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Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
I wonder if an overenthusiastic fan has ever asked Stan Hansen or JBL to give them a clothesline.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Flameingblack posted:

Young Bucks Superkick a fan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f25GVBWK6M

"If a fan asks to be Superkicked by the Bucks, we're gonna #protect the business.”
Matt Buck

What the gently caress you shitheads don't superkick fans. This isn't like Bubba giving someone a knife-edge chop

If it's OK for Bret Hart to give Vince the Hart Attack in a bar it is OK to superkick fans. Repeatedly.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Oh whatever they didn't even knock the kid down. Fit Finlay used to break thumbs. THUMBS.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

CombineThresher posted:

Oh whatever they didn't even knock the kid down. Fit Finlay used to break thumbs. THUMBS.

:stonk:

I...what?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE


I'll let him explain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFvmJt82eLM

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Mechafunkzilla posted:

I wonder if an overenthusiastic fan has ever asked Stan Hansen or JBL to give them a clothesline.
Good luck finding one able to tell the tale.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Yeah, the dude was so into it, they didn't even knock him down AND they weren't even wearing shoes.

Looks like a fun time had by all and that dude is going to be nerding out over it his whole life, probably.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Mechafunkzilla posted:

I wonder if an overenthusiastic fan has ever asked Stan Hansen or JBL to give them a clothesline.

If I was on death row that'd be my preferred method of execution. It'd get the biggest pop anyway.

LanceBurrito
Jan 6, 2013
Looks like he was being held up. Looked out on his feet.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

i want to get superkicked so bad

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

oatgan posted:

i want to get superkicked so bad

Anytime, any place jabroni.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
I have never seen this before and my brain can't comprehend the big finish of this match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7xsmJzJ6hM

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w13NhZPz7xE&t=139s

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

I love Ultimo Dragon but that made me irrationally angry.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
However many years later that is still the dumbest thing I have ever seen in history.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Otani's tombstones loving suck, I'd no sell them too.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


KungFu Grip posted:

I have never seen this before and my brain can't comprehend the big finish of this match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7xsmJzJ6hM

Vince is a pretty good guy to make a run-in at podunk nowhere gym.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

That match was awesome.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
And here's a wacky Japanese wrestling commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KczFr8pXk10

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
New WWE Warehouse and it's all about the Smackdown fist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnK6G0fvsDA

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Man that thing is ridiculously big. That set owned

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Daniel Bryan posted:

New WWE Warehouse and it's all about the Smackdown fist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnK6G0fvsDA

God drat. I loved that big dumb fist. I was always hoping someone would use it to hit someone else. Maybe swing it down or something. Now knowing the fucker is 3 tons it's probably better off they didn't.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Bloody hell. Always knew that thing had to be massive, but 3 freaking tons, and needing its own dedicated 18-wheeler just to get from town to town? Surprised they kept it around for so long then, I imagine the fuel bill for that thing alone must have been ridiculous.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
If you really want to end up in a ball of tears watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAhxhIHdpM

Mini doc about the young Daniel Bryan fan who passed away a couple of weeks ago.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

rovert posted:

If you really want to end up in a ball of tears watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAhxhIHdpM

Mini doc about the young Daniel Bryan fan who passed away a couple of weeks ago.

Awwww, Stonecrusher died? Cancer can loving eat me, man. :(

EDIT: I made it until Bryan hugging Connor at Mania and his dad talking about it and now I'm loving losing it at my desk.

SamuraiFoochs fucked around with this message at 16:03 on May 6, 2014

PunkBoy
Aug 22, 2008

You wanna get through this?

rovert posted:

If you really want to end up in a ball of tears watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAhxhIHdpM

Mini doc about the young Daniel Bryan fan who passed away a couple of weeks ago.

I'm less than a minute in and it's already heartbreaking. :(

Fake Edit: Ryback Rules. :unsmith:

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



rovert posted:

If you really want to end up in a ball of tears watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAhxhIHdpM

Mini doc about the young Daniel Bryan fan who passed away a couple of weeks ago.

Many, many tears wear shed watching this video. But at least he got to see his hero have his biggest win at the biggest show. RIP Connor, you were a true fighter.




loving cancer.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Aw man he hooked the leg. God speed little man.

Edit: I made it most of the way through without tears until I got to the dad talking at the end. I saw the pain in his eyes and his voice and was just struck with a bolt of terror. Mostly because it reminded me of last Monday when I had to take my little girl to the hospital and she stopped breathing. Thankfully she got better but man that poor guy. I hope he has a good support group around him.

Shard fucked around with this message at 16:50 on May 6, 2014

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
In all seriousness if anyone can watch that without at least getting choked up, I question your humanity. Listening to Steph was heartbreaking, second only to Connor's dad.

I just want to give that man a hug and tell him he's an amazing dad. :smith: In a way, I hope he and his wife can find the desire to have another kid if they want to (assuming they don't already), because I know that can't fill the hole, but there needs to be more dads like that in the world. :unsmith:

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Ya know, I was going to be a sarcastic jerk and be all like "That's the best Hunter match I've ever seen."

Then it's about 3 minutes later and my heart grew three sizes this day and now I'm pretty positive that's the greatest thing I've ever seen Hunter do.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I just want to give that man a hug and tell him he's an amazing dad. :smith: In a way, I hope he and his wife can find the desire to have another kid if they want to (assuming they don't already), because I know that can't fill the hole, but there needs to be more dads like that in the world. :unsmith:

IIRC, Connor did have a brother. He was in Connor's original "Daniel Bryan, I want to meet you so bad!" video.

Goddamn I'm glad I saw that video an hour ago, not now that I'm at work. I too marked out when he hooked the leg.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

WeX Majors posted:

Ya know, I was going to be a sarcastic jerk and be all like "That's the best Hunter match I've ever seen."

Then it's about 3 minutes later and my heart grew three sizes this day and now I'm pretty positive that's the greatest thing I've ever seen Hunter do.

There's another HHH video where some dick stole a DX shirt one of DX threw to a special needs guy. HHH then invites the special needs guy into the ring does the whole pre match spiel with the guy and all. It owned.

WeX Majors
Apr 16, 2006
Joined for the archives
Man, I forgot all about that!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tyeM4omIK4
(Btw, I've never been so afraid of the search terms I was about to type in as I was just now)

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


rovert posted:

If you really want to end up in a ball of tears watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAhxhIHdpM

Mini doc about the young Daniel Bryan fan who passed away a couple of weeks ago.

That is really both the happiest and the most heart breakingest thing ever. They all deserve medals.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Spikeguy posted:

Aw man he hooked the leg. God speed little man.

I marked so huge for that, and for HHH flat-backing in a suit. Ryback was really funny, too.

It's good to see this stuff, if only to counteract how scummy and weird the wrestling business can be.

edit: It's also really nice that the wrestlers who do stuff like this are always 100% engaged and willing to goof around with these kids and make them feel special.

CombineThresher fucked around with this message at 22:33 on May 6, 2014

pitlo
Dec 30, 2004

You won't get anything
done by planning.
Isn't that not Ryback but Batista.

Incendiary Pig
Nov 3, 2006

Totally out of control

pitlo posted:

Isn't that not Ryback but Batista.

I also thought it was Batista.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

rovert posted:

If you really want to end up in a ball of tears watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RAhxhIHdpM

Mini doc about the young Daniel Bryan fan who passed away a couple of weeks ago.

From cracking up at him telling AJ to "stop your craziness" to bawling like a baby. Rest in peace, Crusher, and thank you WWE for making that little guy's dream come true. :( Also jumping on the "gently caress cancer" bandwagon, nobody should ever have to go through that, especially not a child.

BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 02:17 on May 7, 2014

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Godspeed, Stone Crusher. Go tap out Jesus up there.

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Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


From the CHIKpicks series, UltraMantis brings up one of his favorite Chikara matches in Claudio Castagnoli vs. Brodie Lee in a steel cage (with Mantis on commentary).

Somebody asked the other day if Cesaro and Luke Harper ever had a match. Here you go.

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