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Trast posted:This has to be the most insane thing the Onion/Clickhole has ever put up and it's too beautiful for words. http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-grocery-store-delivery-boy-can-you-deliver-p-4036' Jesus Christ
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quote:“I can smell it,” says the goose in an extremely deep voice. His voice sounds like a man went through puberty nine times and then swallowed a cave. It is horrifying and beautiful at the same time. “I can smell my gently caress-syrup! My special gently caress-syrup is near!”
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Trast posted:This has to be the most insane thing the Onion/Clickhole has ever put up and it's too beautiful for words. http://www.clickhole.com/clickventure/youre-grocery-store-delivery-boy-can-you-deliver-p-4036' Holy gently caress. The ending was better than I could have ever imagined.
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I missed some clickventures. I was doing the house sitting one and ignored the knocking door and holy poo poo what is that in the dark? Why would they murder me with a japanese grudge ghost and not even mention it?
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Olaf The Stout posted:Jesus Christ dammit ron cosmos.
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"The common human emotion known as "screaming, screaming, screaming, screaming, screaming, screaming.""
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I couldn't stop giggling at Father's fate, even the day after I finished the Clickventure. In fact, most of the aliens are gold. I really want to know how exactly Clickhole manages to make these things consistently so loving funny.
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Computer Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes is my favorite character
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Would be funny... if it wasn't literally how it is being painted by some Republicans.
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Samovar posted:Would be funny... if it wasn't literally how it is being painted by some Republicans. That's a good portion of Kellys, though. It's split between that, being angry at new things, being angry at minor inconveniences, and Kelly's personal taste in celebs.
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Samovar posted:Would be funny... if it wasn't literally how it is being painted by some Republicans. That's exactly why it's funny.
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Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:That's a good portion of Kellys, though. It's split between that, being angry at new things, being angry at minor inconveniences, and Kelly's personal taste in celebs. And whiskey sours.
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Fall From Grace: The 5 Incidents That Led To Me Having Only One Fork “If you smell my forks, I will become al-Qaeda”
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Charles Schultz vs. Ernie Hudson: Who Should we Arbitrarily Hate Next?quote:As the mercenary captain and guide in Congo, led his team directly into a diamond mine knowing full well it was guarded by killer gorillas.
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Physics Teacher's Car Accident Would've Made Perfect Example For Class
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PETER K ROSENTHAL IS BACK, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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I thought it was really good but I loving lost it when he got to Wonder Woman.
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Rosenthal is the most true and honest critic imo.
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new clickventure You're a farmer!
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European Men Are So Much More Romantic Than American Men vs. American Women Studying In Europe Are Unbelievably Easy
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Popular Designer Dog Breed Just Twisted Spinal Cord Attached To Collapsed Lung  I can't stop laughing at spontaneous bone liquification
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In my senior year of high school, I read Ask That Hindenburg Announcer Guy advice column and my laughter was so loud and uncontrollable that the substitute teacher told me lo leave the classroom. Being in the hallway didn't really change anything, but now it was echoing everywhere and when I was asked by some teachers why I was making so much noise, it took a long time to breath enough to explain it.
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http://www.clickhole.com/article/oral-history-kanye-wests-my-beautiful-dark-twisted-4073 I love every one of these stupid Oral History articles. This one is almost as good as the Mad Men one.
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The thing I don't get about the advice columns is how disconnected they are. It seems like it'd be funnier imo if the answerer was actually responding instead of just going on their own tangents entirely.
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Mar 27, 2016 05:21
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Ask a 1920s baseball fan will always be my favorite since I can actually understand a lot of the weird jargon http://www.theonion.com/blogpost/ask-a-1920s-baseball-fan-12260
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Mar 27, 2016 06:09
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I love this one: Ask An Elderly Black Woman As Depicted By A Sophomore Creative Writing Major
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Robert Denby posted:Popular Designer Dog Breed Just Twisted Spinal Cord Attached To Collapsed Lung Eyeball dysplasia is pretty incredible too.
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My favorite advice column will always be: Ask A Man Who's Jowl-Deep In Phyllis Diller's Pussy Fed-Up in Frisco posted:How do I cope with this "generation gap"? I thought you'd understand, because you are jowl-deep in Phyllis Diller's pussy.
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I have been watching old Onion videos and this one still gets me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ7J7UjsRqg
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This one is pretty good: "Mexico builds border wall to keep out American assholes": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-bJ9V7U428
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