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ZergFluid
Feb 20, 2014

by XyloJW
I condemn True Love's opinions because they aren't as sophisticated and developed as mine.

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Well alright jon pop, can I call you Johnny? Johnny, why do you keep spending money to come back here and post the exact same ways and in the exact same threads? See, most other reregs try to hide who they are for a bit. Some may build up posts in an unrelated thread, like zergfluid. Some are parachute accounts from 7 years ago. But you keep coming back. You keep posting the same predictable bullshit. Your stubborn desire to post the same trash over and over again is like clockwork.

So just confess as to who you are and never post again and you won't be banned. Easy. See? There is mercy. Confession is the key to absolution. You can continue to watch all your favorite lets plays. You can continue to see the amazing deals in the coupons forum. No having to pay another ten bucks. Just confess and all will be forgiven, with the one caveat that you never ever post again.

True Love
May 26, 2014

by XyloJW

their lil poopers posted:

Well alright jon pop, can I call you Johnny? Johnny, why do you keep spending money to come back here and post the exact same ways and in the exact same threads? See, most other reregs try to hide who they are for a bit. Some may build up posts in an unrelated thread, like zergfluid. Some are parachute accounts from 7 years ago. But you keep coming back. You keep posting the same predictable bullshit. Your stubborn desire to post the same trash over and over again is like clockwork.

So just confess as to who you are and never post again and you won't be banned. Easy. See? There is mercy. Confession is the key to absolution. You can continue to watch all your favorite lets plays. You can continue to see the amazing deals in the coupons forum. No having to pay another ten bucks. Just confess and all will be forgiven, with the one caveat that you never ever post again.

"I'd rather be fishing."

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

True Love posted:

"I'd rather be fishing."

Last chance dude, last chance for a clean confession. Who are you a rereg of?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

their lil poopers posted:

Last chance dude, last chance for a clean confession. Who are you a rereg of?

Can you at least wait for him to tell us why he is on house arrest. That one could be good.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Hobohemian posted:

Can you at least wait for him to tell us why he is on house arrest. That one could be good.

I have already figured out that's why he keeps reregging, even though I keep making rhetorically ecclesiastic posts.

MrE
Jan 20, 2012

Yeah, that's right
So I read the entire pathetic/hilarious thread, and all I have to say is that grilled cheese with pepperoni is the best

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


MrE posted:

So I read the entire pathetic/hilarious thread, and all I have to say is that grilled cheese with pepperoni is the best

Is it actually worth all 160+ pages? I just skipped to the end

will I be enthralled like reading a manifesto or is this just the pathetic ramblings of sad goons

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!

MrE posted:

So I read the entire pathetic/hilarious thread, and all I have to say is that grilled cheese with pepperoni is the best

haha I forgot about sandwichgate and how being rejected is like sticking your dick in a George Foreman grill or something.

MrE
Jan 20, 2012

Yeah, that's right

old dog child posted:

Is it actually worth all 160+ pages? I just skipped to the end

will I be enthralled like reading a manifesto or is this just the pathetic ramblings of sad goons


I mean, most is pretty sad but there are highlights for sure. Like that 40+ year old virgoon trying to get a teenager drunk to gently caress.
And of course there are plenty of crazy-manifesto-economical-pussy cartel- type poo poo. And oh, don't forget the rape

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.

old dog child posted:

Is it actually worth all 160+ pages? I just skipped to the end

will I be enthralled like reading a manifesto or is this just the pathetic ramblings of sad goons

Just pick a trainwreck-y poster and filter to view their posts. If there's anything important other people said, then those posts will probably be quoted.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


gracias, kind goons. time to feel better about my life

MrE
Jan 20, 2012

Yeah, that's right

old dog child posted:

gracias, kind goons. time to feel better about my life

It's a double-edged sword though. You might feel better individually, but lose hope in humanity - then again, just tell yourself the people can not possibly be for real. Please don't be for real...

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


old dog child posted:

gracias, kind goons. time to feel better about my life

The thread starts off kind of bad but then takes a sharp turn for crazy town with pussy cartels and the cock carousel. Enjoy.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Gas that true love guys other thread until he tells us who he is.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Ponce de Le0n posted:

Gas that true love guys other thread until he tells us who he is.

He is weak. He hides who he is and will not admit to who he once was. He is worse than the cryptojew.

Veskit
Mar 2, 2005

I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!
Did Pinball become a better person yet?

Homura and Sickle
Apr 21, 2013

True Love posted:

Tell me whats it like to make love to a white women age 16-21. If you explain in detail and get me off I will tell you anything you want to know.

have you ever eaten large amounts of rat poison? very similar sensation to boning a college aged white girl, 10/10

True Love
May 26, 2014

by XyloJW

Jagchosis posted:

have you ever eaten large amounts of rat poison? very similar sensation to boning a college aged white girl, 10/10

Can you go into detail? tia

True Love
May 26, 2014

by XyloJW

lidnsya posted:

haha I forgot about sandwichgate and how being rejected is like sticking your dick in a George Foreman grill or something.

It may not phyiecly burn but rejection hurts. Women don't understand because the numbers are in their favor. 99% of women feel wanted everyday. Most men just want to know someone finds them desirable. It's not right to make fun.

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THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx
How long without having sex do you need to go before you're officially a re-virgin?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

True Love posted:

It may not phyiecly burn but rejection hurts. Women don't understand because the numbers are in their favor. 99% of women feel wanted everyday. Most men just want to know someone finds them desirable. It's not right to make fun.

If you lowered you standards a bit, you could totally be desired by those 1% who don't feel wanted.

Or you can keep thinking men are owed love and sex, feel more bitter every year because you don't understand why women won't jump at you despite your efforts to "be cool", and then devise an evil plan to kill all men on earth to have the world as a harem, like that dude in the news did.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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True Love posted:

Can you go into detail? tia

Disorientation
Foaming at the mouth
Convulsions
Smell funny
Extensive doctor visits necessary in following months

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




True Love posted:

It may not phyiecly burn but rejection hurts. Women don't understand because the numbers are in their favor. 99% of women feel wanted everyday. Most men just want to know someone finds them desirable. It's not right to make fun.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Huh, he wasn't probated when I loaded this page.

But anyway the point I was going to make was that actually females are way more likely to be made to feel insecure based on their appearance and to have massive self esteem issues, also you're dumb.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Chairchucker posted:

Huh, he wasn't probated when I loaded this page.

But anyway the point I was going to make was that actually females women are way more likely to be made to feel insecure based on their appearance and to have massive self esteem issues, also you're dumb.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

lol

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

the only people who think it's bad to say female are dumbass internet feminist nerds

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

I don't like it. Pet peeve.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
It's Jon pop, call the police

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
after a year of being a wizard, i can say the thirty years wait was worth it. i'd explain it to you, but i fear you are too simple a mind to grasp what i am saying

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Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Shannonmcn posted:

I don't like it. Pet peeve.

I guess I was using it as a blanket term since it applies to girls as well as women, also that's kind of a dumb thing to have as a pet peeve.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Not very long ago (possibly earlier in this very thread) it was a thing that "females" was a particularly fedora-y thing to say.

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

"Greetings females"
______/
:smugwizard:

THE PWNER
Sep 7, 2006

by merry exmarx

Data Graham posted:

Not very long ago (possibly earlier in this very thread) it was a thing that "females" was a particularly fedora-y thing to say.

i've seen an mra refer to his son as "my son" and his daughter as "my female child"

since then, the word has never been the same

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Bread Set Jettison posted:

"Greetings females"
______/
:smugwizard:

Lol it does always read to me in a voice of a sniveling nerd/evil wizard/black metal screech.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Data Graham posted:

Not very long ago (possibly earlier in this very thread) it was a thing that "females" was a particularly fedora-y thing to say.

It is. I have a problem with an adjective being used as a noun and also that it makes you sound like a complete m'lady sperg.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Females sounds like something a wildlife observer would say

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

and here we see a female...

A female what? A female dog? A female anglerfish? A female botfly larva?

Oh! A female human being? Those are commonly referred to as women.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Chairchucker posted:

I guess I was using it as a blanket term since it applies to girls as well as women, also that's kind of a dumb thing to have as a pet peeve.

so you say female to include pedo poo poo into it too?

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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I keep my collection of females in the basement

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