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hobbesmaster posted:In English? Everyone agrees that translation is pretty terrible. Yep
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The MUMPSorceress posted:The wizard titty garden is what I meant. Again, that is also in the books. It’s gratuitous either way but it’s not like the show is pulling some trick the source material didn’t do.
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Wizards and titty gardens intrigues me. Guess I'll give budget game of thrones a shot.
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chaosapiant posted:Again, that is also in the books. It’s gratuitous either way but it’s not like the show is pulling some trick the source material didn’t do. I think it's the sort of thing that is way less gratuitous in text than as a visual. They could have established the wizards horniness with one establishing shot but they just had to have the naked ladies in the background the whole conversation Breastige TV
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Nudity isn't inherently sexual and if you automatically think of sex or think a show is pervy just b/c you saw some innocent titties in the background I think you might be the one with the issue !!! Now if the naked women at the wizard's pad were all loving or something I could see your point. But weren't they just like chilling and watering plants or some poo poo lmao
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RCarr posted:I tried to read the first Witcher book and it was easily the worst book I have ever attempted to read. It was like reading a teenager’s attempt at writing a video game plot. Blood of Elves? I started with it because it was described as the first book in the saga and I really struggled through it too. Then I recently realized that the short story anthologies were actually first chronologically and in publishing order, and tried The Last Wish, which was a lot better. I haven’t gotten around to reading more, but it’s on my list now for when I get through my current backlog of books.
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esperterra posted:Nudity isn't inherently sexual and if you automatically think of sex or think a show is pervy just b/c you saw some innocent titties in the background I think you might be the one with the issue !!! It's sexual because it's there to titilate the viewer and misogynist because women are used as scenery but men are not used in the same way. I'm not saying it's like the crime of the century or something but I get tired of breastige television where women are props and men aren't.
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How is someone in the asoiaf/got thread yet completely unaware of the concept of male gaze lol Wait i guess that makes sense actually
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Male gaze rules because that's where the boobies are.
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The MUMPSorceress posted:It's sexual because it's there to titilate the viewer and misogynist because women are used as scenery but men are not used in the same way. I'm not saying it's like the crime of the century or something but I get tired of breastige television where women are props and men aren't. The orgy Yen magicked up for scenery was 50/50 or so at least?
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hobbesmaster posted:The orgy Yen magicked up for scenery was 50/50 or so at least? I'm talking about the first episode
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there’s so many rules about dinks on tv and baps are way easier. it’s why theon got done banging the boat girl and was flaccid somehow. it’s dumb but maybe in a few years we’ll be able to have rock hard dongs in our television shows and all will be well. also dudes are just generally not as aesthetically pleasing as gals. we’re gross and i don’t really get why anyone finds us attractive at all.
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TK-42-1 posted:there’s so many rules about dinks on tv and baps are way easier. it’s why theon got done banging the boat girl and was flaccid somehow. it’s dumb but maybe in a few years we’ll be able to have rock hard dongs in our television shows and all will be well. Many men are aesthetically pleasing. Just not to a heterosexual man and therefore it's heavily regulated out of media. I'd have zero problems if there was an equal dong quotient. American Gods was good about this, for example.
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Dec 26, 2019 03:50
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TK-42-1 posted:there’s so many rules about dinks on tv and baps are way easier. it’s why theon got done banging the boat girl and was flaccid somehow. it’s dumb but maybe in a few years we’ll be able to have rock hard dongs in our television shows and all will be well. My dude you need to watch season one of American Gods. There are so many hard dicks I was amazed. Too bad about season two being mediocre. And three shaping up to be down right terrible.
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Dec 26, 2019 03:52
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Spartacus had a really good dick to boob ratio as well. And was awesome basically from episode three on to the very end. Everyone should watch Spartacus if you haven't.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Spartacus had a really good dick to boob ratio as well. And was awesome basically from episode three on to the very end. Everyone should watch Spartacus if you haven't. It's on my list. My binge queue is way too deep after the crazy year I've had.
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Dec 26, 2019 04:07
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The MUMPSorceress posted:Many men are aesthetically pleasing. Just not to a heterosexual man and therefore it's heavily regulated out of media. For sure. There’s plenty of dudes that look hot as hell. It just doesn’t rely on their dink being out. Everything pleasing about a guy is visual outside of their dong. Even Hodor wore a fake one. A woman naked is just inherently more provocative due to our cultural issues. Dinks are just not inherently sexy in the current weltanschauung. For whatever reason women naked is an across the board sexy thing while a dude is either just accepted and dismissed.
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Dec 26, 2019 04:28
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TK-42-1 posted:For sure. There’s plenty of dudes that look hot as hell. It just doesn’t rely on their dink being out. Everything pleasing about a guy is visual outside of their dong. Even Hodor wore a fake one. A woman naked is just inherently more provocative due to our cultural issues. Dinks are just not inherently sexy in the current weltanschauung. For whatever reason women naked is an across the board sexy thing while a dude is either just accepted and dismissed. I dunno I've seen some pretty dicks
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Dec 26, 2019 04:35
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I bet GRRM has a pretty dick.
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some guy on the bus posted:I bet GRRM has a pretty dick. Who did he get it from
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TK-42-1 posted:For sure. There’s plenty of dudes that look hot as hell. It just doesn’t rely on their dink being out. Everything pleasing about a guy is visual outside of their dong. Even Hodor wore a fake one. A woman naked is just inherently more provocative due to our cultural issues. Dinks are just not inherently sexy in the current weltanschauung. For whatever reason women naked is an across the board sexy thing while a dude is either just accepted and dismissed.
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Dec 26, 2019 05:49
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TK-42-1 posted:also dudes are just generally not as aesthetically pleasing as gals. we’re gross and i don’t really get why anyone finds us attractive at all. Dudes are actually hot and not gross, it's not like every straight lady and gay man lays back and thinks of England
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As a straight man I would pay money, good US American dollars, to see Henry Cavill's erect penis.
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Look at the statue of David, or any similar classical or classical-inspired Renaissance sculpture. Attractive naked men all over the place, but the  is minimized because it doesn't really add anything to the attractiveness.
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Small dicks were considered more aesthetically pleasing in general iirc
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esperterra posted:Small dicks were considered more aesthetically pleasing in general iirc *resets time machine to the Classical period
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Mameluke posted:Dudes are actually hot and not gross, it's not like every straight lady and gay man lays back and thinks of England Everyone in England might have to though.
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esperterra posted:Small dicks were considered more aesthetically pleasing in general iirc Big dicks were considered unrefined and bestial
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I need to stop drunk posting. I was trying to say that half naked hot guys are just a thing on film and not taboo.
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The MUMPSorceress posted:I dunno I've seen some pretty dicks Yeah of the women I know well enough to have discussed this with, they all love them a pretty dick. I don't know why this should be surprising to people.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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To be fair most nude ladies are wearing merkins. Dudes would have to wear a prosthetic which would only serve to make it bigger, though probably straighter and not bending to the left (mostly).
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So, this is what we have resorted to.
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:So, this is what we have resorted to. LMAO if you think merkin and dick chat is an aberration and not a cornerstone of this thread.
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I meant the Witcher show.
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Dr. Video Games 0112 posted:I meant the Witcher show. Oh. Yeah, it's way better than seasons 5-8. By a huge margin.
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Kylaer posted:Look at the statue of David, or any similar classical or classical-inspired Renaissance sculpture. Attractive naked men all over the place, but the Erect penises are impossible to sculpt out of heavy stones like marble as they would not be able to support their own weight cantilevered off the body.
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“Big dongs have never been popular in art” says thread that has never seen a cave painting or thinks European art set a global standard.
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Oh, good. I was hoping someone had a valid reason for why the statue of David wasn't designed fuckable.
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TommyGun85 posted:Erect penises are impossible to sculpt out of heavy stones like marble as they would not be able to support their own weight cantilevered off the body. That's why you have cherubs swarming around statues' feet and whatnot, to give more material to support the upper part of the statue. And marble is strong enough to support statues with upraised arms so I think it could manage. Besides, there's always bronze, which was another popular statue material (but bronze statues are much less likely to survive to the modern day since the bronze was easily melted down into something useful, unlike marble).
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If only they knew about the internet and could look up Haesindang Park back then...
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