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Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Kneel Before Zog posted:

Whats that email that refutes that the government doesnt provide anything with that anecdotal story?

Edit: Nevermind I googled searched it and found it in a archived thread.

If it's the one I've been thinking of, could you copy/paste it here? I've been looking for it.

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Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

cheerfullydrab posted:

You know, the government gives a lot more leeway to strict Amish and Jewish with a capital J communities than it does to muslims who want to live a traditional way of life. Look up the history of Amish under the draft or anything about Kiryas Joel, NY.

It gives them leeway because they essentially segregate themselves willingly. I'm sure many Americans would be more than happy to let Muslims create their own town where they all lived away from anyone else and practice Sharia Law all by themselves.

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

Sarion posted:

It gives them leeway because they essentially segregate themselves willingly. I'm sure many Americans would be more than happy to let Muslims create their own town where they all lived away from anyone else and practice Sharia Law all by themselves.

You're entirely and incredibly wrong. Sorry.

nsaP
May 4, 2004

alright?

quote:


I AM AN AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE SHITHEEL



this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity
generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department
of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to
see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and
atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like
using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national
aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my
breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the
drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug
administration.



At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept
accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the
US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety
administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads
build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation,
possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level
determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender
issed by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit
any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the
kids off at the public school.



After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to
the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the
occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another two
meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA
car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down
in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire
marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's
valuables thanks to the local police department.



I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense
advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com
and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the
government can't do anything right.

Eh?

XyloJW
Jul 23, 2007
Capitalize first word, capitalize Fox News. I would consider getting rid of the "in medicine" part, because then it's making it about Obamacare, which is pretty bad. "Socialism is BAD" is enough to get the point across that they're being obtuse.

I'd also consider not calling them shitheels, because then they won't read a word of it, or will only read it with the intention of disproving/disbelieving it.

Other than that, I'd fwd that.

angrytech
Jun 26, 2009

XyloJW posted:

Other than that, I'd fwd that.

just did

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

JerkyBunion posted:

You're entirely and incredibly wrong. Sorry.

I read this as a joke. But if it's not, do you have any reasons? I don't mind being wrong, I'd just like to know if there's something more to the Amish and Kiryas Joel communities that I'm not aware of.

nsaP posted:

Eh?

Yep, that's the one! Thanks. It's really the only liberal "chain email" that I've seen widely circulated.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
No level of government, be it federal, state, or local, would allow a community of muslims to willingly separate themselves from larger society and let them live by their own rules without a massive shitstorm from the islamophobic people in our society. It would never ever ever happen.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

cheerfullydrab posted:

No level of government, be it federal, state, or local, would allow a community of muslims to willingly separate themselves from larger society and let them live by their own rules without a massive shitstorm from the islamophobic people in our society. It would never ever ever happen.

Yeah, I guess I was just thinking that they'd be more than happy to put them all in one spot and pretend like they didn't exist. But they'd probably just view it as a threat. If you're a Muslim you're pretty much damned if you do, damned if you don't.

But is there anything the government could actually do to stop it? I mean, they can't deny them the right to own private property or from operating their own Muslim private schools, etc. So apart from there being no desire on the part of the Muslim community, what would actually stop them?

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Also, chain email... (emphasis theirs)

A very powerful cartoon.....please keep it going. posted:

This should be posted in every school in the " USA ."



Only 31 words -- Think about it!


Isn't life strange? I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism!

86% will send this on.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, why are Christians banned from praying in public and from erecting religious displays on their holy days?

What happened to our National Day of Prayer? Muslims are allowed to block off Madison Ave. , in N.Y.C., and pray in the middle of the street! And, it's a monthly ritual!

Tell me, again, whose country is this? Ours or the Muslims?

I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don't.

It is said that 86% of Americans believe in God.

Therefore, I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having 'In God! We Trust' on our money and having 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance.

I believe it's time we stand up for what we believe!

If you agree, pass this on; if not, delete.

Thank you

I especially like that this one can't seem to make up it's mind about who it hates. Ungrateful kids, atheists, socialists, muslims; its kind of all over the place. But I guess if you're not a white christian who loves some good ol' fashion unrestrained capitalism, its really all the same.


quote:

Tell me, again, whose country is this? Ours or the Muslims?

Whose indeed...

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
I guess they never met any veterans from the Spanish Civil War.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I guess they never heard of the lend-lease program.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
And I see whole film crews filming things on Madison Avenue and nobody says anything about it. But I spend a few hours wandering around a grade school filming the children, and suddenly I'm the bad guy?!

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

And I see whole film crews filming things on Madison Avenue and nobody says anything about it. But I spend a few hours wandering around a grade school filming the children, and suddenly I'm the bad guy?!

Also, while I haven't spent much time on Madison Avenue, one might say I haven't spent any time, I was under the impression that there was nothing stopping people from standing on the streets shouting about praising Jesus. I've seen a lot of that in D.C. I don't see what would stop Christians from praying on Madison Ave.

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

Sarion posted:

I read this as a joke. But if it's not, do you have any reasons? I don't mind being wrong, I'd just like to know if there's something more to the Amish and Kiryas Joel communities that I'm not aware of.


I meant you're wrong in the sense that these racist assholes WOULD care if Muslims were allowed their own communities like the Amish or Kiryas Joel (which I don't know anything about).

You really think these people really care about where Muslims are? No. They hate Muslims. This is a mainstream conservative group complete with elected officials addressing the group. This isn't the Westboro Baptist Church.

The best part of the video is that they're chanting GO BACK HOME at all these brown people and one of them was like, "I was so confused. They kept telling me to go back home. I'm from Fullerton."

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Sarion posted:

Also, while I haven't spent much time on Madison Avenue, one might say I haven't spent any time, I was under the impression that there was nothing stopping people from standing on the streets shouting about praising Jesus. I've seen a lot of that in D.C. I don't see what would stop Christians from praying on Madison Ave.

My mother is really big into the church, and just like she puts it, there's nothing stopping people from praying in school. She prayed before every test in law school. There's only something stopping people from yelling at other people that they're praying.

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

My mother is really big into the church, and just like she puts it, there's nothing stopping people from praying in school. She prayed before every test in law school. There's only something stopping people from yelling at other people that they're praying.

It's also important to note that there's nothing banning prayer in school. There are school rules that say you can't disrupt classes/etc. If you are being a disruption, it doesn't matter whether you're praying or holding a Marxist rally, you'll get in trouble.

They're confusing "prayer in school" with school sponsored prayer. I also generally find it satisfying to quote this biblical passage (even using the KJV):

Matthew 6:5-6 posted:

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

"Why don't you go home and beat your wife like you do every night!" at a fundraiser for Women's Shelters. Classy...

Matthew 6:5-6 is one of my favorites too.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
"Verily I say unto you ... enter into thy closet". - Matthew 6:5-6

Who said that the bible was against homosexuality? :pervert:

Cacatua
Jan 17, 2006

chain Email posted:

Only 31 words -- Think about it!


Isn't life strange? I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism!

86% will send this on.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!

If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, why are Christians banned from praying in public and from erecting religious displays on their holy days?

So, we're supposedly free not to say the pledge, but we aren't supposed to actually use that freedom?

Since when are Christians banned from praying in public? I've also seen plenty of religious displays while in the US. Maybe they aren't supposed to be in front of government buildings (?) but nothing's stopping churches or private homes from putting nativity displays or whatever on their lawns.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

Cacatua posted:

So, we're supposedly free not to say the pledge, but we aren't supposed to actually use that freedom?

Since when are Christians banned from praying in public? I've also seen plenty of religious displays while in the US. Maybe they aren't supposed to be in front of government buildings (?) but nothing's stopping churches or private homes from putting nativity displays or whatever on their lawns.

Because if its not on the lawn of city hall, baby Jesus will cry. It says so in the Bible, somewhere near the back.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer

Cacatua posted:

So, we're supposedly free not to say the pledge, but we aren't supposed to actually use that freedom?

Since when are Christians banned from praying in public? I've also seen plenty of religious displays while in the US. Maybe they aren't supposed to be in front of government buildings (?) but nothing's stopping churches or private homes from putting nativity displays or whatever on their lawns.
For the same reason that MRAs whine about gynocracy: they're so used to having such massive privilege that whenever something threatens that overwhelming privilege even the tiniest bit ("no, you can't act like a proselytizing douche in this one building"), they are absolutely beside themselves in fear.

the
Jul 18, 2004

by Cowcaster
I also think people frequently confuse the pledge of allegiance with the national anthem.

Plus, I would imagine that a soldier would respect my freedom of speech that he fought so bravely for.

Cacatua
Jan 17, 2006

Some bigot posted:

Thinks its sad that we cant celebrate Christmas at school anymore. Now they want to stop playing OUR national anthem at morning assembly, cause it might upset some religious families. THIS IS CANADA...OUR SOLDIERS DIED UNDER OUR FLAG & ANTHEM TO FIGHT FOR OUR WAY OF LIFE! If they are so offended by the way our country was raised please feel free to go back to where u came from! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
We are not going to other countries and demanding to be treated as we are here in Canada, we accept your rules/laws. Yes Canada is a multi-cultural society and we are tolerant but the tolerance will run out. You have had us take the lord's prayer from schools in a country founded on CHRISTIANITY, Now you want to stop OUR National Anthem? Guess what my tolerance level is at the limit. I say we stop
allowing you to wear your "traditional clothes" this includes head pieces. No taking time out of your work day to observe your religion. If you can't agree with this then Canada is not the country for you to live, pack your bags and Buh Bye.

quote:

Do people even read this poo poo before sharing it with everyone? It'd be hilarious if it weren't so disgusting.

I think they read them but don't really think about them much. I occasionally get these Emails with "Canada" replaced by "America" from people I don't even know.

I don't even know where they get the idea that Canada was founded on Christianity. First off, it was founded by a bunch of lawyers and religion had nothing to do with it. Second, the people here before Canada was colonized by Europeans weren't Christian.

I don't think banning certain clothing styles is very tolerant. Also, when I was in school, the children who didn't stand up for the anthem were actually Christians (Jehovah's Witnesses) but I suspect that's not the right type of Christian to the folks who pass around crap like the above. The fact that a few kids didn't stand for or sing the anthem also bothered exactly no one. It's a trivial thing to get worked up over.

JerkyBunion
Jun 22, 2002

"That's what we did when I was a kid, and I turned out fine."

"No, you turned out to be bigoted, selfish, and completely lacking in compassion and empathy."

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Sarion posted:

Also, chain email... (emphasis theirs)

Thank you for fighting to uphold, among other things, my right to decide whether or not to participate in this totally twisted brainwashing ceremony Mr. Veteran!

I'm sorry, but does the Pledge of Allegiance freak anyone else out? I'm all about honoring the fallen for what they've done, after all we are all here living these comfortable lives because of the sacrifice of those who came before. That is an ENTIRELY different issue than having all our kids stand up, in a heathen display of Roman loyalty, put their hands over their hearts, and give an oath of allegiance. It's loving crazy! As a kid I always disliked the brief intrusion into my day but as an adult who knows about emotional and mental manipulation, the practice seems truly evil.

Amarkov
Jun 21, 2010

Nathilus posted:

Thank you for fighting to uphold, among other things, my right to decide whether or not to participate in this totally twisted brainwashing ceremony Mr. Veteran!

I'm sorry, but does the Pledge of Allegiance freak anyone else out? I'm all about honoring the fallen for what they've done, after all we are all here living these comfortable lives because of the sacrifice of those who came before. That is an ENTIRELY different issue than having all our kids stand up, in a heathen display of Roman loyalty, put their hands over their hearts, and give an oath of allegiance. It's loving crazy! As a kid I always disliked the brief intrusion into my day but as an adult who knows about emotional and mental manipulation, the practice seems truly evil.

At least we don't use the Roman salute anymore!

But yeah, I have to agree with you. I don't find it to be a particularly huge deal, but I do have to wonder how much less of a deal nationalism would be if children were not required heavily encouraged but not actually compelled to recite a loyalty oath every school day.

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

As someone who immigrated to the US, the pledge of allegiance is really weird and creepy. This also applies to the fever-pitch that American patriotism can reach and the whole FLAGSFLAGSFLAGS thing. This is the only place I've ever been (or heard of) where people put up flagpoles in their yard because they love the flag so loving much.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
There's way worse honestly. I'm in Indonesia at the moment and the flag ceremonies make me hella uncomfortable at times. There's military marches and salutes and standing in rank and file rows involved for public servants and students, down to elementary. It's all really eerie imagery to see. It makes the American thing look tame.

Independence Day just came and went and that's cranked up to 10.

RagnarokAngel fucked around with this message at 01:27 on Aug 26, 2011

Cool Web Paige
Nov 19, 2006

RagnarokAngel posted:

There's way worse honestly. I'm in Indonesia at the moment and the flag ceremonies make me hella uncomfortable at times. There's military marches and salutes and standing in rank and file rows involved for public servants and students, down to elementary. It's all really eerie imagery to see. It makes the American thing look tame.

Independence Day just came and went and that's cranked up to 10.

My favorite part about the pledge of allegiance is that it was instituted by people who seemed to believe that communists were some sort of vampire like creatures that would burst into flames at the very mention of the word God.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ashcans posted:

As someone who immigrated to the US, the pledge of allegiance is really weird and creepy. This also applies to the fever-pitch that American patriotism can reach and the whole FLAGSFLAGSFLAGS thing. This is the only place I've ever been (or heard of) where people put up flagpoles in their yard because they love the flag so loving much.

I've seen quite a few British and Australian flags here by immigrants who are proud of their heritage.

The Australian guy that works down the hall has a license plate on the front of his car that's an Australian flag.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

vxskud posted:

My favorite part about the pledge of allegiance is that it was instituted by people who seemed to believe that communists were some sort of vampire like creatures that would burst into flames at the very mention of the word God.

Not to excuse it, but it was a totally different time growing up during the cold war. I went through the school system in the 60's-70's and we all thought we were going to either die fighting the Soviets or be burned to a crisp when they nuked us (and we nuked them). I grew up in a major city in the midwest and our newspaper used to print out maps detailing blast effects and fallout if a nuclear bomb hit the center of the city. Yeah....it was a hosed up time back then. The terrorist threat now is totally different, but I don't think many people think they would be a victim of Al Queda unless you live in Washington, NY or LA. Back the, we all thought one day we would be living in fallout shelters.

The Olympics were better back then though.

Sarion
Dec 24, 2003

True, the fear was real. But did people really believe that adding "under God" to the pledge would stop the nuclear holocaust? I mean obviously someone did, but surely there were people going "I'm pretty sure we're not going to all turn into Communists if we don't say 'under God'".

Post poste
Mar 29, 2010

Sarion posted:

True, the fear was real. But did people really believe that adding "under God" to the pledge would stop the nuclear holocaust? I mean obviously someone did, but surely there were people going "I'm pretty sure we're not going to all turn into Communists if we don't say 'under God'".

From my understanding, it was more of "if you don't want to add 'under God' you were a commie.

Foyes36
Oct 23, 2005

Food fight!

Vladimir Putin posted:

The Olympics were better back then though.

Why? Less commercialization? The East Germans?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Pfirti86 posted:

Why? Less commercialization? The East Germans?

Better rivalries.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
just saw this on facebook

quote:

NYPD FDNY AND EMS OFFICERS WERE NOT INVITED TO THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY CEREMONY OF 9/11... MAYOR BLOOMBERG CLAIMS THERE IS NO ROOM FOR THEM... 10 YEARS AGO, THEY WEREN'T INVITED BUT THEY SHOWED UP!!! RE-POST IF YOU AGREE THEY SHOULD BE THERE

Any links? Snopes doesn't have it yet.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Ashcans posted:

As someone who immigrated to the US, the pledge of allegiance is really weird and creepy. This also applies to the fever-pitch that American patriotism can reach and the whole FLAGSFLAGSFLAGS thing. This is the only place I've ever been (or heard of) where people put up flagpoles in their yard because they love the flag so loving much.

I was taken to my first baseball game recently. During the seventh inning break everyone suddenly stood up, hand over heart and said the pledge of allegiance (I think that's what it was, it might have been America the Beautiful or summat). Then I got called out for being weird for asking the person I was with, why during a sports game we all had to display some strange joint nationalism.

dja98
Aug 2, 2003
In the summertime, when the weather is high, you can stretch right up and touch the sky

Defenestration posted:

just saw this on facebook

Any links? Snopes doesn't have it yet.

http://newsroom.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/17/911-first-responders-snubbed-for-10th-anniversary/

http://foxnewsinsider.com/2011/08/15/first-responders-snubbed-not-invited-to-911-ceremony/

I remember reading something about the ceremony having limited space and being aimed at families of victims, rather than responders.

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ColonelDimak
May 1, 2007

Guardian of the Salsa

Vladimir Putin posted:

Not to excuse it, but it was a totally different time growing up during the cold war. I went through the school system in the 60's-70's and we all thought we were going to either die fighting the Soviets or be burned to a crisp when they nuked us (and we nuked them). I grew up in a major city in the midwest and our newspaper used to print out maps detailing blast effects and fallout if a nuclear bomb hit the center of the city. Yeah....it was a hosed up time back then. The terrorist threat now is totally different, but I don't think many people think they would be a victim of Al Queda unless you live in Washington, NY or LA. Back the, we all thought one day we would be living in fallout shelters.

The Olympics were better back then though.

Didn't a report come out a few years after 9/11 that suggested that most Americans are more afraid of dying now vs during the cold war?
Something to do with the perceived instability and lack of clearly defined "sides" in the post 9/11 era vs the relative perceived stability of the USA vs USSR of the cold war.

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