9/11 Trutherism and what I just can't figure out about the conspiracy crowd

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Switzerland: Feb 18, 2005; Do what thou must do.

Fried Watermelon posted:

How do you guys keep your fingers from growing too long due to your crystals?

It's really hard to find velvet gloves that fit

Fingerless velvet gloves, duh :smug:

# ? Feb 25, 2016 19:29

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:20

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

So that conspiracy cruise ship thing (Conspira Sea) happened, and you can read all about it here from someone who's not insane.

Some highlights:

Andrew "MMR vaccines cause autism" Wakefield was there, promoting a film he's making called Injecting Lies. "I clearly heard Wakefield say during the presentation that Leonardo DiCaprio was somehow involved in helping to promote the film, having gotten involved via his father George. �They�re going to put all their efforts behind it,� Wakefield told the room. (When I asked Wakefield about the DiCaprio claim later, he denied having said it, and said I must have misheard, though other reporters in the room confirmed they�d heard it too. A representative for DiCaprio didn�t return a request for comment.)"
Some Sovereign Citizens / Redemption Movement (aka "you just gotta get the right paperwork and then you can claim the millions of dollars that the US Government is holding for you") claiming that instead of paying fines or civil court judgments with money, you can instead write promissory notes and bonds and liens and submit them to the court. And then the article goes extensively into these peoples' myriad financial problems
A man who's "died" three times and who now believes that death is not real. Also "The first time he died, back in the �70s, was the most transformative, Brinkley told me: �I went from a complete arrogant redneck hillbilly rear end in a top hat former Marine to a spiritual being.� (Brinkley has been accused of exaggerating his military service, claiming to have been a CIA sniper in Laos when he was, as the L.A. Times reported in 1995, actually stationed in Georgia driving trucks.)"
Laura Eisenhower (great-granddaughter of the former President) "explained she was there to show us how to get beyond �the seven chakra system that�s been implanted within us,�... and did note during her presentation, however, that no one should vote for Hillary Clinton: �She�s definitely not human.�"
'�There are no [vaccine] exemptions anymore,� Sean David Morton piped in. �Not even if you�re Jewish. But I think Obama made an exception for Muslims.�... With vaccines, he said, �They rape your kids. They are literally raping your kids."'

It's a big article, I'd definitely recommend giving it a read, there's some really goofy poo poo in there.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:21

sexy fucking muskrat: Aug 22, 2010; by exmarx

A cruise for conspiracy theorists sounds like it could be the basis for a great Christopher Guest style mockumentary

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:40

E-Tank: Aug 4, 2011

Mr Jaunts posted:

A cruise for conspiracy theorists sounds like it could be the basis for a great Christopher Guest style mockumentary

Or a murder mystery video game where everyone is a suspect, and everyone is also a lizardperson.

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:41

razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Just walked past a guy with a mic proclaiming that light-skinned Jews aren't really Jews and all black people are actually Jewish. :psyduck:

# ? Feb 27, 2016 20:57

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Didn't you know there are only two races, those being white and other?

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:48

moller: Jan 10, 2007; Swan stole my music and framed me!

razorrozar posted:

Just walked past a guy with a mic proclaiming that light-skinned Jews aren't really Jews and all black people are actually Jewish.

I hope it was these guys:

I can't seem to find a picture of the awesome mural they have where a horse is crushing the pope while ufos hover in the background.

moller fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Feb 28, 2016

# ? Feb 27, 2016 23:56

razorrozar: Feb 21, 2012; by Cyrano4747

moller posted:

I hope it was these guys:

I can't seem to find a picture of the awesome mural they have where a horse is crushing the pope while ufos hover in the background.

That actually looks quite similar to the outfit he was wearing. Who are these guys?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:10

Switzerland: Feb 18, 2005; Do what thou must do.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites

# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:29

woke wedding drone: Jun 1, 2003; by exmarx; Fun Shoe

razorrozar posted:

That actually looks quite similar to the outfit he was wearing. Who are these guys?

Aren't those Black Israelites or some other descendants of the Garveyites? They say a lot of stupid poo poo unfortunately.

e: b

# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:42

I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

The only time Louis Theroux ever seemed genuinely nervous on Weird Weekends was when the black israelites surrounded him and wouldn't let him go until he agreed that Shakespeare was black.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 19:47

moller: Jan 10, 2007; Swan stole my music and framed me!

razorrozar posted:

That actually looks quite similar to the outfit he was wearing. Who are these guys?

Switzerland posted:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hebrew_Israelites

Specifically the School of Universal Practical Knowledge.

Who were also the sect featured on Weird Weekends. They've been a fixture in DC for ages.

Jack Gladney posted:

The only time Louis Theroux ever seemed genuinely nervous on Weird Weekends was when the black israelites surrounded him and wouldn't let him go until he agreed that Shakespeare was black.

Well, there was the part in Survivalists where he was cornered in the tiny office of the Aryan Nation by the pastor's giant german shepherd Hans. Also there was the part in Porn where he was insinuating the gay for pay male star might be something other than completely straight.

The first thing that popped to mind was Louis refusing to deny that he had any Jewish heritage at the neo-nazi potluck/kegger, but that was a special and not Weird Weekends.

The Survivalists and UFO episodes of Weird Weekends are rich this thread fodder.

moller fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Feb 28, 2016

# ? Feb 28, 2016 23:30

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

Wikileaks just releases conint gamma level documents claiming the NSA is bugging the UN.

# ? Feb 28, 2016 23:56

The Larch: Jan 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Shbobdb posted:

Wikileaks just releases conint gamma level documents claiming the NSA is bugging the UN.

Isn't that their job?

# ? Feb 28, 2016 23:59

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Shbobdb posted:

Wikileaks just releases conint gamma level documents claiming the NSA is bugging the UN.

Yeah, no surprise there. It's not a conspiracy theory if there's substantial evidence.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 01:06

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

I thought they were more of a domestic spying agency? Like the FBI/Gestapo/domestic wing of the KGB.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 01:06

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Shbobdb posted:

I thought they were more of a domestic spying agency? Like the FBI/Gestapo/domestic wing of the KGB.

The NSA is basically the signal intelligence branch of the US government, they work with domestic as well as foreign intelligence agencies

# ? Feb 29, 2016 01:11

raminasi: Jan 25, 2005; a last drink with no ice

Shbobdb posted:

I thought they were more of a domestic spying agency? Like the FBI/Gestapo/domestic wing of the KGB.

Theoretically, there are actually more restrictions on their domestic spying activities due to fourth amendment concerns. Theoretically.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 01:29

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

Yeah man, lots of creepy poo poo out there like this poo poo man.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 02:36

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Young Orc

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...13e8_story.html

quote:

When Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia died 12 days ago at a West Texas ranch, he was among high-ranking members of an exclusive fraternity for hunters called the International Order of St. Hubertus, an Austrian society that dates back to the 1600s.

After Scalia�s death Feb. 13, the names of the 35 other guests at the remote resort, along with details about Scalia�s connection to the hunters, have remained largely unknown. A review of public records shows that some of the men who were with Scalia at the ranch are connected through the International Order of St. Hubertus, whose members gathered at least once before at the same ranch for a celebratory weekend.

Members of the worldwide, male-only society wear dark-green robes emblazoned with a large cross and the motto �Deum Diligite Animalia Diligentes,� which means �Honoring God by honoring His creatures,� according to the group�s website. Some hold titles, such as Grand Master, Prior and Knight Grand Officer. The Order�s name is in honor of Hubert, the patron saint of hunters and fishermen.

That's the boring version, though.

http://www.infowars.com/justice-scalia-died-surrounded-by-luciferians-special-report/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFqQoDokbtE

# ? Feb 29, 2016 02:49

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

Sir Tonk posted:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...13e8_story.html

That's the boring version, though.

http://www.infowars.com/justice-scalia-died-surrounded-by-luciferians-special-report/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFqQoDokbtE

Yeah, no surprises there. It doesn't count as a conspiracy theory if there is substantial evidence.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 03:10

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Shbobdb posted:

Yeah, no surprises there. It doesn't count as a conspiracy theory if there is substantial evidence.

Do you have some kind of learning disability? A youtube video filled with rampant speculation is not even a form of evidence.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 05:28

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Shbobdb posted:

I thought they were more of a domestic spying agency? Like the FBI/Gestapo/domestic wing of the KGB.

the UN is headquartered in New York

# ? Feb 29, 2016 08:13

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

QuarkJets posted:

Do you have some kind of learning disability? A youtube video filled with rampant speculation is not even a form of evidence.

Yeah, dude who bases his jurisprudence on his ability to divine the intentions of dead men has ties to necromantic secret societies, who knew?

Learn to swim.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 08:29

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Shbobdb posted:

Yeah, dude who bases his jurisprudence on his ability to divine the intentions of dead men has ties to necromantic secret societies, who knew?

Learn to swim.

Your mom put bleach in your apple juice when you were a kid

# ? Feb 29, 2016 09:03

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

QuarkJets posted:

Your mom put bleach in your apple juice when you were a kid

Incorrect. The government put fluoride in my water and sorbitol in my apple juice. I do agree that I was poisoned, though. Like far too many people.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 09:06

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Shbobdb posted:

Yeah, dude who bases his jurisprudence on his ability to divine the intentions of dead men has ties to necromantic secret societies, who knew?

Learn to swim.

more like old dude who bases his jurisprudence on his ability to be an archconservative shitheel has ties to conservative club full of conservative old dudes

# ? Feb 29, 2016 10:02

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

Different paths to the same truth speaks to its power.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:55

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

stop talking to shbobdb

# ? Feb 29, 2016 16:58

suck my woke dick: Oct 10, 2012; I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Shbobdb posted:

Different paths to the same truth speaks to its power.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:21

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

Did anyone see the red carpet interview with Kevin Hart where the orgonite on his tux made the lizard lady show her true form and it was all like

Jakub's creations are freaking monsters man.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 17:30

QuarkJets: Sep 8, 2008

Low-effort idiocy like yours isn't much fun to engage with

# ? Feb 29, 2016 19:29

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

QuarkJets posted:

Low-effort idiocy like yours isn't much fun to engage with

This is like the third time you've come back to this well, so clearly you are getting something out of it.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 19:42

xthetenth: Dec 30, 2012; Mario wasn't sure if this Jeb guy was a good influence on Yoshi.

Shbobdb posted:

This is like the third time you've come back to this well, so clearly you are getting something out of it.

Despite you, not because of you.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 19:48

Radio Prune: Feb 19, 2010

Please keep earnestly engaging with the obvious fakeposts.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 20:36

zakharov: Nov 30, 2002; Tater Love

He admitted to being a gimmick earlier in the thread, stop replying to him.

# ? Feb 29, 2016 21:13

moller: Jan 10, 2007; Swan stole my music and framed me!

All posts are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 00:02

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Gimmick posters need to be mass banned for a while, it used to be entertaining. Now it's just boring watching thread after thread fall apart due to the unoriginal annoying posting of some fuckwit not convincing anyone for a moment who just won't piss off.

# ? Mar 1, 2016 03:37

Shbobdb: Dec 16, 2010; by Reene

I used to think I got probated for saying bad things about cops, but I pretty quickly realized that I get probated for interrupting happy little hugfests. For making people think as opposed to just blindly agreeing with each other.

"Tell the truth and everyone loses their mind!"

# ? Mar 1, 2016 05:57

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# ? May 30, 2024 03:20

BENGHAZI 2: Oct 13, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Shbobdb posted:

I used to think I got probated for saying bad things about cops

noted coploving forum, dnd

# ? Mar 1, 2016 06:00

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