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Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Angepain posted:

Might do if the local party puts forward a dedicated corbynite, though I imagine that'd be unlikely if they chose Danczuk before?

Their constituency reaaaaaally hated Danczuk even before this happened , I doubt they're going to follow with more of the same.

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Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

According to Wikipedia his selection as prospective candidate was dodgy as gently caress, including a company owned by Danczuk ending up in charge of sending out leaflets and the local party passing a motion of no confidence in the whole process, so it's pretty up in the air.

Ideally Corbs plays the game and finds a proper lefty to parachute into a nice safe Labour seat.

Proper ideally is more like he finds a proper lefty who's actually local.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Puntification posted:

Proper ideally is more like he finds a proper lefty who's actually local.

Better for the people of Rochdale, but not quite as rage inducing for the Blairites. Eh, I'll take it.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
Tbf if :love: IDRIS ELBA :love: gets an OBE I might be sold on the honours system. Can't promise anything though.

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Ideally Corbs plays the game and finds a proper lefty to parachute into a nice safe Labour seat.

If it was dodgy as gently caress before, hopefully a clean race will yield a local lefty, then we get less of the LOONY LEFTY CORBYN FORCES BRAINWASHED ACOLYTE ON FOLLOWERS!!!!! from the press.

Having said that, "hopefully", "maybe", and "if" are kind of sketchy.

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Anything Corbyn does is going to be used against him, so he might aswell follow his heart. You might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb etc.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Ddraig posted:

Anything Corbyn does is going to be used against him, so he might aswell follow his heart. You might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb etc.

I feel like there may be a limit to this line of thinking somewhere.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe

Angepain posted:

I feel like there may be a limit to this line of thinking somewhere.

He should grow a big mustache and murder Hilary Benn with an ice-pick during the next shadow cabinet meeting imo.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Angepain posted:

I feel like there may be a limit to this line of thinking somewhere.

Well, yeah, the tories prefer to go all out on the lambs.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
I wonder how Jeremy Corbyn deals with being the only person in britain who actually wants local parties to organically pick their MPs instead of just parachuting in people who agree with everything they say.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The Saurus posted:

I wonder how Jeremy Corbyn deals with being the only person in britain who actually wants local parties to organically pick their MPs instead of just parachuting in people who agree with everything they say.

Apathetically, one would assume.

JoylessJester
Sep 13, 2012

If Corbyn's only achievment is getting rid of half dozen blairities, and getting some independent minded locals in, the labour party would still be alot better long term.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

I'm affronted that this thread has lost faith in are Jezzah to the extent they think he won't radically reform the labour party and repurpose it into an organ of Full Communism. FFS he's only been there six monrhs, it's too early to call anything one way or another. FOR SHAME.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


TomViolence posted:

I'm affronted that this thread has lost faith in are Jezzah to the extent they think he won't radically reform the labour party and repurpose it into an organ of Full Communism. FFS he's only been there six monrhs, it's too early to call anything one way or another. FOR SHAME.

He can't reform the labour party till next conference :(

If we don't hear anything about reform then, I'll start to worry, but for now he has bigger things to worry about.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I really hope Simon Danczuk did not send inappropriate texts to a teen who had not consented to any such relationship with him.

But that said, I'll still enjoy the schadenfreude of Danczuk learning a lesson about The Sun that everyone else in Labour learnt a while ago.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Mr Cuddles posted:

Quite pleased Charlie Brooker mentioned the fact that cameron hosed a dead pig in his review of 2015.
I had completely forgotten that Brooker was still doing a year end review. This has made my New Year.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

forkboy84 posted:

I really hope Simon Danczuk did not send inappropriate texts to a teen who had not consented to any such relationship with him.

But that said, I'll still enjoy the schadenfreude of Danczuk learning a lesson about The Sun that everyone else in Labour learnt a while ago.

it boggles my mind that any politician, let alone a member of parliament would be so stupid as to do something that is so wrong and so easily proven.

e/ it's like that Anthony Weiner guy in the states who sent pictures of his cock to various women.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...


Could have been awkward (also Christ, those papers)

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

JFairfax posted:

it boggles my mind that any politician, let alone a member of parliament would be so stupid as to do something that is so wrong and so easily proven.

e/ it's like that Anthony Weiner guy in the states who sent pictures of his cock to various women.
There are entire industries built on people's inability to be horny and logical at the same time.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


JFairfax posted:

it boggles my mind that any politician, let alone a member of parliament would be so stupid as to do something that is so wrong and so easily proven.

e/ it's like that Anthony Weiner guy in the states who sent pictures of his cock to various women.

A little power seems to make some people think they are above the laws & morals of the plebs. See Lords Brittain & Janner

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

thats one horny dude, i really want to read a full transcript of his texts hehe

technically legal and all that but so wrong, in my late 20's i took a 17 year old girl out on a date and halfway through i had to tell her i felt weird and while she is lovely she is just to young and she was a little upset but basically cool with that, can't really conceive of the same thing being 49, blimey! and sexting her! gently caress me if i was her dad id kick his loving face in!

In an attempt to make something useful out of my bloke in the pub type post there what are the actual mechanics for firing an MP? You cant can you? You can kick them out of the party but you cant force a by-election unless they actually resign right?

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Seaside Loafer posted:


In an attempt to make something useful out of my bloke in the pub type post there what are the actual mechanics for firing an MP? You cant can you? You can kick them out of the party but you cant force a by-election unless they actually resign right?


I think if he's sentenced to jail time the party can boot him, but I doubt that'll happen because he is an MP and therefore would literally have had to have hosed a dead pig in front of a stadium of people on multiple occasions to get put in jail.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Weren't several MPs jailed for expenses fraud?

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

Seaside Loafer posted:

thats one horny dude, i really want to read a full transcript of his texts hehe

technically legal and all that but so wrong, in my late 20's i took a 17 year old girl out on a date and halfway through i had to tell her i felt weird and while she is lovely she is just to young and she was a little upset but basically cool with that, can't really conceive of the same thing being 49, blimey! and sexting her! gently caress me if i was her dad id kick his loving face in!

In an attempt to make something useful out of my bloke in the pub type post there what are the actual mechanics for firing an MP? You cant can you? You can kick them out of the party but you cant force a by-election unless they actually resign right?
You can't sack them outright, but you can withdraw the party whip, which effectively throws them out of the party, or deselect them, which prevents them from running as an MP for your party in any future elections. None of that stops him running as an independent, but given that his constituency is particularly sensitive to sex pests I doubt he'd have much luck.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

winegums posted:

I think if he's sentenced to jail time the party can boot him, but I doubt that'll happen because he is an MP and therefore would literally have had to have hosed a dead pig in front of a stadium of people on multiple occasions to get put in jail.

Not just jail time, but it has to be over a specific amount of days. I think more than 90?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
I am unreasonably annoyed by 50 year olds using memes and text speak for some reason.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
For the record, I don't think anything about this is actually illegal - barring some gray areas around the exact definition of 'position of trust', 17-year-olds are considered legal adults for the purposes of sexting middle aged men - but a front page headline in OUTRAGE LETTERS in the most popular newspaper in the country is a fantastic blunt instrument with which to batter your enemies, and with any luck he'll be out by easter as I doubt this is his only proclivity.

If it was any other Labour MP I'd be pointing out the hypocrisy of the Sun running this story when if she was a few months older they'd be pestering her to get her tits a couple of pages further in, but it's Danczuk, so gently caress him.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

While there is nothing illegal going on and it isn't really anyones business you cant have an openly rampant swordsman as one of your supposedly august and dignified group . Its going be loving awesome if he has sent some cock pictures as well :)

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Given our weird law about sex acts being legal at 16 but not legal to film until 18, if they exchanged nudes you could get a juicy DANCZUK CHILD PORN SCANDAL headline to really put the boot in.

Here's hoping.

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
I wonder how many people who voted Tory are now bleating about the BBC websites being down on fb/twitter?

Mr Cuddles
Jan 29, 2010

Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders.

WastedJoker posted:

I wonder how many people who voted Tory are now bleating about the BBC websites being down on fb/twitter?

Not sure I get the connection

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Beeb is back, albeit slow at the moment.

Internal server error, ho ho. That probably means some poor sysadmin sucker had to be called in to try get it back up.

Without fail it always happens on New year's eve. I remember having a confrontational meeting with a client a year back about how their website went down at 2am on New Years Day and why it took until 11am to reactivate it and why there was no one available to fix it? Apparently "its new years day" wasn't a good enough excuse and we had to write a technical report on why the website went down (the technical report mostly consisted of "poo poo happens, what the hell" as the event that caused the error couldnt have been caught).

Stupid interwebs.

Communist Bear fucked around with this message at 11:31 on Dec 31, 2015

breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat

Pissflaps posted:

Weren't several MPs jailed for expenses fraud?

So what?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

So the post immediately prior to mine was hyperbolically describing the unlikelihood of an MP being sent to jail.

Do you need anything else explaining?

WastedJoker
Oct 29, 2011

Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shoulders... burning with the fires of Orc.
Yes but financial fraud is closer to the cold black hearts of tories than mere child exploitation.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

Well, yeah, the tories prefer to go all out on the lambs.

One explanation for the Tory Party is that they're not as well hung for a sheep as a lamb, it is true.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

There sure are a lot of pig jokes in last night's Charlie Brooker.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Noxville posted:

There sure are a lot of pig jokes in last night's Charlie Brooker.

Especially when he got to the actual pig story and started to question whether he actually should be making all these pig jokes, seemed a bit like having his cake and eating it there

or y'know, having his pig and etc etc

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Noxville posted:

There sure are a lot of pig jokes in last night's Charlie Brooker.

Man 2015 wipe really slammed home what a bleak loving year it's felt like.

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Looks like the Beeb was knocked out by a DDoS.

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

thespaceinvader posted:

Man 2015 wipe really slammed home what a bleak loving year it's felt like.

It has been depressing as gently caress.

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