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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

AlmightyPants posted:

Ah yes, from the cheese capitol of the world, Connecticut.

they're just selling the cheese, not making it. if you want to spend $60/lb on some cheese, that place is great

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



This guy is amazing

https://x.com/sumX_error/status/1788584336956014850

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019


hey didn’t this guy get his account banned here

Mistaken For Bacon
Apr 26, 2003

Good news! KSA's regime only has 4-14 years to get ahead of their reputation of murdering dissidents I guess???

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Spreadsheet perverts

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

coconono posted:

Spreadsheet perverts

Sprerverts

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

It is all Skye Blues fault, clearly

https://x.com/theantimarkofpw/status/1788574619454034425?s=46

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

gently caress that piece of poo poo

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Fearful of rear end, smh

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

thats the type of guy who might need to be posted in this thread the least

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
That guy is a victim blaming scumbag

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



Please try and post more interesting bad takes than just garden variety misogyny. There's nothing funny about that. This thread is for funny weird takes, not just for getting mad about sexists, homophobes, etc.

Fart Radio
Sep 7, 2010

@Therock hey man check it... You ever kill a man or no? Hit me up. ;)
i think we should be allowed to carve a blue checkmark into that dude's forehead, inglorious basterds style, so he has to tell people that he posts dogshit rage-bait as "the antimark of pro wrestling"

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Or hey, you could just be an adult and keep your gross poo poo to yourself. Why should we be encouraging assholes saying that poo poo?


Thoroughly enjoyed the minimizing of it because of what minority wrestlers have dealt with in the past being worse.

Shard posted:

gently caress that piece of poo poo

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Please try and post more interesting bad takes than just garden variety misogyny. There's nothing funny about that. This thread is for funny weird takes, not just for getting mad about sexists, homophobes, etc.

the part where he implies that skin color was a deliberate choice similar to clothing, that black wrestles made to get heat, is kind of funny imo

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

It’s good the guy got kicked out

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Now this is why I love the insane people on twitter

https://x.com/aewdisciplinary/status/1788644116026294771?s=46&t=ZOgtjsgQ2j9jWfsJ7rwNNA

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

That’s me and mah hubbeh

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Nobody is supposed to have fun at wrestling.

You think I took you to all those WWE shows to have fun?!! Well, I didn’t hear any hooting and hollering!

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


loving this conspiracy theory

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

aew hiring speedball mike bailey, but as a part-time on-camera audience cosplay guy, part-time seat filler when he's not needed on cam

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

https://x.com/jgreer87g/status/1778636504459350111?s=46&t=bbVAetI2_DV7aCjhIGsFZA

https://x.com/aew_pakistan/status/1568295363282345985?s=46&t=bbVAetI2_DV7aCjhIGsFZA

https://x.com/aew_pakistan/status/1653273742598963200?s=46&t=bbVAetI2_DV7aCjhIGsFZA

https://x.com/aew_pakistan/status/1647258003840573442?s=46&t=bbVAetI2_DV7aCjhIGsFZA

https://x.com/princeaquaa/status/1688342963460648960?s=46&t=bbVAetI2_DV7aCjhIGsFZA

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
These people are used to 20 years of WWE audiences where it's mostly people staring at their phones until someones music hits and then they get really excited for 20 seconds and then go back to staring at their phones.

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


tony khan penis all in your nose mouth ears and eyes .like a sousage uwahahaha.

Most Power Alex
Sep 2, 2023

Remember to use a picture of yourself touching your face if you want to be taken seriously.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



The idea of putting a picture of myself online is terrifying to me.

Social media was a drat mistake for normalizing that poo poo.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

The337th posted:

tony khan penis all in your nose mouth ears and eyes .like a sousage uwahahaha.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

as a fat aew fan named glob, i

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

A Fancy Hat posted:

Nobody is supposed to have fun at wrestling.

You think I took you to all those WWE shows to have fun?!! Well, I didn’t hear any hooting and hollering!

i've said this before and i'll say it again, you are supposed to watch wrestling with your arms crossed and a frown on your face. when the heel wins, always by cheating, you are supposed to scoff and say "that son of a bitch is gonna get what's coming to him." when the face beats the heel, you are supposed to scoff even louder and say "that son of a bitch got what was coming to him."

any other way of watching wrestling is wrong

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Wrestling should only be watched in a dimly lit room, away from the prying & judgemental eyes of family & friends, while you barely watch the matches and instead doomscroll Twitter & message boards actively making GBS threads on the product

The337th
Mar 30, 2011


C. Everett Koop posted:

i've said this before and i'll say it again, you are supposed to watch wrestling with your arms crossed and a frown on your face. when the heel wins, always by cheating, you are supposed to scoff and say "that son of a bitch is gonna get what's coming to him." when the face beats the heel, you are supposed to scoff even louder and say "that son of a bitch got what was coming to him."

any other way of watching wrestling is wrong

no this is just how I read the forum

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

quote:

Imagine going from main eventing the biggest wrestling show in the world against another talented young star for a prestigious title to only a few short years later finding yourself working for the B company, fighting for a championship named after a channel that just plays old reruns of Friends and Big Bang Theory.

She did this to herself, and she took Naomi down with her. At least Naomi had the sense to make things right, Mercedes is apparently too stubborn.

This is what happens when you believe you're a bigger star than you really are. Not a needle mover, not a ticket seller. I always enjoyed Sasha Banks matches but never felt like anything was missing with her gone.

Seriously though, good luck in her bid to win the Cartoon Network Championship though, or whatever channel they name their next title after.

- Mr. rear end 💋

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Billy Gunn what the gently caress?

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

I think we can all agree the Cartoon Network Title would kick rear end and would probably lead to stuff like a Dexter’s Laboratory Street Fight or Scooby Doo meeting Death Triangle.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
All of those signed bad wrestling opinions I'm posting are from the same facebook page. I don't know why they need like 7 people posting bad takes on one account

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006


screencap

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

A Fancy Hat posted:

I think we can all agree the Cartoon Network Title would kick rear end and would probably lead to stuff like a Dexter’s Laboratory Street Fight or Scooby Doo meeting Death Triangle.

It is genuinely surprising that AEW and Cartoon Network/Adult Swim haven't really done any crossovers...all I can think of was that time Best Friends dressed up as Rick & Morty to promote the new season

Also I love that both the TBS and TNT belts have the Turner Broadcasting Mansion on the sideplates; a CN title would definitely have the Williams Street building on it and that would make it a top-tier belt.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
I feel like screencaps of lots of text look worse than a quote block, plus imgur and awful app support for it went wonky a bit ago.

I can't timg a quote, so I can see the scrolling be annoying. What's the thread consensus? I can go with either format now.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/THEVinceRusso/status/1788934948620992539

Yeah, bro, it couldn't just be that cable is dying, could it bro?

Also schiznit.

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
Wow that’s crazy

Hey Vince, how are the ratings for your show, nitro

Doing well, I hope?

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