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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1196148363630194690

target is for hollywood celebs to go pretending to look like normal consumers

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lmao

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Grondoth posted:

my life has spiraled into failure ever since the escalator

death and illness and broken promises, it's all gone so wrong

maybe when he's gone things will turn around again

the mental bandwidth that will be freed when he's gone will be stunning, it'll be like walking out of prison after decades and looking around and going, man, this is pretty disappointing compared to what I expected

it'd take weeks if not months to set in that I'm free









don't get me wrong we're still hosed in a lot of ways but man, just the ability to take that long trump free inhale. just thinking about it makes me want to kick another $50 to bernie

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


cert denied, friend

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

you don't understand chuds or walmart
this

also chuds usually turbo-hate Target because they advertise to ~brown people~ and that's just not acceptable

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/betsy_klein/status/1196465272078655488?s=19

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001


ahahaha they're gonna get the GJ mats after all

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



lol this is exactly what they got Clinton on

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Xaris posted:

this

also chuds usually turbo-hate Target because they advertise to ~brown people~ and that's just not acceptable

I called a boomer out on flat racism a couple of years ago and man did it feel good

they didn't even do anything, just kind of shuffled away in silent shame

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

William Bear posted:

Wow, give this fuckin guy a Nobel Prize in economics!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1196458467982270464?s=19

Those are all real things!

negative interest lmao

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017


after 10 seconds of investigations weve determined "lmao of course he did"

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


delaware status: working hard, thank you

https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1196412743437488128?s=20

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

where TF is trump

In a shallow unmarked grave behind Walter Reed

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BAE OF PIGS posted:

In a shallow unmarked grave behind Walter Reed

I don't want his grave unmarked, how will I know where to poo poo on

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

LawfulWaffle posted:

You ever think about how the word "Trumpian" or "Trumpy" will be in our lexicon for the rest of our lives? Like, "Johnson has demonstrated time and time again that he favors a Trumpian style of anti-intellectualism" or "That bar is straight Trumpy with their poo poo menu and high prices."

I hate that I can't play sheepshead anymore without thinking of this idiot every 5 seconds

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

it’s ok to lie if you have done nothing wrong

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
loving lmao
https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1196466627329396736?s=19

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

euphronius posted:

it’s ok to lie if you have done nothing wrong

it's ok to lie if you're dead

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Feldegast42 posted:

As poo poo as Walmart is there are a lot of poor people that shop there because the prices are cheaper, most likely the chuds go to target

The chuds are all at wahlburgers

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

LawfulWaffle posted:

You ever think about how the word "Trumpian" or "Trumpy" will be in our lexicon for the rest of our lives? Like, "Johnson has demonstrated time and time again that he favors a Trumpian style of anti-intellectualism" or "That bar is straight Trumpy with their poo poo menu and high prices."

Yeah, he'll probably stick around in those expressions and a lot of Republicans will deny they ever supported him like with Bush and then they'll say he in no way reflects on the Republican Party like with Nixon.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

why would you ever invest in a restaurant

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

galenanorth posted:

Yeah, he'll probably stick around in those expressions and a lot of Republicans will deny they ever supported him like with Bush and then they'll say he in no way reflects on the Republican Party like with Nixon.
And America will buy into it 100 percent without question

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

euphronius posted:

why would you ever invest in a restaurant

Everyone loves food, food makes money, bing bong

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

euphronius posted:

why would you ever invest in a restaurant
It's funny to give people just enough money to suffer for their dreams

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The chuds are all at wahlburgers



wait, there are three of them?????

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

there was just a local story about a man who fired a "warning shot" at a teen who crashed his car into a tree on the man's property and then fled through the backyard, where the man's children were playing.

these are the types of paranoid lunatics who feel the need to carry guns on themselves

with maybe a handful of exceptions, anyone carrying has something wrong with their brain

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Good soup! posted:

Everyone loves food, food makes money, bing bong

"Good soup!" huh? :thunk:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

euphronius posted:

why would you ever invest in a restaurant

"I like food! this'll be so much fun!!"

*$300,000 in losses later*

"hmmm"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

it's ok to lie if you're dead

I'm on tonight, you know the dead don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the calmness, release of tension
Don't you see baby, death is perfection

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Don't shame me for the millions I invested in Pastamania ok

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/BathysphereHat/status/1196379368995598338

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm on tonight, you know the dead don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the calmness, release of tension
Don't you see baby, death is perfection

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

galenanorth posted:

Yeah, he'll probably stick around in those expressions and a lot of Republicans will deny they ever supported him like with Bush and then they'll say he in no way reflects on the Republican Party like with Nixon.

The thing is that both Bush and Nixon were perfectly content to completely drop out of the public view. Trump, well, is Trump. If he is forced to leave office (including by electoral defeat) he is going to do all he can to hurt as many people in government as possible, one tweet at a time, as long as he is able.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i'm imagining that being sung by Kai

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Xaris posted:

this

also chuds usually turbo-hate Target because they advertise to ~brown people~ and that's just not acceptable

I hate target because its like 85% women’s clothing and its transparently laid out to make you walk by a bunch of women’s clothing to get the one thing you went there for. I’m always frustrated and pissed off when I’m in there.

but that is way better than how walmart makes me feel I guess. walmart makes me feel like my life is literally slipping away when I’m in there

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Al! posted:

wait, there are three of them?????

Three too many

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Is this Brexit?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Al! posted:

i'm imagining that being sung by Kai

I was thinking Emilie Autumn but whatever gets you up and going in the morning

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lmao deface the nation

always wondered what it would be likke if a freeper was president

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
I donated to Jess Scarane for Delaware because gently caress Chris Coons :toot:

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