NFL Draft Game Day Thread 1st round ONLY

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Cleveland is easily the most entertaining team this draft

Trading the 4th and then getting swindled and then swindling to take johnny football

It owns

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BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

So close yet so far.

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Cart Mountain: Nov 1, 2004

Teddy feels like Brian Brohm 2.0

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

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Dr Tran: Dec 17, 2002; HE'S GOT A PH.D. IN
KICKING YOUR ASS!

CB Jason Verrett is the Chargers pick

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

gently caress drat, I really wish Baltimore had the Bengals draft classes of the past 5 years.

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New Division: Jun 23, 2004; I beg to present to you as a Christmas gift, Mr. Lombardi, the city of Detroit.

euphronius posted:

Why was Brodgewater so hyped.

Is football media dumb.

He's more hyped on this board than in the media.

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

LiquidFriend posted:

Sorry Chiefs TFF bros, but the pick makes sense.

Tamba is declining and they can't afford to pay him and Justin Houston 10 million a year. They like workout warriors and well that's Dee Ford.

Would of preferred a QB, but they could of done a lot worse.

Not a real need or even BPA. Could have been done with a trade down. Is dumb.

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Prozach: Oct 30, 2013; When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.

IS THAT DAVID ON THE COUCH WITH DEREK?

Oh God I hope the Texans take him.

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Famous TV Dad: Nov 1, 2011

LiquidFriend posted:

Sorry Chiefs TFF bros, but the pick makes sense.

Tamba is declining and they can't afford to pay him and Justin Houston 10 million a year. They like workout warriors and well that's Dee Ford.

Would of preferred a QB, but they could of done a lot worse.

but... we have no wide receivers

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No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

INSHA'ALLAH

I wanted Verrett but this will do. I had my "NOOOOOOOOOO" post ready to go and then that sweet D sound...

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The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

euphronius posted:

Why was Brodgewater so hyped.

Is football media dumb.

Becuase he was the most pro-ready QB in the draft and is really good, but not flashy and had a bad pro-day somehow

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BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Toad on a Hat posted:

Cleveland is easily the most entertaining team this draft

Trading the 4th and then getting swindled and then swindling to take johnny football

It owns

Browns win forever for getting a first next year for 5 spots

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bondster: May 6, 2007

QUICK GET US THE JFF CAM

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Grittybeard posted:

Someone goad him into emailing their dean again.

same

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Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

tbh i really wanted the pick to be bridgewater until dennard fell in our laps thanks in large part to the idiot steelers lmbo

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Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

I hope someone takes Lee so the Niners end up taking Benjamin and the Seahawks can take Latimer.

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waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Sweeney Tom posted:

I expected Parmesan to be the first to drunk-post in rage here. This is stunning. What a wonderful night in our dumb sport.

I slowed in my drinking. Also I don't base my QB skills on hand size like middle school girls grade dudes on shoe size.

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Gerund: Sep 12, 2007; He push a man

xbilkis posted:

I honestly think JFF could be like the 6rd or 7st best QB in the NFL if he reaches his ceiling

This is so Browns

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No Safe Word: Feb 26, 2005

Winkie01 posted:

"gonna pour my heart out for this team"

*does "get money get paid" hand gestures*

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PrinceRandom: Feb 26, 2013

Bridgewater is good you retards

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Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

Vengarr posted:

Well, JFF did say that God had a plan for him

That hobo was probably an angel in disguise like It's a Wonderful Life

It turns out God is actually Zeus and he's about to face his 12 Labors

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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

AsInHowe posted:

THE CLEVELAND BROWNS PICKED JOHNNY MANZIEL AFTER A HOMELESS MAN IN DOWNTOWN CLEVELAND GOADED JIMMY HASLAM INTO DOING IT.

WHAT IN THE gently caress

You guys remember when I said this would be a fairly by the book draft?

I'm so, so, sorry.

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Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

the idiot steelers lmbo

truly the greatest part of this draft

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midwat: May 6, 2007

Winkie01 posted:

gently caress it, I'm rooting for JFF

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Rasczak: Mar 30, 2005

JESUS CHRIST CALM DOWN BROWNS

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

PrinceRandom posted:

Bridgewater is good you retards

He should be a Chief. He should be a Chief. He should be a Chief.

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kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

LiquidFriend posted:

Sorry Chiefs TFF bros, but the pick makes sense.

Tamba is declining and they can't afford to pay him and Justin Houston 10 million a year. They like workout warriors and well that's Dee Ford.

Would of preferred a QB, but they could of done a lot worse.

gently caress this. It's a backup to a non-need position when we had glaring needs and the players available to fill them. We don't have a second rounder we can't afford to spend our first on a goddam luxury pick. Motherfucking F-

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skipdogg: Nov 29, 2004; Resident SRT-4 Expert

Browns trying to get back into 1st round again... who do they trade with? Pats?

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Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Niners have to trade ahead of Carolina for Lee or out of the first now.

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aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Schwack posted:

I hope someone takes Lee so the Niners end up taking Benjamin and the Seahawks can take Latimer.

I think the Eagles will go Lee, though is like them to take Lattimer

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Do it Bill.

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LiquidFriend: Apr 5, 2005

Parmesan Basil posted:

Not a real need or even BPA. Could have been done with a trade down. Is dumb.

I don't see how you can say that with how teams shredded the Chiefs deep late last year because they couldn't generate the pass-rush when they needed it most.