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honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Beve Stuscemi posted:



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Wrong thread and I NEED this on my rapsheet.

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Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Scratch Monkey posted:

Dick Dyno sounds like a surf rock guitarist

"Sting Ray Robb": Sammy Hagar tribute act, or Spongebob character?

IndyCar driver

Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*

Beve Stuscemi posted:



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i need this in my probes

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

I would also like a comedy dyno sixxer.

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SlimManFat
Nov 12, 2010

RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST RUST

Beve Stuscemi posted:



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Sixxer the hell outta me

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Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001




Please add another future broken image to my rap sheet

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JudgeJoeBrown
Mar 23, 2007

Cleetus put on another race at Bristol with the usual results.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


I wish I could explain what's going on but it's more fun if you just watch. I was not expecting anything that went on here.

https://twitter.com/alexadobrien/status/1649856318499332100?t=E7qL6U8JOyqvj62ZFti-oQ&s=19

NitroSpazzz
Dec 9, 2006

You don't need style when you've got strength!


Beve Stuscemi posted:



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:regd08:

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




It’s uploaded to my account on Imgur so there’s no fear of this literal piece of art disappearing from your rap sheet

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Gonna quote it again just in case they try to take it down!!

Beve Stuscemi posted:



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randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I wish I could explain what's going on but it's more fun if you just watch. I was not expecting anything that went on here.

https://twitter.com/alexadobrien/status/1649856318499332100?t=E7qL6U8JOyqvj62ZFti-oQ&s=19

:psypop:

Well uh, that's.... certainly... a ..... thing.

Tomarse
Mar 7, 2001

Grr



Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Officially requesting one dick dyno sixer please and thank you.

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:ccb:

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



STR posted:

:psypop:

Well uh, that's.... certainly... a ..... thing.

Maybe for real. Wasn't there a very similar thing posted a few days ago? Like with brake discs for the steering wheel and a whole different array of insane gadgets. It approached from the left side of the vehicle but this one has been reversed apparently.

opengl
Sep 16, 2010

Darchangel posted:

My brother in Christ, you would not *believe* the lengths some people will go to to avoid being “cheated” by a professional installer. They seem to think any idiot can do what we do (I was a mobile electronics installer in a previous life), and inevitably prove the opposite.
I’ve fixed professional installs that were incredibly bad. Usually because they’re being lazy.
Just think of how many home repairs, involving expensive items attached to substantial investment and you’ll understand how it can happen to a car. Dunning-Kruger is a hell of a thing.

scotchlocks.txt right here

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Data Graham posted:

Maybe for real. Wasn't there a very similar thing posted a few days ago? Like with brake discs for the steering wheel and a whole different array of insane gadgets. It approached from the left side of the vehicle but this one has been reversed apparently.

Looks like the video itself may be mirrored - notice the keyboard before he gets in, and the ATM style keypad - they're both rear end backwards.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Officially requesting one dick dyno sixer please and thank you.

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please do the needful

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cursedshitbox
May 20, 2012

Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.



Fun Shoe

cursedshitbox posted:

Wrong thread. :mods:

Didn't say it explicit enough. I need this dick on my record

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Dick me baby one more time.

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OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

FlapYoJacks posted:

Dick me baby one more time.

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charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


Beve Stuscemi posted:



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Let’s dick down the leper’s colony

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

STR posted:

Looks like the video itself may be mirrored - notice the keyboard before he gets in, and the ATM style keypad - they're both rear end backwards.

I think the original video with the brake disc had all of its jury-rigged junk actually work, like someone genuinely put in some time to build a :wtc:-mobile.

That last vid looks more like a trend on TikTok where you hot-glue/tape/screw/bolt a bunch of poo poo to a junker for clout and add sound effects in post to make it seem like it actually works.

Still got a chuckle out of me for some of the dumb ideas

Arson Daily
Aug 11, 2003


:sickos:

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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Beve Stuscemi posted:



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Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Beve Stuscemi posted:



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It was at that moment they realized the FR-S torque dip had been intentional all along.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Disgruntled Bovine posted:

FR-S torque dick

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




The 5252 is stored in the tip

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Disgruntled Bovine posted:

FR-S torque dick

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Captain Log posted:

On that note, want to know how much the backup camera bracket cost to order, shipped?

$8.99

:stare:

I'm a full blown idiot who has made many, many bad decisions. But skimping on an $8 bracket on my car's $899 (in 2013 money) head unit is a bridge too far for my stupidity.

Sounds about right.
Keep in mind that Amazon, et al wasn't quite as robust 10 years ago, but still...

JudgeJoeBrown posted:

Cleetus put on another race at Bristol with the usual results.



I'd really rather those asshats weren't ruining cheap pickups, if I'm honest.

opengl posted:

scotchlocks.txt right here

You keep that dirty word to yourself!



Disgruntled Bovine posted:

FR-S torque dick.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

FR-S torque dick

Well poo poo, now I need one.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Nuevo posted:

Well poo poo, now I need one.

Which one, the sixxer or the FR-S torque Dick?

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Beve Stuscemi posted:



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Please and thank you.

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



Beve Stuscemi posted:



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Can't pass this one up as a sixxer. Hit me.

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Snapshot
Oct 22, 2004

damnit Matt get in the boat

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

It was at that moment they realized the FR-S torque dip had been intentional all along.

That’s way too rigid between 3k and 5k for an frs’ torque dick.

I’ll take the dick dyno sixer, please.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Beve Stuscemi posted:



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sigh

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TheBacon
Feb 8, 2012

#essereFerrari

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Officially requesting one dick dyno sixer please and thank you.

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:same:

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Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Snapshot posted:

That’s way too rigid between 3k and 5k for an frs’ torque dick.

I’ll take the dick dyno sixer, please.

*pounding on table* "DICK DYNO! DICK DYNO!"

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Ultra Carp

Beve Stuscemi posted:



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:gizz:

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CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
I hear ya demands for dick and shall oblige soon. Just not having a good day with this loving Forester turbo swap.

Right now I'm working out I did a terrible car stuff by putting 12V down the wrong wire at the fuel relay - said wire being for the trigger signal from the ECU and thence I think I have damaged the ECU. Now it won't trigger the relay but another ECU will.

Also on top of that the car has a immobilizer that needs the correct ECU so a straight ECU swap can't work unless it's a after market. The correct ECU if I hotwire the fuel pump will start the car, it runs for a few seconds till it splutters to a halt. Going to find a Link plug n play to test but I'm pretty sure the proper ECU is hosed and it's minimum a immobilzer / ECU IF I can find a combo again.

Or spend 1500 that I don't have right now for a Haltech or Link. Fuuuuuuck really annoyed with myself

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

I hear ya demands for dick and shall oblige soon. Just not having a good day with this loving Forester turbo swap.

Right now I'm working out I did a terrible car stuff by putting 12V down the wrong wire at the fuel relay - said wire being for the trigger signal from the ECU and thence I think I have damaged the ECU. Now it won't trigger the relay but another ECU will.

Also on top of that the car has a immobilizer that needs the correct ECU so a straight ECU swap can't work unless it's a after market. The correct ECU if I hotwire the fuel pump will start the car, it runs for a few seconds till it splutters to a halt. Going to find a Link plug n play to test but I'm pretty sure the proper ECU is hosed and it's minimum a immobilzer / ECU IF I can find a combo again.

Or spend 1500 that I don't have right now for a Haltech or Link. Fuuuuuuck really annoyed with myself

12VDC down a data line will do that, you scrambled it's poor brain, all it wanted was to make car go vroom and you killed it.

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