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Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
What an odious stupid oval office

That's a mirror snype

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
The DVLA lookup thing lists that range rover as black not white. I guess in the scheme of things that's no big deal but I like to think that'll be his al Capone's tax returns

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




NotJustANumber99 posted:

The DVLA lookup thing lists that range rover as black not white. I guess in the scheme of things that's no big deal but I like to think that'll be his al Capone's tax returns

I'm sure the police would care more if the same could be said for the owner

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

Bundy posted:

I'm sure the police would care more if the same could be said for the owner

wait, i thought you guys kicked racism out?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

funkybottoms posted:

wait, i thought you guys kicked racism out?

It got ruled back in. Thanks VAR

funkybottoms
Oct 28, 2010

Funky Bottoms is a land man

NotJustANumber99 posted:

It got ruled back in. Thanks VAR

Video Assistant Racism?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

funkybottoms posted:

Video Assistant Racism?

Virus Assisted Racism

Dog Pipes
Jan 17, 2015

Dog Pipes posted:

Not breathalysed or arrested. Left his details at the scene. Waiting for a club statement.

The above still applies to Grealish, other than he has issued an apology and the club a statement. Looks like the police aren't taking any action now and I think a lot of the rumours surrounding the incident are the wank-fantasy imaginings of Birmingham City fans on Twitter.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
No mate he got pissed up and drove his wrong coloured range rover into a bunch of parked cars wearing mismatched flip flops after pretending to be an actual grown up. But he's rich so he'll be fine.

Dog Pipes
Jan 17, 2015

NotJustANumber99 posted:

No mate he got pissed up and drove his wrong coloured range rover into a bunch of parked cars wearing mismatched flip flops after pretending to be an actual grown up. But he's rich so he'll be fine.

One thing I do know - Dickens Heath must be more overcrowded than the Calcutta slums if the number of Noses with mates who live on that road is anything to go by.

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8188793/Manchester-City-star-Kyle-Walker-hosted-sex-party-two-escorts-coronavirus-lockdown.html

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

I mean I'm not sure the escort can take the high ground here, given she was happy to take the cash and do the outcall.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
What was the relevant information from that because gently caress giving the daily mail advertising revenue

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bacon Terrorist posted:

I mean I'm not sure the escort can take the high ground here, given she was happy to take the cash and do the outcall.
i'd love to hear some more of your takes on this

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
You're right, maybe she was a key worker.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Butterfly Valley posted:

What was the relevant information from that because gently caress giving the daily mail advertising revenue

Kyle Walker and a friend apparently hired two escorts while on lockdown. Some time later he did an instagram appeal for people to stay at home.

This is news.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
I was gonna make a stupid joke when we went into lockdown about how would footballers get their insalubrious thrills now, seems Kyle answered the question thanks Kyle

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Bundy posted:

Kyle Walker and a friend apparently hired two escorts while on lockdown. Some time later he did an instagram appeal for people to stay at home.

This is news.

Well technically it was the escort that didn't stay at home

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Well technically it was the escort that didn't stay at home

:hmmyes:

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Well technically it was the escort that didn't stay at home

He got delivery!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I wonder if they give a discount for escorts with frumpy names like Louise.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
As long as they maintained social distancing rules throughout I don't see a problem really.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

As long as they maintained social distancing rules throughout I don't see a problem really.

Scholes wouldn't have an issue with that. Guy could bang it in from 30 yds easily.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ZachLowy/status/1246848821902094337
:thunk:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
He's 30 years old

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




CyberPingu posted:

Scholes wouldn't have an issue with that. Guy could bang it in from 30 yds easily.

- Pele

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Nonces cant work from home

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




Bacon Terrorist posted:

Nonces cant work from home

Fritzl did

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Bundy posted:

Fritzl did

:vince:

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
Modern footballers should probably make whores sign an NDA before using their services.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

sticksy posted:

Modern footballers should probably make whores sign an NDA before using their services.

None of them can even spell NDA.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

sassassin posted:

None of them can even spell NDA.

I know, but maybe the sex workers could explain it to them

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jack Grealish probably happiest about this

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Were they at least really tall escorts? If they find one who's 2m tall they can still roast her responsibly.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Masonity posted:

Were they at least really tall escorts? If they find one who's 2m tall they can still roast her responsibly.

Where do you think a vagina/butthole is my friend

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Why do all footballers need a friend with them when they gently caress

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bape Culture posted:

Where do you think a vagina/butthole is my friend

Maybe he’s really into feet mate

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Just pointing out that once again footballers are incapable of having sex without one of their male friends present.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

blue footed boobie posted:

Just pointing out that once again footballers are incapable of having sex without one of their male friends present.

It's weird how consistently that's a thing

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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