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Hadaka Apron posted:I get the feeling that marketing to social justice types is going to work about as well as marketing to the meme crowd did for Snakes on a Plane. Maybe not as marketing but kt might work for management asscovering and general corporate saving face For instance, the stupid bullshit surrounding the interview, another lovely sony movie
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Hadaka Apron posted:I get the feeling that marketing to social justice types is going to work about as well as marketing to the meme crowd did for Snakes on a Plane. Yeah but meme marketing got Trump the nomination.
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Patton Oswalt awakened in the night to find that his room was illuminated by a spectral glow. Levitating above his bed was the spirit of Oswalt's deceased wife clad in a shimmering white robe. She smiled as she held her arms out to her husband. "My love! You've returned!" Patton cried as he moved to embrace her. Suddenly the door crashed open. In walked a massive woman in a lovely jumpsuit with "Patty" embroidered on the breast. "Aw hell naw! Hold it right there before I bust some plasma in your rear end!" she screamed problematically. A small scrawny woman wearing a matching uniform burst in behind Patty, licking the barrel of a giant futuristic weapon. "This is gonna hurt in the morning!" she shouted, blasting the terrified ghost with a round from her plasma bazooka. The spirit screamed in agony as it exploded into a mass of ectoplasmic goo, coating everything in the room. "Oh poo poo, it's all up in my pussy!" the scrawny woman whined. Patton sobbed. The love of his life was now destroyed in every possible way, but he knew what must be done. He crawled across the floor and began polishing Patty's boots with his tongue. "Thank you, you brave, strong, well-developed characters," he said like a little bitch while swallowing chunks of his wife's immortal soul. "I'll buy everything you're selling! I need to be on the right side of history!" "Mmm-hmm, that's right," Patty mumbled. "Be sure to get under the laces too." OMG JC a Bomb! fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Jul 7, 2016 |
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Patton Oswalt awakens in the night to find that his room is illuminated by a spectral glow. Levitating above his bed is the spirit of Oswalt's deceased wife clad in a shimmering white robe. She smiled as she held her arms out to her husband. This whole debacle might have been worth it for this post
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:...Levitating above his bed was the spirit of Oswalt's deceased wife clad in a blonde wig and pink bow...
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I lost it at, "oh poo poo, it's all up in my pussy!" because I imagined Aziz Ansari saying it
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Jul 7, 2016 17:38
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Oh patton, whyyyy
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Jul 7, 2016 17:43
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truth about stand up comedians is that most of them have one funny act and then later on have to stay relevant that's why patton and sarah silverman and so many others don't do comedy anymore, they do social justice now, it's easier to write comedy is hard work. steve martin is cool he just goes around playing his banjo and not talking down to everyone
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ElGroucho posted:This whole debacle might have been worth it for this post
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Jul 7, 2016 18:06
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reallivedinosaur posted:truth about stand up comedians is that most of them have one funny act and then later on have to stay relevant Another popular option is cocaine.
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Jul 7, 2016 18:07
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ElGroucho posted:While we're at it, lets murder anyone who says "This." or "My favorite thing in the world" or "Adulting" What the gently caress is "Adulting"?
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Jul 7, 2016 18:19
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Sunswipe posted:What the gently caress is "Adulting"? Paying bills or something, like it's a verb to describe anything that kids don't have to do? 
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reallivedinosaur posted:truth about stand up comedians is that most of them have one funny act and then later on have to stay relevant Ron White is a perfect example of this. His first special was hilarious but everything else has been poo poo. But I guess we'll probably never see Ron White freak out about transgendered representation and block people in comics. Doesn't seem like his...thing
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Germstore posted:Another popular option is cocaine. Most of the best comedians used this one weird trick!
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Sunswipe posted:What the gently caress is "Adulting"? its the cutesy phrase the younger generation uses to disparage having any responsibility for anything at all
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Remember when you first played Mario 64 and you spent 10 minutes running around because it's just so novel? Well "adulting" is like that except your buying toilet paper and it's totally blowing your mind.
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Jul 7, 2016 19:17
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He can we talk about general culture war bullshit in this thread?
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KiddieGrinder posted:Paying bills or something, like it's a verb to describe anything that kids don't have to do? Tiberius Christ posted:its the cutesy phrase the younger generation uses to disparage having any responsibility for anything at all Germstore posted:Remember when you first played Mario 64 and you spent 10 minutes running around because it's just so novel? Well "adulting" is like that except your buying toilet paper and it's totally blowing your mind.
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Jul 7, 2016 19:49
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Just paid off a large unexpected expense- out of savings! #MiddleAgeing
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BexGu posted:Wait is fuccbois a bastardizaton of the "fuckboy" insult? it came first
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Jul 7, 2016 20:17
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Erections not quite so firm! #Adulting
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Spent a couple hours considering the logistics of acquiring and maintaining a mistress. #MiddleAgeing
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wife wants me to stop playing PokemonGO and feed the kids #adulting #fuckinbitch
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Shed my cacoon and now my wings gotta dry and expand for like three fuckin hours! WTF? #adulting
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reallivedinosaur posted:truth about stand up comedians is that most of them have one funny act and then later on have to stay relevant A lot of modern comedians are finding more success just feeding their audience's opinions back to them then they ever did when they tried to be funny. They've essentially become pundits.
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Sunswipe posted:What the gently caress is "Adulting"?  I think the whole, moving back in with your parents after college, and defining yourself by the media you consume have lead to people not viewing themselves as adults.
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I know I've said this a few times, but I'm still sort of hazarding a guess that there will be some Real Ghostbusters nod at some point other than Rowan looking just like the big walkin' ghost from the cartoon opening. If the post-credits scene turned out to not be the Zuul thing and was instead an animated remake, shot-for-shot, of the Real Ghostbusters opening, same style and everything, just using the new characters in it, I'm sure it even the haters would sort of get some admitted smile out of the film going that far and it would be something (love the film or hate) you'd probably stay through the end credits to see or give a 5M hits on Youtube to watch.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Literally no one but the biggest dorkiest idiots ever stay for any post credit bullshit Post credits, truly post credits, give you time to let the film end, go to the restroom, get a refill on your popcorn and drinks, get back to the theater, watch a 10-120 second scene that you walk out to your car and tell your friend, "Well, that wasn't worth sticking around for..."
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:Literally no one but the biggest dorkiest idiots ever stay for any post credit bullshit I stay for them when it's a crowded theater/parking lot to avoid traffic but yeah
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in the post credits end the delorean shows up being driven by Mary Mcfly
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realtalk: a blooper reel playing over the end credits
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max4me posted:I think the whole, moving back in with your parents after college, and defining yourself by the media you consume have lead to people not viewing themselves as adults. This seems like a problem that has its roots well in a person's past, since I'm not sure moving back home, for whatever reason, would be cause to become a blend of entitled and emotionally stunted. It's super easy to put a bubble around oneself today and basing identity around consumption probably doesn't help. Seems like a bad trend. Also post-credit scenes are dumb.
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Post-credit scenes were okay when it was just MCU movies that did it. Now that everyone does it; it has worn out its welcome.
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reallivedinosaur posted:realtalk: a blooper reel playing over the end credits So it's scenes of Sony execs saying "Yeah, Paul, Let's do this" and signing a contract for a Ghostbusters reboot?
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Germstore posted:Post-credit scenes were okay when it was just MCU movies that did it. Now that everyone does it; it has worn out its welcome. post-credit scenes have been a thing since before the MCU movies
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Cowman posted:post-credit scenes have been a thing since before the MCU movies example? pixar?
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Germstore posted:example? pixar? The second Aladdin movie had an after credits scene
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Germstore posted:example? pixar? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-credits_scene first one was in like 1908 or smth
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As the last of the credits rolls by, the jubilant ghost of Bill Murray floats on screen. "The movie is over! My contractual obligations are fulfilled! Finally, I'm free!" Bill flips off the audience as he ascends to heaven or maybe Disneyworld. "I NEVER HAD FAITH IN THIS PROJECCCCTTT~~~" Fin.
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