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Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?
Gotta love that tweet by hurricane helms, if you think of his most memorable segment, what comes to mind?

For me it's his interaction with the Rock. Good fun but he totally got over with the help of another person - and not a white guy either

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

https://www.instagram.com/p/B4M0wPeJxlh/?igshid=caux9ni4gf71

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
In case he deletes or changes it

quote:


My tweets yesterday were completely disrespectful and were unprofessional.‬
‪I have offend a ton of people and used anger to fuel me. ‬ ‪With that being said.. ‬ ‪I’d like to take this time to state an apologize for not giving a poo poo about what others think of me. ‪The anger I have inside of me has been built up for years now. Call me what you want, but you’ll never EVER be able to call me fake.‬ ‪ I’ve been lied too, used, and often mistreated by others who I viewed as associates.‬ ‪I’ve tipped toe around, kept quiet, even took some Ls when necessary. Emotionally charged up due to the shirt which triggered past emotions. I’m never going to be sorry for being me nor will I take back my words.‬ ‪I’m the drat professional wrestler in the WORLD & universe today.‬ ‪My ribs are touching and I’m tired of waiting. Time to snatch plates from those that have been eating far too long and always gets seconds while guys like myself have to eat crumbs from the floor like an unwanted child.‬ ‪For 4 years .. I gave my all to a promotion only to find out that you could only reach so high just as long as you didn’t surpass certain “people”.. I never begged for anything, I never kissed no rear end, nor did rub elbows with the right ppl to get ahead. I HUSTTLED, WORKED HARD. ‪I didn’t call Hunter everyday to get booked in New Japan (s/o to NJPW) I earned it.‬ ‪I’ve always wanted to be “The Guy” and of no one will allow me to be in that spot.. I shall blaze my own trail to that spot rather it be by the approval of others or not.‬ ‪Today i shall continue to go the distance. Today I shall Lee moving forward. Today I shall rise up from my past ashes like a Dark Phoenix and promote change in this industry.‬ ‪Remember these words ‪I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD! AND NO MAN OR WOMAN WILL STOP ME FROM BEING HONEST.‬ ‪GO THE DISTANCE...‬ ‪#MylesAhead‬
‪#ForTheCulture

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

is he trying to turn that poo poo into his actually meaningless wwe gimmick because it kinda reads that way

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I’m the drat professional wrestler in the WORLD & universe today.‬ ‪My ribs are touching

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

WWE probably told him to work it into an angle or get personal with lawyers.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Bard Maddox posted:

I’m the drat professional wrestler in the WORLD & universe today.‬ ‪My ribs are touching

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Myles is in a lovely position. We can all see the gun at his back.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Bard Maddox posted:

I’m the drat professional wrestler in the WORLD & universe today.‬ ‪My ribs are touching
thread title imo

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Dying

https://twitter.com/Malcolmvelli/status/1189211230965243907

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Man I know I don't watch WWE but I do hope Stokely gets on TV for extended periods of time. He's so good at his job, there's got to be at least one heel they'd like to push who can't talk for themselves.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Draxion posted:

Man I know I don't watch WWE but I do hope Stokely gets on TV for extended periods of time. He's so good at his job, there's got to be at least one heel they'd like to push who can't talk for themselves.

AEW would be NUTS to not pounce if it doesn't work out, him and MJF were magical together

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


noooooooooooooooooooo

https://twitter.com/superhumman1234/status/1189215146029322240

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

El Gallinero Gros posted:

AEW would be NUTS to not pounce if it doesn't work out, him and MJF were magical together

Preach.

Stokely owns so hard.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

El Gallinero Gros posted:

AEW would be NUTS to not pounce if it doesn't work out, him and MJF were magical together

Uh oh Chuck Taylor's gonna need a new list of names

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


This isn't CM Punk style it looks too good

blast0rama
Aug 13, 2003

Tingly.


Here's the latest beef of the wrestling world: Nick Aldis and Cara Noir.

https://twitter.com/Cara_Noir/status/1189229218896461826

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

blast0rama posted:

Here's the latest beef of the wrestling world: Nick Aldis and Cara Noir.

https://twitter.com/Cara_Noir/status/1189229218896461826

I think Cara is a good wrestler but I'm not sure what he did to tick off Aldis here. This is the first time I've seen Aldis beef like this.

coconono fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Oct 29, 2019

FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing

coconono posted:

I think Cara is a good wrestler but I'm really sure what he did to tick off Aldis here. This is the first time I've seen Aldis beef like this.

https://twitter.com/nwa/status/1188980176283209728

https://twitter.com/Cara_Noir/status/1189217863145545730

https://twitter.com/Cara_Noir/status/1189218014031470592

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Way to prove him right, Aldis

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's in that same thread. Someone tagged Cara in an NWA "Who should Aldis face?" tweet and he said no thanks because Aldis is neither good nor a nice person.

What they said.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Folks, the birthday horse is a shoot, and baby Dustin gets dragged by Greg later in the thread.

https://twitter.com/sexychuckiet/status/1189225043181613063?s=21

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I've never heard of this Cara Noir, but, I've seen Nick Aldis wrestle, so I'm siding with Cara Noir.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Was Aldis just being a heel on Twitter or is this a legit beef?

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

LividLiquid posted:

Was Aldis just being a heel on Twitter or is this a legit beef?

His response was in a DM so I assume it's legit beef stemming from Cara Noir's initial responses.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Folks, the birthday horse is a shoot, and baby Dustin gets dragged by Greg later in the thread.

https://twitter.com/sexychuckiet/status/1189225043181613063?s=21

This is the most Kentucky I have ever seen Chuck Taylor look.

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from
Boy ain’t got no neck

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Cara Noir loving rules, watch him wrestle PAC, he's good as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WswcvsHW8N4

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Wait am I supposed to look like that as an accountant? I'm doing something (a lot actually) wrong then.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It's the law that accountants must look like this.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Cara Noir is awesome and whenever I type Nick Aldis on my phone it autocorrects to Aldi's and that is an accurate loving estimation of his wrestling ability.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


History Comes Inside! posted:

Cara Noir is awesome and whenever I type Nick Aldis on my phone it autocorrects to Aldi's and that is an accurate loving estimation of his wrestling ability.

Wow sounds like a great value

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

https://twitter.com/priscillakelly_/status/1189283592440033281

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Aldi is perfectly fine as a wrestler, I enjoyed his matches with Cody and Scurl & I am liking him very much on NWA Power3. Would not suprise me if he is a shithead IRL, however.

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

He looks like the real deal in NWA Powrrr. But he has some cleaning up to do still and I believe he has some bridges burned. Dude just isn’t well-liked at all and is an extreme dickhead off camera.

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

MJeff posted:

It's the law that accountants must look like this.



Closer, I guess.

Hey did y'all know DLo Brown is a CPA also?

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Hellblazer187 posted:

Closer, I guess.

Hey did y'all know DLo Brown is a CPA also?

i did know that

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003


Oh.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

i did not.

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Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008




Why would you pick the crypt keeper as your nickname the man is an emaciated skeleton who couldn't even beat the old witch without interference from the vault keeper.

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