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I too hate self checkout counters. I have to go collect all of my own groceries, I have to go scan all of them, then I have to bag them then I have to take them out to my care. at that point I'm a loving employee so give me a paycheck and my employee discount you thieving fucks
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AnimeIsTrash posted:it’s time to put the groceries in the bag op
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:26 |
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spent $91 at target getting shampoo, cat food, a frozen pizza, some oat milk, and some oter little bullshit. def a $40 trip in the beforetimes.
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:39 |
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shampoo? haha ok
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:40 |
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Cuttlefush posted:shampoo? haha ok yea what of it
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:42 |
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SHAM-poo
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:44 |
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Smythe posted:spent $91 at target getting shampoo, cat food, a frozen pizza, some oat milk, and some oter little bullshit. def a $40 trip in the beforetimes.
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:45 |
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Dr bald looks badass
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:47 |
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dr bald is a gigachad
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:51 |
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dr bald & dr bronner coming together for a colab you cant afford to miss
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:53 |
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Smythe posted:dr bald & dr bronner coming together for a colab you cant afford to miss Bearded Agent 47 reading the entire Dr. Bronner's label out loud
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:57 |
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Smythe posted:spent $91 at target getting shampoo, cat food, a frozen pizza, some oat milk, and some oter little bullshit. def a $40 trip in the beforetimes. SHAM poo SCAM food frozen PONZI FRAUD milk
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# ? May 11, 2024 22:59 |
marked at target
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# ? May 12, 2024 00:56 |
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Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends 😤
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# ? May 12, 2024 01:21 |
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salty fishy
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# ? May 12, 2024 04:06 |
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Smythe posted:spent $91 at target getting shampoo, cat food, a frozen pizza, some oat milk, and some oter little bullshit. def a $40 trip in the beforetimes. OK well what did you steal then
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# ? May 12, 2024 05:57 |
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titty_baby_ posted:OK well what did you steal then stealing is a crime
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# ? May 12, 2024 06:35 |
trying to eat this pinecone like an artichoke
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# ? May 12, 2024 16:03 |
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lumpentroll posted:piggly wiggly We used to have a couple of those here but they both shut down pretty much the second Walmart started selling groceries. The sole surviving non Walmart grocery store is surviving purely because Walmart's meat sucks
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# ? May 12, 2024 16:31 |
Target is like Walgreens or fastfood where if you're not using their app to do online orders you are getting bad prices. This reduces the need for store labor too somehow
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# ? May 12, 2024 16:37 |
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Lord of Pie posted:We used to have a couple of those here but they both shut down pretty much the second Walmart started selling groceries. What, you don't like quarter inch thin "ribeyes" with less marbling than a sirloin? It's Sam's choice! Sam Walton HIMSELF would eat this!
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# ? May 12, 2024 17:17 |
food fit for a corpse
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# ? May 12, 2024 17:20 |
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every time my gf goes to target she compulsively steals something
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# ? May 12, 2024 18:00 |
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free cheese is about as much praxis as i'm capable of
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# ? May 12, 2024 18:05 |
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stealing from retail stores feels awesome
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# ? May 12, 2024 18:05 |
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one thrill when i walk through the doors, a second when i unwrap my lil present to myself
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# ? May 12, 2024 18:06 |
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I used to know someone that would compulsively coupon at stores like CVS. everything he got was free, then he sold it in garage sales, gave it to the cashiers, or gave it all to friends. pretty good racket
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# ? May 12, 2024 18:28 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:I used to know someone that would compulsively coupon at stores like CVS. everything he got was free, then he sold it in garage sales, gave it to the cashiers, or gave it all to friends. pretty good racket I've always been bewildered by these stories cause I've used coupons, both physical and digital basically my entire adult life and literally every single one I've seen says "not combinable with any other offer". I know there's some loopholes like manufacturer's coupons that apply regardless that I've gotten some pretty good deals with but certainly nothing to the extent of the whole ringing up a cart full of misc hygiene products and having it come out to 50 cents or w/e.
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# ? May 12, 2024 20:11 |
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PoundSand posted:I've always been bewildered by these stories cause I've used coupons, both physical and digital basically my entire adult life and literally every single one I've seen says "not combinable with any other offer". I know there's some loopholes like manufacturer's coupons that apply regardless that I've gotten some pretty good deals with but certainly nothing to the extent of the whole ringing up a cart full of misc hygiene products and having it come out to 50 cents or w/e. the key was definitely using the "buy this, get extra care bucks back" deals. so like, he'd find something on sale for $2, plus you got $1 back to use at the store in the next month. add a coupon, and it cost you 50 cents. once you get going though, you just use that in-store money to pay for anything ad infinitum. that's why you see those crazy couponer people have huge stashes of poo poo, cause you have to get stuff each week even if you don't want it so your in-store money stuff doesn't expire lol
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# ? May 12, 2024 21:15 |
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you also complain loudly until they get a manager who lets you combine coupons so that you leave
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# ? May 12, 2024 22:36 |
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Second Hand Meat Mouth posted:you also complain loudly until they get a manager who lets you combine coupons so that you leave this is the real secret want free or cheaper poo poo? be as loud and annoying to The Help as possible. only rubes n n00bs try to be nice and meak
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# ? May 12, 2024 23:16 |
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titty_baby_ posted:every time my gf goes to target she compulsively steals something its so easy to do, every time I go through self checkout I just brazenly leave poo poo in the cart or drop 2 items while scanning one and it just works. i live in a lovely area and there is always two target employees watching everyone in self checkout and a goon with a gun at the entrance and nobody has ever noticed, not once. i figured if i get called out i would just act confused and befuddled by these bizarre self checkout contraptions but even that has never happened its a 20-50% discount every time grocery stores are even easier
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# ? May 13, 2024 01:33 |
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romaine lettuce and cauliflower are stupid expensive
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# ? May 13, 2024 01:37 |
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it's cheaper to ring up cauliflower as if it's a PS5 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
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# ? May 13, 2024 01:37 |
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newly registered user CrimeCommitter loves committing crimes
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# ? May 13, 2024 01:38 |
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Karach posted:newly registered user CrimeCommitter loves committing crimes lol
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# ? May 13, 2024 01:43 |
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Karach posted:newly registered user CrimeCommitter loves committing crimes lol thank you I didn't see their name
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# ? May 13, 2024 02:14 |
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https://www.chron.com/food/article/houston-top-grocery-store-inflation-19442376.php Make it stop!
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# ? May 13, 2024 02:21 |
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can't wait until brisket isn't cool anymore
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# ? May 13, 2024 02:56 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 05:03 |
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i wasn't stealing and the self checkout locked up till the dude came over and watched lovely 5fps video of me swiping the tag on my green onions twice cause the first time it didnt scan, then punched in some code and just walked away this system rocks
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