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ElGroucho posted:Sorry dude, my knowledge of garbage cultures isn't as air tight as yours. Dunno how that can be true if you hang around here. Kinda like hanging around, say, a sailor bar and admitting you don't know what an ocean is.
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Your Computer posted:Mind also that this comes from imgur where literally everything that has to do with asia has top comments consisting of "ROR, raughing out roud", "hirarious", "me rikey" etc. I posted about this somewhere else, but the imgur community is against really obvious racism (particularly against white people) but stereotypes usually fly as long as it's "funny". poo poo about black dudes not having dads and black girls with stereotypical names usually gets up voted to the front page, but something that is obviously racist will still get up voted but torn apart in the comments section. Racism flies there, and when it's pointed out in one of those unpopular opinion puffins, the racism is usually applauded and "it's a joke don't take it seriously" is the motto of the thread. I mean, it's a community of mostly white mostly male early twenty-somethings. Of course it's going to be unapologetically racist, sexist, and ignorant. It's the equivalent of people condemning the use of the n-word while simultaneously calling black people thugs and assuming they're guilty savages. Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 18:14 on Jun 23, 2015 |
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Verisimilidude posted:the racism is usually applauded and "it's a joke don't take it seriously" is the motto of the thread. unless it's a joke about men or white people!
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 18:11 |
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That one is clearly a joke. Sometimes I get the feeling the imgur voting and the imgur commenting audiences are actually quite different. They upvote racism to the front page but sometimes all comments call it out
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Fathis Munk posted:Sometimes I get the feeling the imgur voting and the imgur commenting audiences are actually quite different. They upvote racism to the front page but sometimes all comments call it out Which is why it's hilarious that they call it a "community" because it's basically the worst of 4chan combined with the worst of tumblr, mix in some 9gag. I once saw two images side by side, one by A Voice For Men's campaign "don't be that girl (and spermjack poor mans)" and one with a feminist message calling out the new anti-feminist movement. Of course, both had comment sections saying the exact opposite. e: then again it's always heartwarming to see people react to stuff like /r/fatpeoplehate (which has since been removed) on the front page because it's directly from reddit and calling it out and asking for that poo poo to be removed. Your Computer has a new favorite as of 19:00 on Jun 23, 2015 |
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Dunno. All Imgur is to me as a place to put pictures I want to link to while elsewhere.
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Samizdata posted:Dunno. All Imgur is to me as a place to put pictures I want to link to while elsewhere. So you can imagine what the "'"'"community"'"'" is like. Reminds me of the worst of Wikipedia: Redirects For Discussion. Where the people who couldn't cut it on the real Articles For Deletion show that they ARE TOO influential administrative encyclopedic persons.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:17 |
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What type of Starbucks order would be physically impossible for someone to make? Does it involve unicorn tears? Does the barrista have to mix it in zero gravity? But I know this didn't happen because apparently everyone in Starbucks didn't start clapping. Also, the Awkward/Awesome penguin doesn't seem appropriate for this (I think that's for personal screwups/successes, not stuff random strangers did) but all these obnoxious meme critters are basically interchangeable, just like all the "badass snarker genius" tropes in Troper Tales.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 21:06 |
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quote:Hannibal: The School Years Fresh off the presses! I love how the teacher didn't read it.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 22:19 |
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Tunicate posted:Fresh off the presses! I think I have the paragraph in the paper quote:hot liquid poo poo splashing up and speckling my white bottom
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:03 |
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Postal Parcel posted:I think I have the paragraph in the paper My brain is forcing me to only focus on the e.e. cummings punctuation and numerous typos, because my eyes are refusing to transmit the text itself into my brain
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:31 |
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From yesterday's Behind Closed Ovens:quote:It was a hot summer day in Southern California, and I was ten minutes shy of finishing my shift at Starbucks and was super excited about my afternoon plans to see my boyfriend, who lived several hours away and was home for the first time in months. It had been a pleasant morning up until that point, lots of nice regulars, easy traffic, good co-workers, and I was feeling prettay, prettay, prettay good. I’d brought a cute outfit to change into and spent time fussing on my hair that morning, making sure I’d look good when he arrived to pick me up. It was dead at that point, so the manager taking over told me to wrap up early and head out. And from the comments section: quote:I was in a Starbucks yesterday and a gaggle of teenage girls, (I feel like gaggle isn’t right for teenage girls. A flock? A murder? A murder.) a murder of teenage girls came in behind me. As I finished my order, the barista (who was a treasure of a human being and recommended a kick-rear end fruit sauce for baked brie) turned to the group, and seeing that it was comprised of entirely teenagers, said, “Hi! Welcome to Starbucks! What kind of frappuccinos can I get for you?” Jesus loving Christ.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:54 |
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That comment story is sad as hell THAT REMARK CERTAINLY WAS HUMOROUS ENOUGH TO BE WORTH REPEATING, HO HO HO
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 23:57 |
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queserasera posted:From yesterday's Behind Closed Ovens: You can tell both of those people think they're hilarious writers. They probably describe themselves as "snarky".
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:15 |
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Well, this is a new one.quote:One day a man saw a old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. I too, refer to my loved ones by their full names when I talk to them in their sleep.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:17 |
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Everblight posted:
Read the entire saga:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3459842&userid=42391
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 00:27 |
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Much like the times people post really stupid but obvious jokes in this thread, that's just a parable. It's not supposed to be something that actually happened, just a saccharine little story for your grandma about why you should put kindness into the world. Jeez people in this thread are so literal. Edit: "Pff Aesop? What a loving liar, everyone knows animals don't talk." Edit 2: holy poo poo country music is terrible hallo spacedog has a new favorite as of 00:40 on Jun 24, 2015 |
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hallo spacedog posted:Much like the times people post really stupid but obvious jokes in this thread, that's just a parable. It's not supposed to be something that actually happened, just a saccharine little story for your grandma about why you should put kindness into the world. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_9HdZwf60U
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Hatrocious posted:Well, this is a new one. I was expecting the first part of this to turn into "AND THEN WHEN SHE GOT HOME HER HUSBAND LOOKED UNDER THE CAR HE FOUND THAT SOMEONE HAD TRIED TO CUT HER BREAKS THIS IS A NEW THUG GANG INITIATION RITUAL SO IF SOMEONE STOPS YOU ON THE ROAD AND OFFERS TO FIX YOUR CAR SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!! STAY SAFE AND GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! SINCERELY THE CHIEF OF POLICE"
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dijon du jour posted:I was expecting the first part of this to turn into "AND THEN WHEN SHE GOT HOME HER HUSBAND LOOKED UNDER THE CAR HE FOUND THAT SOMEONE HAD TRIED TO CUT HER BREAKS THIS IS A NEW THUG GANG INITIATION RITUAL SO IF SOMEONE STOPS YOU ON THE ROAD AND OFFERS TO FIX YOUR CAR SAY NO!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!! STAY SAFE AND GOD BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was expecting Bryan Anderson to have been dead the entire time, and he was an angel.
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queserasera posted:From yesterday's Behind Closed Ovens: Assuming that first story is real the lady is obviously disturbed and needs some kind of medical assistance. That second story is sad. I agree with what someone else said earlier, about how that story isn't good enough to bear repeating. I feel like too many people are too willing to give praise for inane bullshit these days. I can't tell you how many pictures/stories I've seen on imgur and tumblr that should really end with "you'd think it was funny if you were there." We should come up with rules for spotting a bullshit story. I'll start: How to tell if a story is bullshit: people speak in complete sentences as if the author remembers every single word. Verisimilidude has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Jun 24, 2015 |
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Verisimilidude posted:Assuming that first story is real the lady is obviously disturbed and needs some kind of medical assistance. Oooo ooo! I got one! Whenever the author writes out a loving MONOLOGUE that the character supposedly said, but doesn't mention the antagonist either a. walking away confused/laughing or b. punching our 'hero' in the face.
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kdrudy posted:I was expecting Bryan Anderson to have been dead the entire time, and he was an angel. Kinda want to write a sappy STDH now that involves two benevolent angel ghosts meeting each other and they can't let the other know and it gets really awkward.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Same, but for the old lady. Do they get married?
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Yes, but only after they discover their mutual appreciation for Doctor Who.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 11:25 |
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So did he marry David Bowie in the end or what?
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The Financial Times has a blogger who's meeeean to Bitcoin.A Captain of Industry posted:I cancelled my yearly subscription to FT just last Thursday and I let them know that it was because I could not take their publication seriously whilst they publish the ramblings of Izabella Kaminska. Because people spend $300 a year for an online subscription to FT purely for entertainment, and not for anything related to their jobs.
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divabot posted:The Financial Times has a blogger who's meeeean to Bitcoin. quote:FT is basically a tabloid for people who want to fancy themselves as investors. I don't get Buttcoiners.
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flosofl posted:I don't get Buttcoiners. neither do I but I clicked r/bitcoin and discovered this http://crypto-comics.com/index.html
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This posts are always so transparent about how much the parent wants to get praised for raising a human.
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 19:14 |
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You can safely ignore anyone who says "whilst"
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# ? Jun 24, 2015 23:29 |
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Kid is just putting in the time so that the can say "MY BLACK FRIEND" on message boards in the future when he is accused of racism. Or more likely the mum is just doing that now by proxy. "I'm not racist, I allow my son to associate with negros."
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BrigadierSensible posted:Kid is just putting in the time so that the can say "MY BLACK FRIEND" on message boards in the future when he is accused of racism. Racist. The poster is the black kids mom.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 03:57 |
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she could be wearing make up... makes you think.
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dijon du jour posted:SINCERELY THE CHIEF OF POLICE The police chief in my tiny rural Midwest hometown is batting a thousand when it comes to falling for these goddamn things. Every week there's an alert in the town newspaper: Jenkem, LSD-laced Mickey Mouse temporary tattoos, syringes in the coin return slots of pay telephones (when was the last time you even saw a payphone?), gang initiation rituals (yes, our cornfield town of 3,000 people is crawling with gangs and they come up with new initiation rituals monthly), this batch of [popular beauty product] has been tainted with [dangerous substance], [new teen craze] killing thousands of teens nationwide... It's like he has a subscription to Bizarro Snopes.
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As far as I can tell this article doesn't actually exist, which does still make this STDH, to be fair.
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dijon du jour posted:As far as I can tell this article doesn't actually exist, which does still make this STDH, to be fair. This reads exactly like something a dirtbag redditor would create in order to mock women and rape victims. edit; oh that's exactly what this is. gently caress that.
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