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Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

an AOL chatroom posted:

Has Trump paid his $175M bond yet?

they gave him until april 4th

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 18:58

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

LOUD WET SEX

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:18

wet_goods: Jun 21, 2004; I'M BAAD!

Philthy posted:

LOUD WET SEX

Absolutely

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:19

Monica Bellucci: Dec 14, 2022

Brain Curry posted:

Too big to fail is the law of the land, and trump will be coddled and protected until he dies, having lived a life of unimaginable luxury, but without ever being loved by someone he loved.

McDonald's and hockey puck steak slathered in ketchup is neither unimaginable nor luxury. Trump not loving himself is his problem, the stupid fat loving idiot.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:20

Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:21

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Toxic Mental posted:

hosed up that my immediate response to this was "Oh poo poo, cops killed an unarmed black man again didn't they"

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:23

Wii Spawn Camper: Nov 25, 2005

Brain Curry posted:

Too big to fail is the law of the land, and trump will be coddled and protected until he dies, having lived a life of unimaginable luxury, but without ever being loved by someone he loved.

He isn�t capable of love. He isn�t even capable of being happy, my favorite example is after he won in 2016 and immediately started complaining about not winning by more.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:23

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Toxic Mental posted:

What news story is he babbling about

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:23

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

is he typing that as he's being dragged into a jail cell or what

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:23

Stink Billyums: Jul 7, 2006; MAGNUM

rotinaj posted:

What news story is he babbling about

today he went to the wake of a cop who got killed after "approaching an illegally parked vehicle."

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:24

Wii Spawn Camper: Nov 25, 2005

rotinaj posted:

What news story is he babbling about

It reads like a couple evergreen posts for whenever a tragedy happens that they accidentally posted.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:25

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Stink Billyums posted:

today he went to the wake of a cop who got killed during a traffic stop

That's what you get for being a cop on opposite day

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:25

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

gently caress this country

quote:

At least four states are considering legislation to follow North Dakota in mandating the showing of an animated fetal development video in elementary school classrooms. The particular video suggested, Meet Baby Olivia, developed by the anti-abortion organization Live Action, is factually incorrect and rife with misleading information.

Following North Dakota�s passage of a similar bill last year, lawmakers in Iowa, West Virginia, Missouri and Kentucky are discussing measures to require that Meet Baby Olivia, or a similar �computer-generated� or �animated� video, is shown to students at least twice in grades kindergarten through 12.

Medical professionals have disputed some of the information in Meet Baby Olivia. For instance, the narrator states that life begins at fertilization; that �Olivia�s� heartbeat can be detected 22 days after fertilization; and that brain activity can be recorded at 6 weeks. Republican state Rep. Luana Stoltenberg, one of the bill�s sponsors in Iowa, told UPI the goal of the bill is to ensure that schools are teaching fetal development.

https://youtu.be/S-lQOooYAs8?si=wkbWfNkdTfFp7JEO

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:25

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

He isn�t capable of love. He isn�t even capable of being happy, my favorite example is after he won in 2016 and immediately started complaining about not winning by more.

Absolutely true, which would be tragic if he wasn�t such a huge piece of poo poo, but since he is it�s hilarious

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:25

Tai: Mar 8, 2006

Froghammer posted:

hosed up that my immediate response to this was "Oh poo poo, cops killed an unarmed black man again didn't they"

Same ;/

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:25

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Stink Billyums posted:

today he went to the wake of a cop who got killed during a traffic stop

Oh, well then

Can�t comment on the fuckin� mass attack that his violent rhetoric has been encouraging or anything, gotta lick some cop boot

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:26

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

What the gently caress

why are a;; the books backwards?

also on the subject of book spines, it annoys me that some countries put the title the other way.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:26

CommieGIR: Aug 22, 2006; The blue glow is a feature, not a bug; Pillbug

Stink Billyums posted:

https://twitter.com/SpeakerJohnson/status/1773394272714195154

And this won't happen.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:26

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

an AOL chatroom posted:

Has Trump paid his $175M bond yet?

he has until april 4th and i dont think he has the cash.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:28

Randalor: Sep 4, 2011

Did he have a sudden moment of lucidity and his conscience finally kicked in after 80-odd years of being an irredeemable piece of poo poo, only to slip back into his dementia-riddled narcissistic personality?

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:29

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

PhazonLink posted:

why are a;; the books backwards?

also on the subject of book spines, it annoys me that some countries put the title the other way.

Because they're all mid 2000s playboys and he doesn't want to lose cred in r/goonroom

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:29

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

PhazonLink posted:

why are a;; the books backwards?

also on the subject of book spines, it annoys me that some countries put the title the other way.

To avoid people scrutinizing his shelf and making a bullshit controversy if he read something where the person said a lovely thing or went on to say something dumb

�Former sc justice promotes Che Guevara style communism� or something

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nobodygetshurt: Dec 11, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

gently caress this country

jesus loving christ.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:30

Wii Spawn Camper: Nov 25, 2005

rotinaj posted:

To avoid people scrutinizing his shelf and making a bullshit controversy if he read something where the person said a lovely thing or went on to say something dumb

�Former sc justice promotes Che Guevara style communism� or something

lol that they don�t just sit somewhere else in their house, they just have to sit in front of their hentai and autographed Mein Kampf collection.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:32

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

its 2024 and these rich mofos still cant invest a some money into a decent tele confer. lighting and drop cloth/background.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:33

Randalor: Sep 4, 2011

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

lol that they don’t just sit somewhere else in their house, they just have to sit in front of their hentai and autographed Mein Kampf collection.

Wait, is the hentai seperate from Mein Kampf, or is it hentai editions of Mein Kampf?

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:34

Wii Spawn Camper: Nov 25, 2005

Yes

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:35

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Randalor posted:

Wait, is the hentai seperate from Mein Kampf, or is it hentai editions of Mein Kampf?

Would you like to see the graphic tentacle art of �my struggle�

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:36

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Scags McDouglas posted:

I assume he (correctly?) believes that he can just do nothing, wait out the clock and he'll get yet another sweetheart affordance.

Just to set the record straight, the last reprieve didn't just come out of thin air. There was an appeal and lots of filings by him and the DA. As far as I know, that isn't happening this time.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:36

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

rotinaj posted:

Would you like to see the graphic tentacle art of �my struggle�

UwU my struggle snuggle

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:36

Shishkahuben: Mar 5, 2009

Randalor posted:

Wait, is the hentai seperate from Mein Kampf, or is it hentai editions of Mein Kampf?

that's persona 3

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:37

weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

gently caress this country

https://youtu.be/S-lQOooYAs8?si=wkbWfNkdTfFp7JEO

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Q: How are baby formed?
A: Oklahoma sex dick.

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:40

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

quote:

The case of Donald Trump makes a forceful ethical argument against the Twenty-second Amendment and for its repeal: If a man who once was president returns, after a series of years, to stand again for the office and proves so popular as to earn a second nonconsecutive term�as Trump seems bound to do�to deny him the right to run for a second consecutive term cuts against basic fair play.

If, by 2028, voters feel Trump has done a poor job, they can pick another candidate; but if they feel he has delivered on his promises, why should they be denied the freedom to choose him once more?

Don�t let questions of Trump�s age in four years fool you. Besides the glaringly obvious differences between the men in their brain power, physical strength, and ability to walk in a straight line, Trump and Biden are about four years apart, making this issue something of a wash. As with Prohibition, it is simply a matter of finding the will to get rid of a bad idea that needlessly limits Americans� freedom. Trump in 2028!

# ? Mar 28, 2024 20:40