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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


freeedr posted:

I’ve never seen one of those theaters in real life, but, what ELSE are they supposed to be for?

Well, sometimes semi-public loving.

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

freeedr posted:

Ive never seen one of those theaters in real life, but, what ELSE are they supposed to be for?

What, you've never watched a porn film to analyze the plot?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









He... fixes the cable?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



sebmojo posted:

He... fixes the cable?

Turns out he doesn't :(

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




sebmojo posted:

He... fixes the cable?

Don't be fatuous

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


LifeSunDeath posted:

LOL. Looking back on how far we've come in this hell dimension...I can't believe people got so upset about PeeWee jacking it in what's basically the most appropriate jackin' it location.

Someone involved in the biz wrote a tell all article about that a while back and it turned out the whole thing was an elaborate screw job on Paul Reubens by Les Moonves because Reubens' contract was about to expire at CBS and he was getting a much better deal elsewhere. Like it wasn't an accident that Reubens got caught, Moonves hired a crooked PI to follow him and then drop the dime to the cops as well as making sure the news hit the tabloids.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

Someone involved in the biz wrote a tell all article about that a while back and it turned out the whole thing was an elaborate screw job on Paul Reubens by Les Moonves because Reubens' contract was about to expire at CBS and he was getting a much better deal elsewhere. Like it wasn't an accident that Reubens got caught, Moonves hired a crooked PI to follow him and then drop the dime to the cops as well as making sure the news hit the tabloids.

Moonves is a piece of poo poo for many reasons, but this makes me even more angry.

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

So I have literally just discovered today that Reubens was arrested in an adult theatre.

I guess how it was explained to me when it happened by a friend's worldly older brother that "Peewee was arrested for touching his penis in a movie theatre" and I have thought for all these years since that he was arrested for masturbating in a regular movie theatre.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

RoboRodent posted:

So I have literally just discovered today that Reubens was arrested in an adult theatre.

I guess how it was explained to me when it happened by a friend's worldly older brother that "Peewee was arrested for touching his penis in a movie theatre" and I have thought for all these years since that he was arrested for masturbating in a regular movie theatre.

You're not the only one.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
He has something in common with John Wilkes Booth!

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Has he ever been interviewed about it or told his side of the story to the media before?

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LifeSunDeath posted:

LOL. Looking back on how far we've come in this hell dimension...I can't believe people got so upset about PeeWee jacking it in what's basically the most appropriate jackin' it location.

Considering being made an honorary member of the "Black Pack", I can only assume PeeWee was more BeegDee and that's the real reason he got caught because subtlety wasn't an option for him.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
PeeWee is a tragic figure...but I always felt like he was a hero...now I'm sure he's a real hero. He's like the darker Mr. Rogers.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

I always assumed Pee Wee was cruising when they caught him.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

LifeSunDeath posted:

PeeWee is a tragic figure...but I always felt like he was a hero...now I'm sure he's a real hero. He's like the darker Mr. Rogers.

Well he did make a comeback about a decade later and made a new PeeWee film a few years ago, so it's hard to feel too bad.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Wasn't Pee-Wee Herman found with child porn on his computer later on?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

RatHat posted:

Well he did make a comeback about a decade later and made a new PeeWee film a few years ago, so it's hard to feel too bad.

But it's bad to feel hard for him?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Screaming Idiot posted:

Wasn't Pee-Wee Herman found with child porn on his computer later on?

Pretty sure that's the myth that spread once "whacking it in a whacking theater" stopped being looked down on.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Screaming Idiot posted:

Wasn't Pee-Wee Herman found with child porn on his computer later on?

I think it turned out he collected a lot of erotica, muscle mags, and "sexy teens" stuff, but no actual porn featuring anyone underage. I think they concluded too that the sexy teens stuff was an accident, as he had bought stuff in lots and had like 20 metric tons of material, and yet the sexy teens stuff was 0.01% of the collection and he probably bought them unknowingly as part of giant collection of other stuff.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Screaming Idiot posted:

Wasn't Pee-Wee Herman found with child porn on his computer later on?

His thing was that he bought a ton of vintage erotica and hadn't actually looked through all of it and it turned out that some of it had kids in it but he wasn't seeking it out or anything. Also apparently he had a copy of Rob Lowe's sex tape.

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

LifeSunDeath posted:

now I'm sure he's a real hero.

Is he, though?

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I think it turned out he collected a lot of erotica, muscle mags, and "sexy teens" stuff, but no actual porn featuring anyone underage. I think they concluded too that the sexy teens stuff was an accident, as he had bought stuff in lots and had like 20 metric tons of material, and yet the sexy teens stuff was 0.01% of the collection and he probably bought them unknowingly as part of giant collection of other stuff.

Some of it was also pre-ban stuff, including some already widely distributed smut, like Rob Lowe's sex tape.


E:FB

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Is he, though?



Les Moonves spotted itt.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

LifeSunDeath posted:

PeeWee is a tragic figure...but I always felt like he was a hero...now I'm sure he's a real hero. He's like the darker Mr. Rogers.

Punished "Pee Wee" Herman

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I loved that when he took the stage for the first time following his exile as part of his comeback standup tour, the first line out of his mouth was HEARD ANY GOOD JOKES LATELY??

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

cinni posted:

Has he ever been interviewed about it or told his side of the story to the media before?

His first post-arrest appearance he did in-character as Pee-Wee and said "Heard any good jokes lately?"

edit MOTHERFUCK

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

He has something in common with John Wilkes Booth!

Illegally getting theater seats wet?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



:newlol:

Though for real this is some whiplash in this world where the now-familiar script is "beloved celebrity turns out to be a sex weird and everyone turns on them"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMEcDldKHA0&t=78s

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Scathach posted:

Pretty sure that's the myth that spread once "whacking it in a whacking theater" stopped being looked down on.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I think it turned out he collected a lot of erotica, muscle mags, and "sexy teens" stuff, but no actual porn featuring anyone underage. I think they concluded too that the sexy teens stuff was an accident, as he had bought stuff in lots and had like 20 metric tons of material, and yet the sexy teens stuff was 0.01% of the collection and he probably bought them unknowingly as part of giant collection of other stuff.

muscles like this! posted:

His thing was that he bought a ton of vintage erotica and hadn't actually looked through all of it and it turned out that some of it had kids in it but he wasn't seeking it out or anything. Also apparently he had a copy of Rob Lowe's sex tape.

I'm glad Pee-Wee didn't turn out to be a pedo. I'd google it for myself, but, uh... google doesn't need that search in my history.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
Quit it with all these pictures, guys!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

chitoryu12 posted:

Illegally getting theater seats wet?

Shot a guy in the back of the head in a theater. But that's a good take!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Solice Kirsk posted:

Shot a guy in the back of the head in a theater. But that's a good take!
Shot in the head!
And you're too late
You missed all the trailers

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

FactsAreUseless posted:

Shot in the head!
And you're too late
You missed all the trailers

Just masturbate

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Data Graham posted:

:newlol:

Though for real this is some whiplash in this world where the now-familiar script is "beloved celebrity turns out to be a sex weird and everyone turns on them"

Hopefully a sign that sex weirdos are no longer scapegoats for sex predators

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Nothing wrong with being a sex weirdo


as long as it's between two (or more) consenting adults.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

muscles like this! posted:

His thing was that he bought a ton of vintage erotica and hadn't actually looked through all of it and it turned out that some of it had kids in it but he wasn't seeking it out or anything. Also apparently he had a copy of Rob Lowe's sex tape.

I completely forgot Rob Lowe had a sex tape.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


I completely forgot Rob Lowe.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

MizPiz posted:

Hopefully a sign that sex weirdos are no longer scapegoats for sex predators

Especially considering that sex weirdo usually meant homosexual and conflatting that with predators just makes a muck.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I probably should have said sex pest, that's the commonest catch-all for what I'm getting at right?

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