and not all of it. What they can (and now have) let out (Disclosed): UFOs are real Their technology is far beyond ours We don't know where they come from We are powerless to stop them What they may let out: Aliens are here There are different types of aliens Some look like us; others look frightening to us We are powerless to stop them What they will never let out: Abductions are real Mutilations are real Many of you have been abducted and have had your memory erased Some aliens have a breeding program with humans You have been anally impregnated without consent or their knowledge We are powerless to stop them
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May 22, 2021 00:23
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binging this thread after eating edibles was a mistake. i am now certain our rulers have sold humanity's buttholes to the probe aliens in exchange for tickets to the Epstein planet. do they have lube in space???
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May 22, 2021 00:26
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A Time To Chill posted:binging this thread after eating edibles was a mistake. i am now certain our rulers have sold humanity's buttholes to the probe aliens in exchange for tickets to the Epstein planet. do they have lube in space??? I don't think lube works in zero gravity
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May 22, 2021 00:28
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If we find out aliens taste real good we'll turn the tables on them
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May 22, 2021 00:29
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i've always wanted to be mpreged... thank u aliens
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May 22, 2021 00:33
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Inspector Hound posted:I just miss him so loving much Me too, buddy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00yaFwZ5bc
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May 22, 2021 00:35
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in space no one can hear you cream
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May 22, 2021 00:48
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Riot Bimbo posted:It's aliens. We're an experiment; the experiment has been crashed by other aliens, and now there's gonna be a war over what to do about the idiot sentient apes that are now no longer useful in their original design. We can play the guitar like a mother fuckin riot
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May 22, 2021 00:54
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PawParole posted:Looks like they are trying to let out only parts of the information and not all of it. So you're telling me I may have had sex, I'm not seeing this as a negative
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May 22, 2021 00:56
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White House press conference, June 1st 2021 Joe Biden: my fellow americans today is-- it's a very special day for me and for uh and for america and for kamala here, say 'hello' to the american people, kammy! Kamala Harris: *muffled sobbing* Biden: aliens, man! the kind with the big things on their uh eyes they've got big black eyes and they are real. aliens are real, spaceships are real, intelligent life is perm--perp-- it's all over. it's over. intelligent life is all over the place, man. Press Gallery: *diverse sounds of disbelief* Biden: oh and I went ahead and dissolved the DEA, ATF, all those letters. smack, acid, jenkem, reefers, you can have whatever you want, as much as you want! america deserves these freedoms. today is it's uh today is a day that will be history, it will live on, i suppose. this day-- it gets to live on. *biden stands in silence for an extended period of time, staring into empty space above the press, before clearing his throat* oh heck heh i almost forgot, i do believe that vice-president harris has something she'd like to add. kammy? arris, in a broken monotone: the methane clathrate cannon has fired, months ago. the ozone layer is now gone. clouds no longer exist. the rocks will not hide you. elon musk says he will destroy the sun. nothing awaits us but fire and corruption and the night-whispered ending of the world. Biden: littlle green men, man! wow wow wow. too bad about the uh the other stuff but aliens! Harris: domes cannot save you.
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May 22, 2021 01:07
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this thread is freakin me out man
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May 22, 2021 01:08
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nah
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May 22, 2021 01:09
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Gravid Topiary posted:White House press conference, June 1st 2021 Bernie Sanders: duhhhh I'm a loser who gave up the presidency like a coward *shits self* VOTE!
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May 22, 2021 01:10
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Riot Bimbo posted:ya lets hope our culture generation or something else intangible is nice to them i guess. Aliens glued to the Netflix queue trying to figure out who wins the Circle like the right of us
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May 22, 2021 01:10
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Oh poo poo new season of the Witcher, Gargox. Let's do first contact next week
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May 22, 2021 01:11
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