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Any reason i shouldnt use a replicator to produce the best fleshlight ever?
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Yolomon Wayne posted:Any reason i shouldnt use a replicator to produce the best fleshlight ever? holodeck, motherfucker
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Aug 5, 2016 10:59
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:holodeck, motherfucker Holodeck is not in my bedroom though.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:00
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if you don't want to risk an awkward turbolift ride hiding your raging boner from an ensign just cut a deal with o'brien to beam you directly in there. don't even have to get out of bed
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Aug 5, 2016 11:04
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why not simply make all quarters a holodeck?
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Aug 5, 2016 11:10
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son, i'm promoting you
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Aug 5, 2016 11:13
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Yolomon Wayne posted:why not simply make all quarters a holodeck? I argued for this earlier in the thread. Make all quarters holodecks and equip the bridge with holo-emitters. That way you can remain in your quarters but have a real-time bridge recreation in your quarters, while a real-time avatar of yourself appears on the actual bridge. Senior officers would be expected to actually serve on the bridge, but the rotating ensign roster could completely serve from their quarters. Or just say gently caress it and let the computer have full operation of the ship, since clearly it's better at it.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:19
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id love to be IT-support on the enterprise just to look at the poo poo people programmed in the holodecks. I cant begin to imagine what unspeakable acts janeways holo-self has performed over the years.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:25
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criscodisco posted:I argued for this earlier in the thread. Make all quarters holodecks and equip the bridge with holo-emitters. That way you can remain in your quarters but have a real-time bridge recreation in your quarters, while a real-time avatar of yourself appears on the actual bridge. Senior officers would be expected to actually serve on the bridge, but the rotating ensign roster could completely serve from their quarters. "Well, I've gotta go to work serving aboard this starship, but like gently caress I'm leaving my room!" Love it.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:30
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Yolomon Wayne posted:id love to be IT-support on the enterprise just to look at the poo poo people programmed in the holodecks. Lots of dead irishmen
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Aug 5, 2016 11:33
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"My God... where's his penis?"
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Aug 5, 2016 11:37
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The Endbringer posted:"Well, I've gotta go to work serving aboard this starship, but like gently caress I'm leaving my room!" I'll be honest, I just would love the hell out of seeing my coworkers forget where they are and start scratching their balls, then smell their fingers.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:39
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Yolomon Wayne posted:id love to be IT-support on the enterprise just to look at the poo poo people programmed in the holodecks. Blue Stripe.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:42
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I mean come on, i bet half the stuff people do on holodecks makes "the aristocrats" look tame and no way in hell if the cast isnt entirely made up of enterprise crew.
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Aug 5, 2016 11:54
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"Computer, Rikers as far as the eye can see."
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Aug 5, 2016 11:56
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"Computer, remember that metal rape table?"
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Aug 5, 2016 11:58
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"Computer, I'm gonna need more hollandaise. I need that rear end to be as delicious after I gently caress it as it was before."
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Aug 5, 2016 12:01
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"Wait, just make Riker #35 jizz hollandaise. I've got an idea"
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Aug 5, 2016 12:04
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"Haha can you believe it, back then people had to pay brazilians 500 bucks to see that and im right in the middle for free!" "Computer add 2 more female rykers and a janeworf"
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Aug 5, 2016 12:06
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Yolomon Wayne posted:female rykers 
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Aug 5, 2016 12:14
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Starfleet is just a bunch of complicated holodeck simulations. There are no aliens. First contact was a bunch of actors. It's all a conspiracy to keep the portion humans that need conflict busy while everyone else spends all day jerking it or whatever.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:27
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Germstore posted:Starfleet is just a bunch of complicated holodeck simulations. There are no aliens. First contact was a bunch of actors. It's all a conspiracy to keep the portion humans that need conflict busy while everyone else spends all day jerking it or whatever. So they had a matrix before the Matrix?
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Aug 5, 2016 12:40
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Germstore posted:Starfleet is just a bunch of complicated holodeck simulations. There are no aliens. First contact was a bunch of actors. It's all a conspiracy to keep the portion humans that need conflict busy while everyone else spends all day jerking it or whatever. Everyone names their saved Holodeck programs like "Riker_73" so the engineers don't have to trawl through dozens of entries like "Ensign Smith's Endless gently caress-Chain" or "Riker's Sex Dungeon Inferno 2.0" during routine maintenance. On the same note, I liked that DS9's holodeck programs were mostly actual complete programs rather than just whatever the crew cobbled together themselves on a lazy afternoon. Like Vulcan Love Slave  .
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Aug 5, 2016 12:44
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Makes me wonder where Roddenberry was on the Kinsey scale. Germstore posted:Starfleet is just a bunch of complicated holodeck simulations. There are no aliens. First contact was a bunch of actors. It's all a conspiracy to keep the portion humans that need conflict busy while everyone else spends all day jerking it or whatever. This makes complete sense. Kirk was a double dose of both. That cost of that 5 year simulation was well worth with it compared the destruction of property and lives that would've happened otherwise.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:44
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Without checking google i can say there is bound to be a star trek porn called "Deep Throat 9". With the sequel "7 in 9".
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Aug 5, 2016 12:47
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"Computer, is there any way to generate a nude Tayne?"
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Aug 5, 2016 12:49
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The Star Trek parody porn is great because it was made by guys who genuinely loved Trek, and had a lot of really great humor in it. My favorite scene was one where, while there was a vigorous gently caress scene happening in the foreground, two redshirts were in the background casually phasering something offscreen.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:51
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criscodisco posted:I argued for this earlier in the thread. Make all quarters holodecks and equip the bridge with holo-emitters. That way you can remain in your quarters but have a real-time bridge recreation in your quarters, while a real-time avatar of yourself appears on the actual bridge. Senior officers would be expected to actually serve on the bridge, but the rotating ensign roster could completely serve from their quarters. Actually they sort of do this for that low gravity woman in those crappy Destiny books. Basically she has her own mini-holodeck that's zero-gravity and has all the ships sensor logs and poo poo on adjustable holo-consoles. The ship also has holo-emitters installed everywhere so she can go anywhere on the ship as her avatar. Apparently this is a Bad Thing because ship's counsellor starts bitching at her about how the crew never she her in her mecha-mobility suit anymore. Also all this talk of holo-Rikers reminded me of that episode where Riker is accused of murdering a scientist, and they use the holodeck as part of their testimonials, In Riker's version, he's the perfect gentleman and the scientist's wife is throwing herself at him, but in the wife's version, Riker comes off as a creepy dude who nearly rapes her. When Riker calls bullshit, Troi is like "well she isn't lying...not that you're a rapist or anything hehehe!" So I just wonder if the Riker we see is actually just a cleaned up version and he's actually a much bigger perv than what we see.
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Aug 5, 2016 12:52
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EvilTaytoMan posted:
There was an episode where this telepath mind ravaged the crew with bad memories. Troi's memory was Riker forcing unwanted sex on her. Put those two episodes together and you've got an "problematic" aura around Riker. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 02:20 on Apr 22, 2022 |
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Aug 5, 2016 12:58
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Automatic Slim posted:Makes me wonder where Roddenberry was on the Kinsey scale. 
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Aug 5, 2016 13:03
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Holy poo poo
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EvilTaytoMan posted:Also all this talk of holo-Rikers reminded me of that episode where Riker is accused of murdering a scientist, and they use the holodeck as part of their testimonials, In Riker's version, he's the perfect gentleman and the scientist's wife is throwing herself at him, but in the wife's version, Riker comes off as a creepy dude who nearly rapes her. When Riker calls bullshit, Troi is like "well she isn't lying...not that you're a rapist or anything hehehe!" The implications of Troi saying she isn't lying are terrible. Oh? She isn't lying? She thought she was raped by Riker? Alright. I assume there's going to be memory implantation or some sort of fakery going on here... Oh no? She's just a hopeless woman who cries rape when it didn't happen and truly believes it? gently caress, Star Trek. Or Riker is a rapist. Zesty fucked around with this message at 13:16 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Aug 5, 2016 13:13
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I took it more to mean that the woman didn't think she was lying, as in sometimes our memories of an event aren't actually what happened.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:22
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She was a little fuzzy on whether he was being a delight or forcing himself on her. Oh memory is so wacky.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:29
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criscodisco posted:I took it more to mean that the woman didn't think she was lying, as in sometimes our memories of an event aren't actually what happened. Basically this because in the third version the scientist catches them kissing and from his point of view it was mutual. But it's second-hand information relayed to his assistant, because he beats up Riker in this version as opposed to getting beaten up by Riker, or Riker dodging his punch.
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Aug 5, 2016 13:30
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^^^ yeah, stick that in your pipe and smoke it MetMet posted:She was a little fuzzy on whether he was being a delight or forcing himself on her. Oh memory is so wacky. Well when you put it like that of course it sounds like I'm a rape apologist. criscodisco fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Aug 5, 2016 |
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Aug 5, 2016 13:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyfhzqhJNbg
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Aug 5, 2016 13:42
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Yolomon Wayne posted:female rykers and a janeworf aaaand I'm out of tissues.
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We watched the polygamist dandruff refugees with doofus husbands episode last night. Pretty weak. I did like the big ol truth smackdown the lady puts on Kira at the end right before they leave DS9 (we are farmers and could have fed your planet but you're sending us to trigon2 or whatever) but the space flute dude, twitchy beta dudes, jacked up universal translator and all - sometimes I wish the federation was a little less accommodating to annoying species. The Bajorans not only told them to no to immigrating but blew up the one craft that came toward their planet.
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