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ShutteredIn posted:lol if you think any of this is real and not just a virtual reality controlled by an evil AI i mean how do we know they're evil we haven't seen the ending i must ed but i have no balls
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i mean i'll pray for death and all but deep down i just want those TWEETS
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Joementum posted:sweet, nuclear death is back on for today! probably would be more effective to drop a whole bunch of food on them, but this is probably cheaper.
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petit choux posted:Cut its fucken heaD OFF
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three thousand North Korean slaves in Qatar NUKE! NUKE! NUKE!
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Sir Tonk posted:probably would be more effective to drop a whole bunch of food on them, but this is probably cheaper. [ron howard voice:] it's not
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Jared Yates Sexton, a New York Times contributor and assistant professor of creative writing at Georgia Southern University, shared with HuffPost several threatening messages directed at him since he unmasked the troll Sunday. In one, a Reddit user warns of a looming “journocaust” — presumably a holocaust for journalists. In another, a Twitter user says there’s “a civil war coming” and that memes — specifically, the antisemitic one by the creator of the video that Trump shared — are “the least” of Sexton’s problems.
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Joementum posted:breaking an armistice that has lasted for seven and a half decades is extremely cool and good also I work for a think tank in D.C. and wear pleated khakis to bed also the air force is illegal
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I might lose my health insurance and a livable wage - even my literal survival, but at least I got to see some lib tears
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MAGADEATH no hymen no diamond
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a.lo posted:I might lose my health insurance and a livable wage - even my literal survival, but at least I got to see some lib tears  the only sustenance i need is confirmation that i, in my own small way, have caused others tangible harm.
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How drunk are we so far? And why is twitter still broken.
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Thoatse posted:MAGADEATH *gets kicked out of metallica*
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:How drunk are we so far? And why is twitter still broken. DPRK has started the war and they're beginning with twitter
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Gringostar posted:lol if you think life is worth living I know but I have a beautiful husband and lovely family and rats and I want them all to be ok and I know nothing is ever going to be the same again but I would like to enjoy this for a little longer if possible thank u I ate 5 different animals today and got a lil drunk and hung out with family and it was fun, I hope you all had a nice day too, celebrating our garbage bullshit existence ✌️ I'll take a large fry
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Nichael posted:The party thinks (probably accurately) that they're above reproach. I mean, Gardner had disabled people arrested and dragged out of his office after having them literally poo poo in a bucket. Gianforte bodyslams nerds. Donald loving Trump is president. In Christie's case, he's not running for reelection, will never run for office again, and gives zero shits about the rest of the GOP or what anyone thinks of him at this point.
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lmao I doubt KJU is going to give a poo poo if Trump decides to show our strength by dumping a hundred million bucks into the ocean pointlessly which is no doubt what he's planning to do Or I guess he could have them strike an actual city or something in which case RIP tens of thousands of South Koreans
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petit choux posted:With some right pithy epithets, I'd guess 
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our planet is so beautiful and everyone wants to gently caress it up lol 
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a "show of force" was supposed to be made tonight... John Cena just returned to the ring in WWE 
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Lol angry maga incels projecting their self hate GASP youve had sex before, you filth, you will never get my diamond! Also https://twitter.com/ericallenhatch/status/882356648144244737
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aww man I just learned that John Blackwell Jr., great second-generation drummer who played with Prince, Patti LaBelle, Justin Timberlake, Frankie Beverly and others has died young (43) from brain tumors. helluva a funk cat he was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAb50o6xQD4
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who wore it best: $bengarissoncartoon or David Cross
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So can you still fly to Japan without flying to Seoul in order to make it back to San Francisco? lol if Trump's war strands every American in the Pacific
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lmao no Korean is gonna nuke fuckin Alaska when Japan is RIGHT THERE
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The Snoo posted:our planet is so beautiful and everyone wants to gently caress it up lol hey gotta leave our mark somehow
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Sir Tonk posted:also the air force is illegal it is tho
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"There is one military family here today I am especially excited to recognize: Our great Vice President, Mike Pence, and our Second Lady -- never heard that term before, but that's what they say -- and she is some lady, that I can tell you -- of the United States, Karen Pence, are here along with their son, Marine First Lieutenant Michael Pence. Where is Michael?" -- trumo inspiring all americans at the military appreciation event at the white house today
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for those of you who missed it: THE WHITE HOUSE Office of the Press Secretary ________________________________________________________________ For Immediate Release July 4, 2017 REMARKS BY PRESIDENT TRUMP AT 4TH OF JULY MILITARY APPRECIATION EVENT South Lawn 5:16 P.M. EDT THE PRESIDENT: Welcome, everyone. The rain stopped just as we came out. I dont know what that means, but it's not bad. (Laughter.) And Happy Fourth of July. Great honor to have you with us. (Applause.) Melania and I truly appreciate and celebrate Americas independence with those who courageously defend our country -- the men, women and families of the United States military. It is because of you that well over 300 million American citizens can live in freedom. There is one military family here today I am especially excited to recognize: Our great Vice President, Mike Pence, and our Second Lady -- never heard that term before, but that's what they say -- and she is some lady, that I can tell you -- of the United States, Karen Pence, are here along with their son, Marine First Lieutenant Michael Pence. Where is Michael? (Applause.) Great. It's great, Michael. Michael, not only are your parents proud of you, not only am I proud of you, but America, Michael, is very proud of you. Thank you. And America is proud of all of the brave men and women who serve in every branch of our great military. We have outstanding representatives of each service, each branch. They're with us today. We have Army. We have Navy. We have Air Force. (Applause.) We have Marines. (Applause.) We have the Coast Guard. (Laughter.) We love our Coast Guard. Representing the United States Army is Captain Jean Gwon. She served 14 years, and today she is Company Commander in support of Old Guard, where she oversees the 120 soldiers who protect the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. It's beautiful. Captain Gwon is joined today by her husband, Captain James Folwell. Thank you both for your service, and thank you to every soldier here with us today and serving our nation, and serving us all around the world. You are truly the army of the free. From the Marines we have Marine Sergeant Yannick Tumukunde. Hes with Marine Helicopter Squadron One, an outfit Ive come to know and admire very much since arriving at the White House. Sergeant Tumukunde is a senior technician and is the sole chief martial arts instructor and trainer for the entire squadron. Thank you, and thank you for being here. And also, we lay claim to a very special title. You are a United States Marine. That is a special title. Thank you, Sergeant. From the Navy we have Lieutenant Commander Allison Maybrey, a Navy oceanographer. Her leadership has improved the atmosphere. And really what she's done is so incredible, having to do with sensing, modeling, and predicting the electromagnetic warfare capabilities of various countries that hopefully we won't be thinking about too much. But she's there, and she's got the information like nobody has. We thank Allison and her husband, Lieutenant Commander Michael Maybrey, here with their children, Emma, Lily, and Amelia. Our incredible sailors embody the Navy credo: Not for self, but for country. Thank you. From the Air Force we have Technical Sergeant Ralph Bunnell. Sergeant Bunnell is responsible for leading 50 security forces personnel that protect the President, the Vice President, and visiting foreign heads of state. A big job, a very important job. We want to thank you -- to Ralph and to your wife, Patricia. And thank you to every member of the Air Force who gives our nation total superiority in the air, striking fear into the hearts of our enemies, and inspiring hope in the hearts of our friends all around the world. Finally, representing the Coast Guard we have Petty Officer First Class Tony Franklin. Tony is a Gunners Mate and is directly responsible for the armament of 17 units. He has led countless gunnery and pyrotechnic demonstrations -- so I dont think the fireworks are going to impress him very much, but I will tell you they're going to impress you. (Laughter.) Thank you, Tony. I want to thank everyone in the Coast Guard. I was at the Coast Guard Academy this year -- gave the commencement address -- and it was an amazing, incredible group of people and a really great day. Thank you, Tony, very much. Each of you here today represents that rare combination of patriotism, virtue, and courage that our citizens have always -- and I mean always -- admired and that our enemies have always feared. At this moment, your brothers and sisters in arms are posted around the globe, fighting our enemies and standing watch to protect our nation. They're fighting for us. We are thanking them, praying for them, and saluting them for their selfless sacrifice. There could be no greater privilege than to serve as your Commander-in-Chief. I pledge my unwavering support for you, for your families, and your missions. I will always have your back. I will always, under all circumstances -- you'll be coming back here, and I will always have your back. And I want to just tell you that our country is doing really, really well. No matter where you look, the economy is blazing. And on every front we're doing well. And we do have challenges, but we will handle those challenges -- believe me. You're part of a new, and a truly great generation. Two days ago I spoke with Lieutenant Colonel Dick Cole, who served as the co-pilot of the lead B-25 bomber pilot -- and piloted by Lieutenant Colonel Jimmy Doolittle during the daring 1942 raid, after the attack on Pearl Harbor. Lieutenant Colonel Cole and the rest of the Doolittle Raiders launched their aircraft into the sky knowing that they would not have enough fuel to return to friendly territory. That's not a good feeling. That's a lot of courage. Our servicemen and women are preserving the legacy of courage and selfless service that they inherited from Lieutenant Colonel Dick Cole and so many others. May God bless you all. May God bless our military. May God bless forever the United States of America. Thank you very much for being here. Happy Fourth of July. (Applause.) Thank you very much. Thank you. Happy Fourth of July, everybody. Thank you very much. END 5:24 P.M. EDT
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the same day i told jesse pinkman to gently caress off because i was poor and pettty i ended up hanging out with a crew of people who were hanging out with a cripple whose parents owned a shitload of hotels. including oneon sunset boulevard. for non LA people: that is baller proprerty to own. sunset boulevard is prim real estate they handed me a pint of vodka while they were parking their car before they took the studio tour. then they vetted my facebook before they invited me over. i was kind of an awkard weirdo and they told me to treat the rich heir of a hotel fortune as if he were a normal person. i ended up mixing a drink for him. he had very sever palsy or whatever, i dont know because it doesnt affect me so i stoppped listening after they told me"dont treat him like he's retarded" "So vodka tonic with lime good for you?" 'MRAGHGHGHGGGGGGG' "Uh........ so strong or weak" *Gestures wildly* "OK, strong then."
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Lord of Pie posted:lmao no Korean is gonna nuke fuckin Alaska when Japan is RIGHT THERE if japan gets nuked again that's some pretty bad luck lol
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The Snoo posted:our planet is so beautiful and everyone wants to gently caress it up lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6zOnMpLYxE
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Admiral Ray posted:in america all military branches are permitted they're not tho
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Uh, yeah. Saudi Arabia. Home of all those people who are free to write satire.
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