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420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

MizPiz posted:

Where does shoegaze fit on the political compass?

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

This is why I don't read music criticism

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.

Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.

Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.

The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I'm more of a Stooges fan tbh

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

MizPiz posted:

Where does shoegaze fit on the political compass?

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
lol ouch

i'm going to put industrial music in that big chunk of warehouse/punk/not-popular indie music in the libertarian left section



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k6sTpuIP2s

edit: actually put me down on hot topic way over on the right as well

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 02:43 on Sep 24, 2018

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

lol if ur not the playing the internationale in a bar section

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Nanomashoes posted:

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.

Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.

Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.

The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.

Ah that Italian guy right?
lol at pretending to not enjoy the Beatles.
It's like coming out against ice cream. No you don't have to think they're "the best evar", but it's hilariously contrarian to go "Actually ice cream is beneath me :smuggo:."

Also the real problem with rock criticism is a ridiculous nostalgia supremacism boner from all the ancient boomers still controlling that world.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

i have read a lot of hosed up, monstrous opinions in this thread and the Beatles actually being bad is amongst the worst

RedneckwithGuns
Mar 28, 2007

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This deserves having Run the Jewels and Run the Jewels fans on the exact opposite end of the spectrum. Love those guys but the vast majority of people at the live show I went to were cargo short-wearing Rick and Morty-fan libertarians lmao

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

codenameFANGIO posted:

i have read a lot of hosed up, monstrous opinions in this thread and the Beatles actually being bad is amongst the worst

oh sure name one good song, i'll wait

and the homage to Charles Manson "helter skelter" doesn't count, he's inherently good and they're just stealing Manson valor

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


RedneckwithGuns posted:

This deserves having Run the Jewels and Run the Jewels fans on the exact opposite end of the spectrum. Love those guys but the vast majority of people at the live show I went to were cargo short-wearing Rick and Morty-fan libertarians lmao

Same with Godspeed, just for the Phoenix show this year, where a couple of people left because I don't think they "got" what Godspeed is about. It was REALLY funny.

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

KiteAuraan posted:

Same with Godspeed, just for the Phoenix show this year, where a couple of people left because I don't think they "got" what Godspeed is about. It was REALLY funny.

RATM fans -> bottom right. RATM themselves -> off the scale from the bottom left, in Chiapas somewhere.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I think Godspeed was my favourite show this year.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Former DILF posted:

oh sure name one good song, i'll wait

and the homage to Charles Manson "helter skelter" doesn't count, he's inherently good and they're just stealing Manson valor

lol i read your first sentence and immediately thought "well what about helter skelter" lol

but really the entire second side of abbey road is great

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Nanomashoes posted:

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.

Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.

Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.

The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.

lol. Pierois dumb gently caress, if he had stuck to early beatles, he would have a point, but their later stuff was experimental as gently caress and thats their better stuff anyway.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Nanomashoes posted:

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.
In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.

Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.

Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.

The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.

It takes some real work to say nazi poo poo and not have that by the most offensively wrong thing in your argument.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

codenameFANGIO posted:

i have read a lot of hosed up, monstrous opinions in this thread and the Beatles actually being bad is amongst the worst

This.

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.
What is entry-level Beatles for someone who never really listened to them?

I like John Lennon’s Christmas song. I don’t like Yellow Submarine.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

snoremac posted:

What is entry-level Beatles for someone who never really listened to them?

I like John Lennon’s Christmas song. I don’t like Yellow Submarine.

the white album, abbey road, or revolver

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

snoremac posted:

What is entry-level Beatles for someone who never really listened to them?

I like John Lennon’s Christmas song. I don’t like Yellow Submarine.

the second side of abbey road like i said

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
The Beatles are bad because they weren't black enough, unlike the extremely African sounding works of *checks notes* Tim Buckley.

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007
the beatles were mediocre musicians but outrageously good songwriters

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Tokamak posted:

I think Godspeed was my favourite show this year.

Chud Rally with attacks on counter protestors interspersed with Police Brutality against a Protest was some great poo poo for the visual segment.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 28 days!)


Classical music snobs are the worst music fandom bar none, and they all wish their lives were run by the Pope.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
abbey road is such a loving good album drat

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



The Beatles are one of those bands where I feel like it's not so weird for someone nowadays to not "get" why they're so important or even worthwhile to listen to. It was like 70 years ago for fucks sake

the one thing I'll argue is that they're the greatest because they invented pop music, which is like, okay thanks you invented a novel new form of cholera except the child it killed was folk and bluegrass music

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Liking the Beatles is insanely passive-aggressive, try liking music people can diss without you being all well actually you're just being contrary

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.
So. Those Neo-Nazis, huh?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

what the gently caress are all these gorgeous twinks who are in love with each other doing in my anime!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-Dp8MeW_nA

kids on the slope

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

blojo was a man who thought he was a boner
but he was a fuckin scab
blojo left his home in who-gives-a-gently caress-lahoma
to fuckin smoke a pound of grass

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Epic High Five posted:

the one thing I'll argue is that they're the greatest because they invented pop music, which is like, okay thanks you invented a novel new form of cholera except the child it killed was folk and bluegrass music

The idea that rural music is somehow inherently a more noble and betterer grouping of genres is the biggest pile of bullshit.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Samovar posted:

So. Those Neo-Nazis, huh?

I hate them

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


feuer frei

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Samovar posted:

So. Those Neo-Nazis, huh?

yes we're talking about the beatles

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/abigbagofkeys/status/1043731089699700736
:eyepop:

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

KiteAuraan posted:

Same with Godspeed, just for the Phoenix show this year, where a couple of people left because I don't think they "got" what Godspeed is about. It was REALLY funny.

I don't Get godspeed but it's cool theyre not for me

Not like the Beatles

Who I jsut don't like

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003
Look the first 50 minutes of droning violin on Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven shoulda made their ideology clear

I kid, but we're seeing a common refrain. Spencer freaking when Depeche Mode (his fav band apparently) dissed him, Ministry fans upset about the Antifa song, the recent Willie Nelson dustup - chuds just don't get art at all.

edit: forgot the cardinal sin of taking Laibach at face value

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


hell yeah dude

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Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
the crowning achievement and most lasting part of the beatles legacy is them providing a platform to yoko ono

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