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MizPiz posted:Where does shoegaze fit on the political compass? https://media.giphy.com/media/sFMEZ1ZFToyha/giphy.gif
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 01:52 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 01:44 |
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This is why I don't read music criticism
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 01:58 |
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The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from. Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially. Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles. Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses. The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:14 |
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I'm more of a Stooges fan tbh
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:19 |
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MizPiz posted:Where does shoegaze fit on the political compass?
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:25 |
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lol ouch i'm going to put industrial music in that big chunk of warehouse/punk/not-popular indie music in the libertarian left section https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k6sTpuIP2s edit: actually put me down on hot topic way over on the right as well BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 02:43 on Sep 24, 2018 |
# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:36 |
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lol if ur not the playing the internationale in a bar section
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:38 |
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Nanomashoes posted:The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. Ah that Italian guy right? lol at pretending to not enjoy the Beatles. It's like coming out against ice cream. No you don't have to think they're "the best evar", but it's hilariously contrarian to go "Actually ice cream is beneath me ." Also the real problem with rock criticism is a ridiculous nostalgia supremacism boner from all the ancient boomers still controlling that world.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:39 |
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i have read a lot of hosed up, monstrous opinions in this thread and the Beatles actually being bad is amongst the worst
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:42 |
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This deserves having Run the Jewels and Run the Jewels fans on the exact opposite end of the spectrum. Love those guys but the vast majority of people at the live show I went to were cargo short-wearing Rick and Morty-fan libertarians lmao
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:44 |
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codenameFANGIO posted:i have read a lot of hosed up, monstrous opinions in this thread and the Beatles actually being bad is amongst the worst oh sure name one good song, i'll wait and the homage to Charles Manson "helter skelter" doesn't count, he's inherently good and they're just stealing Manson valor
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:44 |
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RedneckwithGuns posted:This deserves having Run the Jewels and Run the Jewels fans on the exact opposite end of the spectrum. Love those guys but the vast majority of people at the live show I went to were cargo short-wearing Rick and Morty-fan libertarians lmao Same with Godspeed, just for the Phoenix show this year, where a couple of people left because I don't think they "got" what Godspeed is about. It was REALLY funny.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:45 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Same with Godspeed, just for the Phoenix show this year, where a couple of people left because I don't think they "got" what Godspeed is about. It was REALLY funny. RATM fans -> bottom right. RATM themselves -> off the scale from the bottom left, in Chiapas somewhere.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:55 |
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I think Godspeed was my favourite show this year.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 02:56 |
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Former DILF posted:oh sure name one good song, i'll wait lol i read your first sentence and immediately thought "well what about helter skelter" lol but really the entire second side of abbey road is great
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:00 |
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Nanomashoes posted:The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. lol. Pierois dumb gently caress, if he had stuck to early beatles, he would have a point, but their later stuff was experimental as gently caress and thats their better stuff anyway.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:06 |
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Nanomashoes posted:The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. It takes some real work to say nazi poo poo and not have that by the most offensively wrong thing in your argument.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:07 |
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codenameFANGIO posted:i have read a lot of hosed up, monstrous opinions in this thread and the Beatles actually being bad is amongst the worst This.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:08 |
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What is entry-level Beatles for someone who never really listened to them? I like John Lennon’s Christmas song. I don’t like Yellow Submarine.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:09 |
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snoremac posted:What is entry-level Beatles for someone who never really listened to them? the white album, abbey road, or revolver
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:12 |
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snoremac posted:What is entry-level Beatles for someone who never really listened to them? the second side of abbey road like i said
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:14 |
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The Beatles are bad because they weren't black enough, unlike the extremely African sounding works of *checks notes* Tim Buckley.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:15 |
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the beatles were mediocre musicians but outrageously good songwriters
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:17 |
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Tokamak posted:I think Godspeed was my favourite show this year. Chud Rally with attacks on counter protestors interspersed with Police Brutality against a Protest was some great poo poo for the visual segment.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:29 |
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Classical music snobs are the worst music fandom bar none, and they all wish their lives were run by the Pope.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:33 |
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abbey road is such a loving good album drat
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:36 |
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The Beatles are one of those bands where I feel like it's not so weird for someone nowadays to not "get" why they're so important or even worthwhile to listen to. It was like 70 years ago for fucks sake the one thing I'll argue is that they're the greatest because they invented pop music, which is like, okay thanks you invented a novel new form of cholera except the child it killed was folk and bluegrass music
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 03:45 |
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Liking the Beatles is insanely passive-aggressive, try liking music people can diss without you being all well actually you're just being contrary
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 04:11 |
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So. Those Neo-Nazis, huh?
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 04:20 |
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:what the gently caress are all these gorgeous twinks who are in love with each other doing in my anime!? kids on the slope
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 04:42 |
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blojo was a man who thought he was a boner but he was a fuckin scab blojo left his home in who-gives-a-gently caress-lahoma to fuckin smoke a pound of grass
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 04:50 |
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Epic High Five posted:the one thing I'll argue is that they're the greatest because they invented pop music, which is like, okay thanks you invented a novel new form of cholera except the child it killed was folk and bluegrass music The idea that rural music is somehow inherently a more noble and betterer grouping of genres is the biggest pile of bullshit.
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:09 |
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Samovar posted:So. Those Neo-Nazis, huh? I hate them
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:17 |
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codenameFANGIO posted:I hate them feuer frei
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:20 |
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Samovar posted:So. Those Neo-Nazis, huh? yes we're talking about the beatles
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:26 |
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https://twitter.com/abigbagofkeys/status/1043731089699700736
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:41 |
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KiteAuraan posted:Same with Godspeed, just for the Phoenix show this year, where a couple of people left because I don't think they "got" what Godspeed is about. It was REALLY funny. I don't Get godspeed but it's cool theyre not for me Not like the Beatles Who I jsut don't like
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:43 |
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Look the first 50 minutes of droning violin on Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven shoulda made their ideology clear I kid, but we're seeing a common refrain. Spencer freaking when Depeche Mode (his fav band apparently) dissed him, Ministry fans upset about the Antifa song, the recent Willie Nelson dustup - chuds just don't get art at all. edit: forgot the cardinal sin of taking Laibach at face value
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:57 |
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hell yeah dude
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# ? Sep 24, 2018 05:58 |
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the crowning achievement and most lasting part of the beatles legacy is them providing a platform to yoko ono
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